Thursday Jun 16, 2005

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I'm a sucker for a hardluck case. No amount of advice has ever stopped me from making the same mistake twice. And it goes on and on.

Her name is Ashley J. A more graceful creature would be hard to imagine. I'd travel the world to find a grain of sand that she wanted. Save me.



Isn't this weird? I mean, what's with those three emergency lights?



Joke:
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Fred walks into his house with a sheep tucked under his arm.

He carries it upstairs and into the bedroom where his wife is in bed, reading a magazine.

"Honey," says Fred, "This is the pig I've been screwing when you're not available."

"Fred," the wife says, "That's not a pig. That's a sheep."

"Shut up," says Fred. "I wasn't talking to you."
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"This should keep Michael away!"

*** I didn't know it was a porn site!!!! tongue tongue tongue ***


I Wish You Enough

* I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright.
* I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun.
* I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive.
* I wish you enough pain so that the smallest joys in life appear much bigger.
* I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting.
* I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess.
* I wish you enough hellos to get you through the final goodbye.



Peace, love and a pillow.
-3AMizzle
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
chronoszero:
I didn't realize that you had never been to Stileproject before... otherwise I probably wouldn't have even brought it up. It's one of the dark corners of the internet that is best left unexplored.
freakpirate:
That was disturbing in all kinds of unpleasant ways but was an excellent read.

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