To answer everyone's questions:
I spent my birthday at the Minneapolis Convention Center so while it wasn't exactly HAPPY it was productive. Thank you for the well wishes. (My team won, by the way.)
Got a call from a temp agency I'm registered with this morning. They are sending me out for a 6-hour shift on Sunday. Handing out flyers. For this cinematic abortion....
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I spent my birthday at the Minneapolis Convention Center so while it wasn't exactly HAPPY it was productive. Thank you for the well wishes. (My team won, by the way.)
Got a call from a temp agency I'm registered with this morning. They are sending me out for a 6-hour shift on Sunday. Handing out flyers. For this cinematic abortion....
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legman:
Happy Birthday!! 
ojaeflo:
Hope you had a GREAT birthday!!!
I dreamt last night that my brother and I were both pregnant.
I asked my mother to take us to the hospital for pregnancy tests. She said that was fine but she couldn't do it until 7:00 PM. "That is going to be too late in the day," I insisted. "Well, I thought we could go to your grandmother's house first, she hasn't seen you...
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I asked my mother to take us to the hospital for pregnancy tests. She said that was fine but she couldn't do it until 7:00 PM. "That is going to be too late in the day," I insisted. "Well, I thought we could go to your grandmother's house first, she hasn't seen you...
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lylonijade:
Ha ha your mom has ice cream from a truck... you have none.
ha ha.
I hate pregnancy dreams
ha ha.
I hate pregnancy dreams
squee_:
I've dreamt that I was pregnant. It was pretty weird.
I think the ice cream trucks only run for about 3 months up here.
I think the ice cream trucks only run for about 3 months up here.
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lylonijade:
OMG... that thing from the woods... I fucking forgot about that!!!! Yeah, I see pat around town he is dating this girl that looks like Nelly Fertado, his dream girl. Remember how he broke up with me... in a note.
lylonijade:
douche bad
oh the old days.
oh the old days.
Getting married at 4:00. 
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crispy:
So, how's married life treating you?
r00kers:
Congratulations! My wife and I have been married forever and think its great.
I am thinking of going back to school.
I have learned my lesson about paying thousands of dollars for something as nebulous as an arts degree (apologies to those of you with arts degrees). I want a degree that will get me a job. A REAL JOB. Not something vague and confusing. I love character design but am not counting on being able to do...
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I have learned my lesson about paying thousands of dollars for something as nebulous as an arts degree (apologies to those of you with arts degrees). I want a degree that will get me a job. A REAL JOB. Not something vague and confusing. I love character design but am not counting on being able to do...
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henjin0:
That was the most exciting NSRG bout... ever!! 
lylonijade:
Wow...can i like past your blog on my blog...no really with glue. That is how i feel right now... ew.
great now I am going to feel guilty for taking a rip off of my bong. OH bong prob fixed. After I blogged I drove to Selective vidie on the east side...They put one up right off of 30 by ultimate arts, bought a slide and a back up slide and went home and smoked a Gigunderous bowl of His weed after I made him give me 10 bucks and beer.
oooh you like get married soon...
great now I am going to feel guilty for taking a rip off of my bong. OH bong prob fixed. After I blogged I drove to Selective vidie on the east side...They put one up right off of 30 by ultimate arts, bought a slide and a back up slide and went home and smoked a Gigunderous bowl of His weed after I made him give me 10 bucks and beer.
oooh you like get married soon...
OMG you guys. Seriously.
devilducky and I are getting married on the 31st of October. We are having a wedding with a judge in chambers because we both hate weddings and don't have any interest in planning, hosting or paying for one. We have invited our mums, who are driving both driving from Wisconsin to Minnesota to be there.
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devilducky and I are getting married on the 31st of October. We are having a wedding with a judge in chambers because we both hate weddings and don't have any interest in planning, hosting or paying for one. We have invited our mums, who are driving both driving from Wisconsin to Minnesota to be there.
