Today at work there was an incident. Before I got there. It involved a 13-year-old boy. He sat on the floor and cried because he lost his favorite pen.
I found this pen behind some display radios later in the night. I called Courtesy Desk on the off chance that they were hyped-up enough about this pen to leave their number. They had. So apparently...
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I found this pen behind some display radios later in the night. I called Courtesy Desk on the off chance that they were hyped-up enough about this pen to leave their number. They had. So apparently...
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I stopped eating candy.
It's wierd and I don't like it, but it's what's best. So I'm sticking with it.
But it's getting bad, like I'm a crack addict or something. Last night I dreamt I was a werewolf. But a good werewolf! And there were BAD werewolves who were trying to get me to change into my wolf form and fight them to the...
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It's wierd and I don't like it, but it's what's best. So I'm sticking with it.
But it's getting bad, like I'm a crack addict or something. Last night I dreamt I was a werewolf. But a good werewolf! And there were BAD werewolves who were trying to get me to change into my wolf form and fight them to the...
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jennifer:
haha it's totally hard trying to stop eating candy and i can't it sucks good luck!
crispy:
You never answered my stupd questions!! 
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THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. My real name
2. Wren
3. Sweetiepie/muffin/any number of pet names
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My ever-growing confidence.
2. My ass.
3. The fact that I'm well-spoken, with a decent vocabulary.
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My panic problem.
2. My lousy work ethic.
3....
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THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. My real name
2. Wren
3. Sweetiepie/muffin/any number of pet names
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My ever-growing confidence.
2. My ass.
3. The fact that I'm well-spoken, with a decent vocabulary.
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My panic problem.
2. My lousy work ethic.
3....
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evade:
do you work at Trader Joes?
pyrate:
i was going to answer all of those questions til i saw how many there were 
There was an entry here about yeast infections and snow and work, but the internet ate it. So instead I will say the following:
It's been snowing like a bastard outside. Minneapolis declared a "snow emergency". It seems to have stopped for now, but it's supposed to start up again later. So I told Wal-Mart to go straight to hell today. I'm going to do...
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It's been snowing like a bastard outside. Minneapolis declared a "snow emergency". It seems to have stopped for now, but it's supposed to start up again later. So I told Wal-Mart to go straight to hell today. I'm going to do...
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fhaknlknaoinoain:
i had a book's amount written one time about spiders and me using tetramethrin on them while at work. it explored the appearance of what could be the most painful looking death ever and how much middle eastern camel spiders look like face huggers from alien movies. i was never more mad at html when that was devoured.
how is your other jobs outlook going? telling wal-mart to do .. what you said, sounds as fun to do as it was to read.
do you or him have a gba? i heard you can visit an island on animal crossing when you have the gba connected.
nintendo and their wiley marketing..
how is your other jobs outlook going? telling wal-mart to do .. what you said, sounds as fun to do as it was to read.
do you or him have a gba? i heard you can visit an island on animal crossing when you have the gba connected.
nintendo and their wiley marketing..
eli:
yayy it got there fast! thanks to you too EH!
yayy it got there fast! thanks to you too EH!False alarm on my car. The hood latches again. I'm not really sure why it wasn't, but I can probably just chalk it up to the extra-cold weather.
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isadora:
i... i thought i -was- your internet girlfriend... 
menelvagor:
They make power steering fluid with gunk in it (that's a technical term) that will stop most small leaks.
Worth trying.
Worth trying.
So aside from leaking power steering fluid, and having one window that doesn't roll down, my car has acquired a new ghetto-fabulous quirk.
The hood will not latch completely any more.
Wonderful.
The hood will not latch completely any more.
Wonderful.
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sicily:
it was creepy and cold and there was a weird man walking around the mall with a large stick
squire:
Believe me, no one needs a picture of my bum.
That is ghetto-fabulous! Now all you need is new rims.
That is ghetto-fabulous! Now all you need is new rims.
FUCK that Poodle. The Pomeranian was awesome.
My grandmother has had poodles since I was a kid. They bred like crazy and for years she had poodles constantly. Shivery, watery-eyed little things that yapped all of the fucking time, each and every time the door was opened or closed. THESE PEOPLE MUST BE STOPPED. Stop encouraging the poodle-people, folks!
FUCK THAT POODLE. If he...
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My grandmother has had poodles since I was a kid. They bred like crazy and for years she had poodles constantly. Shivery, watery-eyed little things that yapped all of the fucking time, each and every time the door was opened or closed. THESE PEOPLE MUST BE STOPPED. Stop encouraging the poodle-people, folks!
