So anyway I had surgery to correct my nose so I can breathe... I took a baseball bat to the face in third grade and ever since then my nose was a little crooked. As it turns out the inside of my nose was really fucked up. To make a long story short, I had surgery, got owned, and now I have bloody spewtum goozing...
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oldmanwithers:
hey bitchnuts... update before i sock in you in the nuts!
user209834982:
the inside of ur nose.. ack! 
Bloody bloody spewtum all over the place. Had surgery last week and have been kinda out of it. I broke the digital camera, so I'll post some pics as soon as I can scan them. 
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user209834982:
what did u get it for/on?
u ok now?
where's my gun?
u ok now?
where's my gun?
handle:
Maybe while you are recovering, someone will give you a new digital camera with a super zoom lense. Then you will of coarse use this to spy on your neighbors and end up witnessing a murder and wackiness will ensue. You can only hope right?
I can't sleep. I have "A National Acrobat" by Black Sabbath stuck in my fat head. I'll spare you the pseudo-philosophical lameasstastic lyrical posting, because I know you wont read it anyway.
I want some goddamn Popeye's
. I lived on Popeye's and biscuts for a week in New Orleans during Mardi Gras... I feel like tonight! Those commercials rule almost as much as Rice-a-Roni......
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I want some goddamn Popeye's
. I lived on Popeye's and biscuts for a week in New Orleans during Mardi Gras... I feel like tonight! Those commercials rule almost as much as Rice-a-Roni...... Read More
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thecowboy:
yes, you look just as id imagined there, rando..keep up the good work cockbelt..
thecowboy:
.where the hell are ya?..actually its been rather nice without you around..maybe you outta stay gone bitch. 
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fenris23:
LA is on the way? Damn it I need some maps.
handsome:
It is so painfylly obivious you are a child of the eighties. I should know being one myself. I bet you watched all those VH1 "The Remember the 80's" shows... and there is nothing wrong with that. Alf rules. Donkey Kong rules. Chunk was the best character in goonies because of his "Truffle Shuffle". Devo whips my... they're awesome I mean! And and, just yes. Yes to the eighties they were a grand old time. I remember i was in this club and I got to wear jackets made especially for members only. I don't remember meeting any of the other members though. Just my grandpa...
L.A. smog eats away at my lungs.
Heavy strings eat away my fingers.
Motorhead eats away at my eardrums.
Something is eating my sanity.
I'm used to the smog.
The blood is worth it.
Rock out with your cock out.
Sanity is highly overrated.
MuaAhahahAhahAHAHahahahAaa!
Heavy strings eat away my fingers.
Motorhead eats away at my eardrums.
Something is eating my sanity.
I'm used to the smog.
The blood is worth it.
Rock out with your cock out.
Sanity is highly overrated.
MuaAhahahAhahAHAHahahahAaa!
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thecowboy:
if everythings eating you, you can eat a 8====D.
oldkid:
Damn that thing can run.
If you could paint a self-portrait of yourself, but you couldn't be in the picture, what would you paint?
p.s. MeEeEEEeEeeEeHh!
[edited sometime later tonight]
p.p.s. It seems the only times I'm ever serious are when I'm seriously horny, seriously hungry, or seriously sleepy. I'll work on that... seriously.
p.p.p.s. New car, caviar, four star daydream, think I'll buy me a football team.
p.s. MeEeEEEeEeeEeHh!
[edited sometime later tonight]
p.p.s. It seems the only times I'm ever serious are when I'm seriously horny, seriously hungry, or seriously sleepy. I'll work on that... seriously.
p.p.p.s. New car, caviar, four star daydream, think I'll buy me a football team.
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nocturnus:
MacGyver. I was just talking about that guy the other day. As Steve Irwin would put it, "The smartest mullet in all the WORLD!!!" That man could disable a nuclear reactor with a ball of twine and a chicken tender.
MacGyver. I was just talking about that guy the other day. As Steve Irwin would put it, "The smartest mullet in all the WORLD!!!" That man could disable a nuclear reactor with a ball of twine and a chicken tender.
evanx:
Oh, poopie...
los angeles all my life. chicago is cold. treasure of the sierra madre. it happened one night. belle de jour. i want to see you touch her. can't shake the thought. i want you between us. speeding ticket. parking ticket. iced earth tickets. 72 shiny new red dunlop guitar picks. three bloody fingers. the shocker.
eight minute abs. seven minute abs. six minute abs. are...
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kosomot:
Ya you're # 1 
handle:
You must get tired of everyone constantly reminding you of that old beef you had with Eastman. Come on people! Why you gotta bring up old shit?
Super busy. I owe you all comments. In Chicago until Monday. May your days be filled with gooey sweetness...
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blaueminxaugen:
Yer a good kid. Keep it up. Don't lose sight of what's important, or I'll donkey punch you.
oldkid:
Ever bite into one of those cadberry (sp?) eggs that had a chick in it?
I think that could be created by something like this.
I think that could be created by something like this.
"How happy is the blameless Vestal's lot! The world forgetting, by the world forgot: Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! Each prayer accepted, and each wish resign'd."
-Alexander Pope
What a world this is in which we live. I read once that there are three realizations that fuel the churning engine of humanity. We all will die. We all must live in a society with...
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-Alexander Pope
What a world this is in which we live. I read once that there are three realizations that fuel the churning engine of humanity. We all will die. We all must live in a society with...
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isetfires:
killing people with sledge hammers. 
handle:
the nature of the universe is to prove you can have too much of a good thing, but only long enough for you to begin to count on it, then it throws you in a ditch with needles.
All infomercials must die...
Call 1-800-DUMBASS for more details! Hurry while supplies last! Call within the next 38.523 seconds and I'll throw in a free cock-in-your-ear for no extra charge!
Call 1-800-DUMBASS for more details! Hurry while supplies last! Call within the next 38.523 seconds and I'll throw in a free cock-in-your-ear for no extra charge!
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evanx:
Dude, this dial-up was killing me....
All should die? But RonCo makes such great products!!!!
All should die? But RonCo makes such great products!!!!
isetfires:
hey! thats the phone # to my work. it's all starting to come together now. remember in the 5th element where Gary Oldman electrocutes Tricky through the payphone? i need this option at work badly.