I did it and you can do it too! Learn how to lose ten pounds in two weeks with my easy, simple, affordable system! That's right Bob, you guessed it...
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\m/ AIR GUITAR!!! \m/ \m/
Using only the power of ROCK and my air guitar, I was able to lose ten pounds in two weeks. The method is easy:
Step 1: Put on some ROCK*
Step 2: Get out your air guitar(real pick optional, AIR pick recommended)
Step 3: Rock hard, pasty abs, washerboard style, glistening in the sun.
That's all you have to do!** Air guitar, every day for at least an hour and you'll be looking like The Nuge.. or Ozzy Osbourne.. or something like that.
*WARNING: Do not perform air guitar while listening to CREED. It could cause fatal bleeding of the ears and spaztic convulsions.
** Restrictions may apply. Participants also ate only one meal a day and went to the gym for at least 2 hours 5 times a week.
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\m/ AIR GUITAR!!! \m/ \m/
Using only the power of ROCK and my air guitar, I was able to lose ten pounds in two weeks. The method is easy:
Step 1: Put on some ROCK*
Step 2: Get out your air guitar(real pick optional, AIR pick recommended)
Step 3: Rock hard, pasty abs, washerboard style, glistening in the sun.
That's all you have to do!** Air guitar, every day for at least an hour and you'll be looking like The Nuge.. or Ozzy Osbourne.. or something like that.
*WARNING: Do not perform air guitar while listening to CREED. It could cause fatal bleeding of the ears and spaztic convulsions.
** Restrictions may apply. Participants also ate only one meal a day and went to the gym for at least 2 hours 5 times a week.
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isetfires:
i love you too son. 
lucille:
Can I be mommy? I'm getting so good at it!