0theamazingrando

Today was particularly interesting and eventful. I got home last night after spending all day shopping with . of course has been seeing my best friend . is unfortuneately married to , which makes the situation a bit sticky, especially because and hate each other.

So I get home late from a day of shopping with , who agreed to be my fashion consultant. We picked out some good clothes; I look damn sexy. I've 18 lbs since I got back from Aruba, when I weighed a massive blubbery 180.

I got home late and missed 1:05am, which made me sad because I got no Unstoppable War Machine. I slept for about an hour until I was woken up by who had consumed a fair amount of liquor and had upset . After a lengthy and productive discussion concerning the meaning of life decided to let me go. Not more than 3 minutes after I hung up with I heard the ringy dingy again.

This time on the ringy it was , who I really haven't got a chance to talk to lately. I was glad because I had been thinking about quite a lot. Its hard being far away from because I'm starting to get lonely and sit around and worry about and I'm becomming a . I also wish was here because my misses her . She is very good with my .

After that called to talk about again and I got to hear the other side of the story... again.

Then after that called and wanted to tell me about the movie he saw last night. I then realized it was already noon and told to go away and let me try to sleep.

Later when I woke up I had to go on errands for , who cant walk because he got pwned playing softball. and I spent the rest of the day being . Now I am home, its almost 1:05 again and this time I'm not going to miss it.

More on the meaning of life later...

-Rando

p.s. I've been a lazy shitbag tonight. If you find any spelling errors I will give you a cookie.