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On the job hunt again. My current one blows. I wish I didn't have to work. And could just be famous and get paid to make appearances. I'm going to try that.

Happy V-Day, bitches!

I got the best presents! I got Hello Kitty pez dispensers, some awesome chocolates, and an easy bake oven!! I can't wait to bake cute little cakes! I want to play with it, but the man hasn't technically given it to me yet. It was hidden. And I snooped around :-P I was thinking maybe to make him some cookies for when...
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Patching things up with the boyfriend...

I'm going to fucking kill my boyfriend. He's the biggest piece of shit EVER. I snooped through his mail because he forgot to logout, and it was on my computer so i figured i had some sort of right to. Look at what i found:

jenna is too imature
she is like a kid
i can't tell her to leave
she has no where else...
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I didn't get the new job

Apparently i failed the "honest test". And i guess I'm "devious". Whatever. I'm pissed the fuck off. That test was bullshit. Thirty-some questions and they all pertained to stealing, drugs & fighting-- and I do none of those. I didn't even have to lie on this one. And apparently that test actually means something, and everything else doesn't-- I...
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So my interview went great. And i took the bus for the first time! Woot woot, go me.

Anyway, apparently i got the best score on the test they've ever seen. I thought it was an easy test. Like 6th grade math and shit. But there are 2 reasons that i may not get the job. A) I might be too small. and B) Bossman...
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It's 615 am, i've been up since 5:30. I have a job interview this morning paying a considerable amount more than what im making right now, and its full time! Hopefully i get it. I have my fingers crossed.

New joke.

NINJAlicious won the last one.

What kind of nurse would fall in love with a rich patient?

Funny joke time.

Whoever gets it right first gets a cupcake.

What does an agnostic dyslexic do when experiencing insomnia??