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I had to work until 12:30 tonight.
Working sucks. I'm ready to stop doing it now.
Does anyone need a woman-sized paperweight? $10 an hour. I make funny noises and cute little sculptures, and I can do it all while holding down your most important documents, insuring that they do not blow away.
Working sucks. I'm ready to stop doing it now.
Does anyone need a woman-sized paperweight? $10 an hour. I make funny noises and cute little sculptures, and I can do it all while holding down your most important documents, insuring that they do not blow away.
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panthro:
only if you sing cheezy pop tunes like you were a lounge singer, and wear low cut shirts to show off your hot tat work 
come to think of it, i don't even have any paper for you to sit on, so you'll just have to sit around the house on random pieces of furniture. 
come to think of it, i don't even have any paper for you to sit on, so you'll just have to sit around the house on random pieces of furniture. 
mongoofy:
Happy Holidays all!!
My, the internet is retarded.
I downloaded a song. My computer says the song is there. I open the file. It "plays". No sound comes out of my speakers.
I download another version. The same thing happens.
I download ANOTHER version. The song plays. Hooray! Then abruptly, five seconds into it, it stops. But my computer says it's 4.41 MB! Why the fuck would there...
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I downloaded a song. My computer says the song is there. I open the file. It "plays". No sound comes out of my speakers.
I download another version. The same thing happens.
I download ANOTHER version. The song plays. Hooray! Then abruptly, five seconds into it, it stops. But my computer says it's 4.41 MB! Why the fuck would there...
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desmodius:
music is very important. i've never had that problem with my comp. but then i do not download music because it would take for-bloody-ever with the connection speed that i got. i have heard of dummy files and trojans that are masked as music files though. you might wanna run a system virus check just to be on the safe side. i hope you get enough tunes to listen too. later
bentman:
I get one where the first ten seconds of the song repeats for four minutes 
I don't get it. Wierd shit I tell you. 
I don't get it. Wierd shit I tell you. Attention Wal-Mart shoppers:
You're horrible, horrible people. Go home to your families and stop bothering me.
I have a confession to make.
I have fallen in love with Old Navy.
I never ever ever thought I would shop there, but they have all of the simple, basic stuff that I cannot find anywhere else. I've been there twice in a week already. I bought pajama...
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You're horrible, horrible people. Go home to your families and stop bothering me.
I have a confession to make.
I have fallen in love with Old Navy.
I never ever ever thought I would shop there, but they have all of the simple, basic stuff that I cannot find anywhere else. I've been there twice in a week already. I bought pajama...
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bozztastic:
Things have been slow over here as well. 
uhoh I've lost control when it comes to smilies.
uhoh I've lost control when it comes to smilies.
gypsyphoenix:
if you ever do get that animal crossing group up and running, i would definitely join. i don't play any other video games (no patience) but for some reason animal crossing has me completely hooked!
True or false:
You pee in the shower.
You pee in the shower.
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lowroller:
True - it's all pipes - what's the diff?
synnove:
true.
Hooray for a day off.
Two days off, even.
Two days off, even.
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moniker42:
HOORAY!!!!
neodrunk:
hey, who can complain about one day off... needless to say two! WOO-HOO!!! i think it's party time for someone?
Attention members of Suicide Girls:
When you are posting on the board, it is not necessary to sign your post with your username. We can SEE your username. It is RIGHT NEXT TO your post.
Thank you.
When you are posting on the board, it is not necessary to sign your post with your username. We can SEE your username. It is RIGHT NEXT TO your post.
Thank you.
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evanx:
I did that a few times when I was a newbie.... 
crim:
Oh ho! But I will continue to sign with a crappy smiley representation of me!
Dream:
I was at work when this little girl - about six - approached me saying she couldn't find her dad.
"Okay," I said, "do you want me to help you find him?"
She responded that she did, and that she'd seen him go into our receiving area. So we went into the back and she pointed me toward a bin saying "I think I...
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I was at work when this little girl - about six - approached me saying she couldn't find her dad.
"Okay," I said, "do you want me to help you find him?"
She responded that she did, and that she'd seen him go into our receiving area. So we went into the back and she pointed me toward a bin saying "I think I...
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mcbane13:
ha!
I failed to read the "Dream:" part....
Boy, am I a dunce...
I failed to read the "Dream:" part....
Boy, am I a dunce...
mnov:
what drugs were you on?
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twwly:
I love fishing in real life.
cookiepuss:
I haven't played that game in over a year.
You should let my character invade your town.
I will bring fruit to make new trees.
You should let my character invade your town.
I will bring fruit to make new trees.
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squire:
Which game thingy can I play those Medal of Honor games on? That game is rad. I've only played it on a laptop.
squire:
Thanks for the info. I'm pretty ignorant when it comes the vids, but I got hooked on that MOH. Maybe I can swipe a nephew's old system and hook it up!
Heh. Not to cool for TV. No doubt.
Heh. Not to cool for TV. No doubt.
There is a present for me somewhere in this apartment. 
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lylonijade:
Oooh. I wonder what it is. I saw a Sailormoon animatied alarm clock and instantly thought of you...but it was broken 
rallyb:
There's also a past, and there may even be a future if you look hard enough...
Hope you had a happy birthday yesterday. In honor of the much overlooked 23rd, song lyrics (as well as I can remember them):
"I never thought I would be, at 23, on the verge of never-ending calamity."
-Incubus (Pardon Me)
"Everyone hates you when you're 23."
-Blink 182 (What's My Age Again?)
"Amazing still it seems: I'll be 23. I won't always love what I'll never have. I won't always live in my regrets."
um...sorry they're not more cheerful.
Hope you had a happy birthday yesterday. In honor of the much overlooked 23rd, song lyrics (as well as I can remember them):
"I never thought I would be, at 23, on the verge of never-ending calamity."
-Incubus (Pardon Me)
"Everyone hates you when you're 23."
-Blink 182 (What's My Age Again?)
"Amazing still it seems: I'll be 23. I won't always love what I'll never have. I won't always live in my regrets."
um...sorry they're not more cheerful.
Work was crazy busy yesterday, but no horrible stories, really. Everyone was pretty decent.
I called in sick today. It snowed during the night and the head cold that I've been fighting all week finally knocked me on my ass today. I feel a lot better already, but I'm glad I decided not to go in. I felt like crap when I woke up.
So...
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I called in sick today. It snowed during the night and the head cold that I've been fighting all week finally knocked me on my ass today. I feel a lot better already, but I'm glad I decided not to go in. I felt like crap when I woke up.
So...
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menotyou:
Do you mind how much it costs to get it touched up?
doctashock:
We need to conversate a lot more often we do.
maybe it is just me, but i thought the giving tree was the most depressing book i've ever read.