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I love your rants @colchicine they always give me a giggle. I too have see these people and it annoys me. I hear people all the time saying I need to lose weight, but they do nothing to lose weight. No cardio, no dieting, nothing. My buddies fiancé is a prime example, she needs to lose weight for her wedding and refuses to even go on walks with the dogs. Her idea of dieting is doing shots of southern comfort instead of having mixed drinks. I finally had to tell her to shut up about telling me she needs to lose weight. I told her if you aren't going to do anything about it I don't want to hear it. 

Gawd that is annoying! I hope your buddy realizes what he is getting into.....  I bitched about having to lose weight recently and so far ive lost 18 out of the 20 pounds i wanted to lose. I wanted to drop 20 by October and i'm almost there already! It is hard but people have to crack down and actually TRY. I lost 50 pounds when i was about 22-23 as well. It was really hard because ive had morbidly obese people try to sabotage me the entire way trying to bully me into eating junk food and making fun of me when i did say how much weight i lost. "You lost 10 pounds you say? You should just quit, i can't even tell you look the same anyway. Here have some donuts i brought in for everyone at work." The lazy people get jealous when someone actually has success in their weight loss goals. After i lost more weight i had a ton of people tell me i looked disgusting, like a crackhead, like a skeleton, so on. The same people who said they couldn't tell i lost weight told me i looked too skinny later, how can i look the same and be too skinny at the same time? Assholes. I didn't rub it in anyone's face or brag about it, i thought they would compliment my hard work but, no. I would have liked to have some diet and work out buddies but no one wanted to do it even though all they did was complain about being overweight. "ugh im so fat, i need to lose weight."  "well, do you want to go for a walk with me at lunch?" "NO" "i have a few protine bars in my locker, do you want to try one?" "NO, i'm going to taco bell for lunch." If you don't want to lose weight then shut up about it, just like you said! No one wants to hear it. 

WEIRD! I just looked them up, creepy looking moths. I have to admit i have freaked out and swatted around like a crazy person at moths thinking they were a wasp. I hate bugs buzzing my face, it's rude! We have a shit ton of wasps around here anyway, hate those fuckers. I never go out of my way to bother bugs but those dick wasps and yellow jackets sure like to bother me. We have cicada killers here too, ever seen those monsters? 

Yeah I have had my fair share of run ins with those bastards. Wasps are the worst around my house, I'm constantly hunting them down.

The stop drop and selfie @mint and I nominate you

I knew it!! I knew you worked for the government @wizard0

HAHA well that is something 

Come to Florida @wizard0

I have some friends there right now, but they're at Disney.

5 turtles, 3 crocs and a crap-ton of fish.  Someone is eating well tonight!

Carnivores to the right of them, Carnivores to the left of them, Into the watery depths rode the six hundred...

@wizard0 I absolutely hate the multiple covers they have for almost every issue. I completely understand not wanting to sell them, but storing them can become a nightmare.

5 different covers, when they restarted the x-men title.  5.  And you HAD to get all 5 of them.  Funny you mention storing them.  My house is over 150 years old.  I used to store them in my room.  The walls in my room now slope inward, due to the weight.  There's a space almost 2 inches between the floorboard and the actual floor.  Between all my books and my comics, I warped the floors of my house.  Yup, they've got some weight to them.

Yes @satanachist three showers and fresh sheets on the bed and now everything is awesome

HA! I can see why cats are seen as feminine.