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"How happy is the blameless Vestal's lot! The world forgetting, by the world forgot: Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! Each prayer accepted, and each wish resign'd."

-Alexander Pope

What a world this is in which we live. I read once that there are three realizations that fuel the churning engine of humanity. We all will die. We all must live in a society with...
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All infomercials must die...

Call 1-800-DUMBASS for more details! Hurry while supplies last! Call within the next 38.523 seconds and I'll throw in a free cock-in-your-ear for no extra charge!

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."

"Moral courage is the most valuable and usually the most absent characteristic in men."

-Gen. George S. Patton Jr.


p.s. It's no fair making me horny like that when you're hundreds of miles away...

tired of the cell phone
done with these antibiotics
sick of the freeway
breakfast at McDonalds

toxic neopuritan society
another World War III
useless media notoriety
it's all the same to me

a streetcar named desire
sat upon the tracks
a love engulfed in fire
gone never to come back

Today was particularly interesting and eventful. I got home last night after spending all day shopping with . of course has been seeing my best friend . is unfortuneately married to , which makes the situation a bit sticky, especially because and hate each other.

So I get home late from a day of shopping with , who agreed to be my fashion consultant. We...
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A new day, a new journal... or is it? Is it the same day and the same journal? Is it the same new day and the same new journal?

I'm continuing my journey down the path to being a gentleman with an occasional stop to adjust my crotch in public and leave the toilet seat up; but really... I'm trying. And now, some selections from...
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So I'm listening to Cat Stevens and studying for my Jazz History midterm. Took some great black and whites last night...

Things that are on my mind:

-I learned how to play "White Room" by Cream today, but I have no wah wah pedal so I am a saaaad panda!

-This thread is the hottest thread ever.

-History is nothing but a fable agreed...
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Yesterday I went outside
With my momma's mason jar
Caught a lovely Butterfly
When I woke up today
And looked in on my fairy pet
She had withered all away
No more sighing in her breast
I'm sorry for what I did
I did what my body told me to
I didn't mean to do you harm
But everytime I pin down what I think...
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Just got back from seeing Polysics rock the fucking house in Hollywood. My ears are bleeding and I smell like rock sauce (that's a good thing until tomorrow morning). Goddamn I love the rock show, it gets me off. Woooo!

First band was Vegenius, an interesting combination of synthesizer sound and rock. I was mesmerized by the singer... I can't even describe it (it could...
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