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cece:
my suggestion:
wear ivory and take a SHIT TON of pictures. find one of the billion wedding blog sites or set one up on blogger or wordpress. flood your family with pictures. people don't take tons of pictures if they're embarassed or being forced. make sure to get pictures of the post "wedding" dinner. i know a lot of people who have been in your shoes.
i'm sure it's not your style, but you could also suggest to your family that one day you might renew your vows at a small reception down the road.
wear ivory and take a SHIT TON of pictures. find one of the billion wedding blog sites or set one up on blogger or wordpress. flood your family with pictures. people don't take tons of pictures if they're embarassed or being forced. make sure to get pictures of the post "wedding" dinner. i know a lot of people who have been in your shoes.
i'm sure it's not your style, but you could also suggest to your family that one day you might renew your vows at a small reception down the road.
henjin0:
Congrats!! It's your wedding....do it your way! Boogers to them!
Got my tix for Saturday. Hope to see you there.
Got my tix for Saturday. Hope to see you there.
Ladies, gentlemen and sinners of SG:
I give you The Atheist Test.
This is one of the best things I ever found while working at Wal-Mart.
I give you The Atheist Test.
This is one of the best things I ever found while working at Wal-Mart.
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korben:
i*m sorry you got laid off 
that is never fun.
that is never fun.
thefreak:
I sincerely hope that is the work of pure, unadulterated sarcasm.
-TM
-TM
You guys, I am writing up my new resume and I cannot tell you how much of a resource SG has been. Because I can't remember any dates for anything! So when I was trying to figure out "How the hell long was I the Department Manager of that Wal-Mart Bakery, anyway?" I COULD LOOK IT UP IN MY JOURNAL. I mean my BLAAAGH. BLAAAAGH....
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crispy:
Heh ... I used it one time when an accident came up on my driving record. The accident was in Pittsburgh (like six hours away) so I knew it wasn't me. I researched the date via my SG journal and found out that it was my second day of training for a job in Wilmington, DE! Hello, alibi.
Speaking of journals, I remember when you first got the windows thing and how happy you were to be putting Wal-Mart behind you. How long ago was that?
Yes, I agree that jobs suck. But money's really nice, too.
Unemployment is addictive ... don't let it suck you in!!
Good luck with the job hunt.
Z MBIES?
Speaking of journals, I remember when you first got the windows thing and how happy you were to be putting Wal-Mart behind you. How long ago was that?
Yes, I agree that jobs suck. But money's really nice, too.
Unemployment is addictive ... don't let it suck you in!!
Good luck with the job hunt.
Z
MBIES?
korben:
ha ha.
are you applying for a new job?
are you applying for a new job?
Guess I was right to be worried.
Wren = unemployed.
They basically gave my coworker my position and laid me off. It was a seniority thing. I'm glad it was me instead of him, he's got two kids and a mortgage.
Still. Lame. WHY DID YOU GET LAID OFF WREN. Well, Internets, up until today I worked for a major window manufacturer and because new...
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Wren = unemployed.
They basically gave my coworker my position and laid me off. It was a seniority thing. I'm glad it was me instead of him, he's got two kids and a mortgage.
Still. Lame. WHY DID YOU GET LAID OFF WREN. Well, Internets, up until today I worked for a major window manufacturer and because new...
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lylonijade:
sorry to hear that... I think I missed your trip to 'sconni
due to the fact that me internets was broken.
Hope you got back safe.
due to the fact that me internets was broken.
Hope you got back safe.
cherries:
Poor girl, That's uber shitty.
Hey we're in the same boat though. I just moved an hour away and quit my job, So I'm looking.
I'm hoping to score a sweet coffee house job, it's only a couple blocks from my house
Yes the trackballs now are great I love mine.
Hey we're in the same boat though. I just moved an hour away and quit my job, So I'm looking.
I'm hoping to score a sweet coffee house job, it's only a couple blocks from my house
Yes the trackballs now are great
I love mine.
they are all boys. enjoy!