0theamazingrando

So I'm sitting at a stoplight waiting for the light to turn green. As the people opposite me finish their left hand turns, the coolest thing ever happened(even cooler than the time Michael Jackson came over to my house to use the bathroom). The most UBER van ever speeds up to make a left, but in his glorious speed, misses the lane and plows right into the flower shop on the corner. The damn this drove straight up the curb and through the front door of the shop. Talk about door to door service.

Luckily I had my camera on me and got a few pictures for your viewing pleasure. They are posted in my pics section(for you with weak stomachs, the second one down is of one of a teddy bear that was horribley maimed in the tragedy, so beware).



I also went bowling with OldManWithers and some of my other beeotches, he should have some pictures up on his profile. Also I finally got those damn pickups working; I had to rewire the whole guitar... bastards...

Just remember, if you live in a van down by the river, DON'T drive it into a flower shop... unless you know isetfires is right inside.

\m/ \m/

p.s. Michael Jackson didn't really come over to my house to use the bathroom... but his sister did!