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So... where was I? Finals week is finally over and I might actually start posting more than once every 37.9 days.
Back on my ECA Stack now that the surgery is all done and over with. I can finally breathe again. I can smell the flowers, I can smell the summer breeze, I can smell the pungent body odor emanating from the bums down at...
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Back on my ECA Stack now that the surgery is all done and over with. I can finally breathe again. I can smell the flowers, I can smell the summer breeze, I can smell the pungent body odor emanating from the bums down at...
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rephrased:
Sadly, my record player plan didn't work at all. She looked through the records, seemed pretty impressed (especially with the 45s) but didn't hang out in my room to listen to them. Mostly because we were going to see this movie and were running a little late. But after the movie, we curled up on the couch and looked at Paris tour guides together. It was nice and cozy, but not sexy. Oh well, what do I care about that, I'm going to frickin' Paris with her! Hooray!
(By the way MacGyver and Metaluna both made me very happy today.)
(By the way MacGyver and Metaluna both made me very happy today.)
oldmanwithers:
been way too long since i've seen mst3000... =/ must watch it once i come back to town =P
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user209834982:
how very wise. 
blaueminxaugen:
Are you alive?
So anyway I had surgery to correct my nose so I can breathe... I took a baseball bat to the face in third grade and ever since then my nose was a little crooked. As it turns out the inside of my nose was really fucked up. To make a long story short, I had surgery, got owned, and now I have bloody spewtum goozing...
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oldmanwithers:
hey bitchnuts... update before i sock in you in the nuts!
user209834982:
the inside of ur nose.. ack!
Bloody bloody spewtum all over the place. Had surgery last week and have been kinda out of it. I broke the digital camera, so I'll post some pics as soon as I can scan them. 
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user209834982:
what did u get it for/on?
u ok now?
where's my gun?
u ok now?
where's my gun?
handle:
Maybe while you are recovering, someone will give you a new digital camera with a super zoom lense. Then you will of coarse use this to spy on your neighbors and end up witnessing a murder and wackiness will ensue. You can only hope right?
I can't sleep. I have "A National Acrobat" by Black Sabbath stuck in my fat head. I'll spare you the pseudo-philosophical lameasstastic lyrical posting, because I know you wont read it anyway.
I want some goddamn Popeye's
. I lived on Popeye's and biscuts for a week in New Orleans during Mardi Gras... I feel like tonight! Those commercials rule almost as much as Rice-a-Roni......
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I want some goddamn Popeye's
. I lived on Popeye's and biscuts for a week in New Orleans during Mardi Gras... I feel like tonight! Those commercials rule almost as much as Rice-a-Roni...... Read More
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thecowboy:
yes, you look just as id imagined there, rando..keep up the good work cockbelt..
thecowboy:
.where the hell are ya?..actually its been rather nice without you around..maybe you outta stay gone bitch. 
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fenris23:
LA is on the way? Damn it I need some maps.
handsome:
It is so painfylly obivious you are a child of the eighties. I should know being one myself. I bet you watched all those VH1 "The Remember the 80's" shows... and there is nothing wrong with that. Alf rules. Donkey Kong rules. Chunk was the best character in goonies because of his "Truffle Shuffle". Devo whips my... they're awesome I mean! And and, just yes. Yes to the eighties they were a grand old time. I remember i was in this club and I got to wear jackets made especially for members only. I don't remember meeting any of the other members though. Just my grandpa...
L.A. smog eats away at my lungs.
Heavy strings eat away my fingers.
Motorhead eats away at my eardrums.
Something is eating my sanity.
I'm used to the smog.
The blood is worth it.
Rock out with your cock out.
Sanity is highly overrated.
MuaAhahahAhahAHAHahahahAaa!
Heavy strings eat away my fingers.
Motorhead eats away at my eardrums.
Something is eating my sanity.
I'm used to the smog.
The blood is worth it.
Rock out with your cock out.
Sanity is highly overrated.
MuaAhahahAhahAHAHahahahAaa!
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thecowboy:
if everythings eating you, you can eat a 8====D.
oldkid:
Damn that thing can run.
If you could paint a self-portrait of yourself, but you couldn't be in the picture, what would you paint?
p.s. MeEeEEEeEeeEeHh!
[edited sometime later tonight]
p.p.s. It seems the only times I'm ever serious are when I'm seriously horny, seriously hungry, or seriously sleepy. I'll work on that... seriously.
p.p.p.s. New car, caviar, four star daydream, think I'll buy me a football team.
p.s. MeEeEEEeEeeEeHh!
[edited sometime later tonight]
p.p.s. It seems the only times I'm ever serious are when I'm seriously horny, seriously hungry, or seriously sleepy. I'll work on that... seriously.
p.p.p.s. New car, caviar, four star daydream, think I'll buy me a football team.
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nocturnus:
MacGyver. I was just talking about that guy the other day. As Steve Irwin would put it, "The smartest mullet in all the WORLD!!!" That man could disable a nuclear reactor with a ball of twine and a chicken tender.
MacGyver. I was just talking about that guy the other day. As Steve Irwin would put it, "The smartest mullet in all the WORLD!!!" That man could disable a nuclear reactor with a ball of twine and a chicken tender.
evanx:
Oh, poopie...
0theamazingrando:
Unstoppable, mother fucker.
los angeles all my life. chicago is cold. treasure of the sierra madre. it happened one night. belle de jour. i want to see you touch her. can't shake the thought. i want you between us. speeding ticket. parking ticket. iced earth tickets. 72 shiny new red dunlop guitar picks. three bloody fingers. the shocker.
eight minute abs. seven minute abs. six minute abs. are...
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kosomot:
Ya you're # 1 
handle:
You must get tired of everyone constantly reminding you of that old beef you had with Eastman. Come on people! Why you gotta bring up old shit?
Super busy. I owe you all comments. In Chicago until Monday. May your days be filled with gooey sweetness...
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blaueminxaugen:
Yer a good kid. Keep it up. Don't lose sight of what's important, or I'll donkey punch you.
oldkid:
Ever bite into one of those cadberry (sp?) eggs that had a chick in it?
I think that could be created by something like this.
I think that could be created by something like this.
I had such hope for them when I heard a song off their first album. At the time I thought they had potential. I was either damn wrong, or they just went the wrong direction.
Anyway, sorry for taking so long to reply...I haven't been by the site as regularly as I had been a couple of months ago. I"ll make it a point to be more prompt.
You asked about Iced Earth...I think my favorite album of theirs right now is Something Wicked..., though I was really impressed with how The Glorious Burden matieral sounded live.
I'm hoping to get to Ozzfest this year but right now, it doesn't look like time or money will permit. You never know, though...