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mcbane13:
My last boss used to sell dogs on the side. He'd bring in a lot of pomeranins, shitzu, toy poodles, you know, "easy to sell" dogs. One day he brought in this weird miniature dog.
It was definitely smaller than the bichon frise he brought along with it. I can't remember the name of the dog, but it looked like one of those husky dogs had bred with a wolf. The thing was so small i could fit it in one hand. I don't know if it grows beyong that size, but boy did it have a temper. It would pick fights with the much larger dogs, get swiped aside and still keep on coming....he even got ahold of a co-worker's pants and would not let go....woulda kept it had it not been for the steep price.
Sure did make the 3 days it was there a lot more fun.
It was definitely smaller than the bichon frise he brought along with it. I can't remember the name of the dog, but it looked like one of those husky dogs had bred with a wolf. The thing was so small i could fit it in one hand. I don't know if it grows beyong that size, but boy did it have a temper. It would pick fights with the much larger dogs, get swiped aside and still keep on coming....he even got ahold of a co-worker's pants and would not let go....woulda kept it had it not been for the steep price.
Sure did make the 3 days it was there a lot more fun.
steaky:
im with you on this one, its not a dog, its a rat type thing, im writing a new rule for these dog shows, anything shorter that 2' to the shouldersisnt actually a dog and therefore isnt elegable to enter, then perhaps we'll get some real dogs like, Allsation's, great danes, dobermons, rottweilers, golden retrivers, spaniels etc. etc.
Mark your calanders, motherfuckers.
It's time for the AKC Eukanuba National Championship.
I had my first gyro tonight.
It was lamb-a-licious.
It's time for the AKC Eukanuba National Championship.
I had my first gyro tonight.
It was lamb-a-licious.
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metro:
Did you ever go to Pelmeni? You know why they have an Alaskan flag there? i'll tell you...
Pelmeni was originally founded in Juneau, AK. The man who founded Pelmeni worked for a while as a missionary in Siberia, Russia. While there, he was impressed with the plight and struggles for daily survival of the people he served. He also was introduced to a delicious Russian dumpling-style food called a pelmen.
When this man returned to Juneau, he decided he would open a restaurant, and he would donate portions of the profits to the village he used to serve. The restaurant served and still only serves one item - pelmeni. You can order a drink, get sour cream and/or hot sauce, and every order comes with bread. But you have only a choice of potato pelmeni or meat pelmeni.
In Juneau, the place stays open til 4 or 5 am, so it's a great place for the youth to hang out. I have no fucking clue how it got to Madison, WI.
Pelmeni was originally founded in Juneau, AK. The man who founded Pelmeni worked for a while as a missionary in Siberia, Russia. While there, he was impressed with the plight and struggles for daily survival of the people he served. He also was introduced to a delicious Russian dumpling-style food called a pelmen.
When this man returned to Juneau, he decided he would open a restaurant, and he would donate portions of the profits to the village he used to serve. The restaurant served and still only serves one item - pelmeni. You can order a drink, get sour cream and/or hot sauce, and every order comes with bread. But you have only a choice of potato pelmeni or meat pelmeni.
In Juneau, the place stays open til 4 or 5 am, so it's a great place for the youth to hang out. I have no fucking clue how it got to Madison, WI.
metro:
haha, rock on...ja, the one in Madison closes at 1am....LAME!
what brought you up to Minnesota?
what brought you up to Minnesota?
Today I must -
Go to:
* The post office
* The bank
* My landlords' office
* The video store
In order to:
* Mail a package to my parents
* Cash a christmas check that has been sitting on the table for a week.
* Tell them I was wrong, that there IS something wrong with the outlets, and that the...
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Go to:
* The post office
* The bank
* My landlords' office
* The video store
In order to:
* Mail a package to my parents
* Cash a christmas check that has been sitting on the table for a week.
* Tell them I was wrong, that there IS something wrong with the outlets, and that the...
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sweetavenue:
cash that check and go buy yourself something cute. 
kestrel:
I think it's best that way... you can't get sick of it, can you?
This is an update.
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ryan_dipietro:
This is me postering in your journal, fool.
unnecessaryz:
We should make t-shirts that say "Fuck the Count" for next year. We could complete the circle of awesome inside jokes by including this picture of the Count.
One of the more difficult things for me is to get passionate about something I don't really want in the first place, but that I need so I can get to the stuff I'm really passionate about.