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Had a customer tonight try and leave with drinks, I stopped them of course. Her response to me telling her she couldn't leave with drinks was I know the owner personally. To which my response was in my best Bane voice. And you think this gives you power over me. We all got a good laugh, but seriously you can't leave with your drinks

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colchicine:
they have started to captive breed Galapagos tortoises and some states you can have them now.  i would love to have those if i had the room! not that you have to worry about them getting too big in your life time haha.  it would be cool to breed them and have babies released back into their home islands. 
1akbrian:
That would be awesome I'm definitely going to be looking into that @colchicine
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colchicine:
p.s.he knew he wasn't supposed to bring those kids to work and they kept trashing the store and splashing water and soap all over the bathrooms. taking my pickles was the final straw. he is lucky i didn't eat those kids for lunch lol.  
1akbrian:
I would have made an example of one of the children and eaten him. That way the other could learn a valuable lesson@colchicine. I probably would have struck a child that day