8bit_____

YOU DONT NEED NO STINKIN PILLS!

Adulthood is a nightmare.

I am a living, breathing falsehood of multiple identities. Before I fell asleep there was this vision of being seventeen in highschool -- high and looking out a window at a tree. It was an easy time, Less polar. Or so I think. It seems I'm reinterpreting the meaning of a past that was equally as nightmarish as the now is....
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Typically, waking up to the sound of jackhammers would piss anyone off. Living next to a major tunnel though I've had to adapt to jackhammers at 6 am, honking horns and stragglers from the check cashing place next to my window.

If you took the window and wall off my bedroom the actual distance from the bed to the bumper to bumper traffic is less...
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Im doing a how-to bellydance DVD. Ya'll will see it at your local walmarts in a matter of months. All those little housewives with a little tummy chub will be looping the 'Undulations' chapter while being watched by the neighborhood perv. I've been putting this nonsense together since b4 new years and i've come to a horrible realization. The entire time my need for sex,...
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Supposedly the Cult of the Serpent suggests a race of reptilianlike beings that live near the earths core. I could of sworn this panhandler was one of them. Green scaly face and weird beedy eyes. He grabbed my coat, I told him to 'Fuck off' and he hissed. Uncanny I tell ya'.

Conversation I've had 30 times today:

What the fuck.

Why you gotta be like that?

Fuck that.

That space probe actually landed?

{INSERT PHILISOPHICAL BANTER}

if ($girl !="sober") {
set $cock="her mouth"; }
else if ($bathroom == true) {
slam(2000)=="bust doors" ^ "blast juice on ass" }

if ($bartender == "comes in") {
die; }

"How big is your gong?", seems to be the prevailing question around these parts. The idea being that the bigger the gong the greater the bang or in the philosophy of Qi-Gong, the more powerful one's system is. That's an all around power -- health, dexterity and in combat. Battle aside though, 8Bit has enough headwounds to last a lifetime. In order to achieve the...
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For a sample of 8bits music check this: http://www.worldnewssyndicate.com/mp3/8Bit-Reinterpret_2_mix.mp3

Thundercat Ho Snack!

What if the thundercat crew decided they wanted liberation from the whole "Liono rules us on this third Earth place".

Cheetara would of incited the rebellion, convincing the two freaky cat kids that the whole journey was played out. Panthro would start beef with Tigro over small house related duties. "Why do I...
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Karmically, I may be stuck in some loophole that excludes the better things I've done for humanity in exchange for those recent deviant acts I've done for myself. The rational being that in a sense I probably deserve what I get -- which always seems to be the doosey. When I finally get the blackeye/beatdown/robbed/fraternal loss/immasculation, etc. it's always the same routine -- get on...
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