0theamazingrando

Is it OK if I name my first born child after you?

Wow, you're sister looks great! Some guys would never have the guts to put angel wings on their sister, photograph her naked, and put her naked photos on the Internet ... but you're not just any guy.

DOMO ARIGATO!

Ok well,


then have a nap, then



FIRE ZEE MISSILES!!

i love you too son.

Yeah, i'm definitely with Lucille on this one... Becareful, she could be a . I mean, that'd be super cool and all, but a could cause interesting rumors about you. Not like there are anyways.... fucker!

Personally ... I think you should just use her like a little plastic fuck doll till you get bored. If you want love, get a puppy. It won't spend your money or bitch about you leaving the seat up. Also, you can always take a dog to the vet and have it killed. It's much harder to dispose of girlfriends you don't want.

[Edited on Feb 09, 2004 5:37AM]

pwnd!

So you drove past OldMan Withers without peeing on his windshield? What the hell is wrong with you guys?

....it's the next AYB

[Edited on Feb 05, 2004 12:00AM]

fuck you shittongue. write something else. write about how you got back stage at the justin timberlake concert and sucked off his security team because they told you if you sucked them 1st they would let you meet justin so you could suck him, but after you finshed the security crew they threw you out like the whore that you are and you didn't even get to meet anyone famous. ssssssssslllllllllllllllllllllluuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppppp! is there sperms in my teef?

Maiden is one of the very few of my favorite bands that i have never been fortunate enough to see live, so that being said i feel as if it would not be without proper provication for me to say to you that you should...

GO SCRUMP A DIRTY GOAT IN ITS EAR YOU ANUS SUCKING TWATSICLE111

Not that i'm jealous or anything.

- Josh

I love Iron Maiden because they are just like Spinal Tap, only funnier!

I like potatoes.

I was at a NASA research site and found your dream robot:

and you were doing so well. how bout i crack that les paul across your fuckin teeth, shove the pick-ups in your ears and ride your head like a bike. slllurrp.
always dreamin' bout cha.

And wow! You sure gained weight since backstage at the Falling Cycle show!

You didn't mention a single LP by Britany Spears ... isn't she the voice of your generation? bwahahahahahahaha!

Sounds like a good show, brother.

You know that you should really post that pic of yerself so the ladies can take a gander at ya. I think they would like what they saw.

And i mean that in a "good buddy" way, not a "rough prison sex" sort of way.

Peace. Later.

-Josh

yea, eat a steamy plate of poop.