"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
-Ozzy
-Ozzy
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It's my hot body and I'll do what I want! Whatevah!
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evanx:
Is it OK if I name my first born child after you?
evildoc:
Wow, you're sister looks great! Some guys would never have the guts to put angel wings on their sister, photograph her naked, and put her naked photos on the Internet ... but you're not just any guy.
So I left class Wednesday night and drove to Tuscon. It was a long drive. We left yesterday on our way back to LA, but somehow we ended up at the Hard Rock in Vegas and then at the Stratosphere. We stayed there for a few hours and then drove back. Drive long, old car heater not work so well. Cold. Got back, no sleep,...
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yuriel:
DOMO ARIGATO!
misterjesus:
Ok well,
then have a nap, then
FIRE ZEE MISSILES!!
then have a nap, then
FIRE ZEE MISSILES!!
I did it and you can do it too! Learn how to lose ten pounds in two weeks with my easy, simple, affordable system! That's right Bob, you guessed it...
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\m/ AIR GUITAR!!! \m/ \m/
Using only the power of ROCK and my air guitar, I was able to lose ten pounds in two weeks. The method is easy:
Step 1: Put on some...
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\m/ AIR GUITAR!!! \m/ \m/
Using only the power of ROCK and my air guitar, I was able to lose ten pounds in two weeks. The method is easy:
Step 1: Put on some...
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isetfires:
i love you too son. 
lucille:
Can I be mommy? I'm getting so good at it!
I never thought it would happen to me. I figured it might happen one day, but I never really counted on it. I met her and I haven't been the same since. I like it. A journal isn't good enough for this feeling, but it's the best I can do.
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oldmanwithers:
Yeah, i'm definitely with Lucille on this one... Becareful, she could be a . I mean, that'd be super cool and all, but a could cause interesting rumors about you. Not like there are anyways.... 
fucker!
. I mean, that'd be super cool and all, but a could cause interesting rumors about you. Not like there are anyways.... fucker!
evildoc:
Personally ... I think you should just use her like a little plastic fuck doll till you get bored. If you want love, get a puppy. It won't spend your money or bitch about you leaving the seat up. Also, you can always take a dog to the vet and have it killed. It's much harder to dispose of girlfriends you don't want.
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[Edited on Feb 09, 2004 5:37AM]
Editing!
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oldmanwithers:
pwnd!
evildoc:
So you drove past OldMan Withers without peeing on his windshield? What the hell is wrong with you guys?
This journal is shitty. I will update it later. Shitty shitty journal.
p.s. Lucille has a baby!
p.s. Lucille has a baby!
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thefuckingdaddy:
....it's the next AYB
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....it's the next AYB
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isetfires:
fuck you shittongue. write something else. write about how you got back stage at the justin timberlake concert and sucked off his security team because they told you if you sucked them 1st they would let you meet justin so you could suck him, but after you finshed the security crew they threw you out like the whore that you are and you didn't even get to meet anyone famous. ssssssssslllllllllllllllllllllluuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppppp! 
is there sperms in my teef?
is there sperms in my teef?I am recovering from perhaps the greatest show I've ever seen. I saw Iron Maiden last night at the Universal Ampitheatre. The old stuff was awesome, the new stuff kicked ass... I was blown away. I am going back tonight as well... no time to chat, must get ready.
It looked something like this (I'm the red one in the front):
Iron Maiden===>
Crowd=>
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It looked something like this (I'm the red one in the front):
Iron Maiden===>
Crowd=>
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joshof13thfloor:
Maiden is one of the very few of my favorite bands that i have never been fortunate enough to see live, so that being said i feel as if it would not be without proper provication for me to say to you that you should...
GO SCRUMP A DIRTY GOAT IN ITS EAR YOU ANUS SUCKING TWATSICLE111
Not that i'm jealous or anything.
- Josh
GO SCRUMP A DIRTY GOAT IN ITS EAR YOU ANUS SUCKING TWATSICLE111
Not that i'm jealous or anything.
- Josh
evildoc:
I love Iron Maiden because they are just like Spinal Tap, only funnier!
So I'm sitting at a stoplight waiting for the light to turn green. As the people opposite me finish their left hand turns, the coolest thing ever happened(even cooler than the time Michael Jackson came over to my house to use the bathroom). The most UBER van ever speeds up to make a left, but in his glorious speed, misses the lane and plows right...
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evanx:
I like potatoes.
paige:
you say karate , but i say crazzy
p.s your fantasy makes me smile
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p.s your fantasy makes me smile
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p.s.- if you fucked around with my mom then you gots leprosy. get ready 4 your cocktail wiener to fall off shit eater. sweet dreams.
love,
papa