i am so damn broke. i spent a lot $$ yesterday shopping. i probably shouldn't have. now i don't have money to buy food. which might be a good thing because i need to lose some weight.
i have orientation monday for a job.. at a supermarket
how am i supposed to be fabulous when i'm wearing a smock??
i'm going for a job at a credit union... i have to cover all my tatts and take out my piercings and wear stupid stiff clothes.
damn working for the man!!!
i just got back from some bar with stuntcock, sanguine, and serialkitten. i think i was the only motherfucker was drunk. ps... still am. anyway. we got 2nd place in a kinky quizz. and of the prize, me and petey brought home a occk ring illl let you know how that went. and fuckin... some gay guy gave me a tiarra and then stole it... Read More
Thats why Canada kicks ass, not only could I legaly drink when i turned nineteen, before that my parents would buy me and my friends all the booze we wanted
im drunk. i drank a lot of tequila. me and my MAAAAAn just had sex. and i was convinced i wouldnt feel it if i had anal. hot anal sex. mmmmmmm. hells yeah. fucking... anyway.... i was like "yo im gonna put that in my ass... and its gonna be good." and i totally put it in tooo tooooo fast. and it hurt. and i... Read More
thanks. i kinda feel like i'm gettin fucked in the ass, dry, by every chick i try n date.
for a second there is thought i was reading a nudie book. i wouldn't call it being a slut, unless it was someone banging the entire football team beneath the bleachers to start off the night.