trillian

While drinking coffee with a friend and trying to figure out how to find a clever way to ask him to give me a ride home I came up with the best pick up line:

Want to come back to my house and look at naked pictures of me on the internet?

I am learning the meaning of "when the shit hits the fan".....

In the past week:

1 guy I was dating and I broke up
1 guy who I was causually dating and I broke up
I seriously screwed up when balancing my check book and am now $300 overdrawn
1 of my housemates has lost her job
and then I learned today that Peachy's,...
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You know you and your friends are twisted when you quote cartoons

You know it is even worse when you know which one they are talking about even before they say

/rant on/

I wish I could just shut my brain off. I had a great weekend but it seems the more time I spend alone the more I get depressed. I had my friends around me all weekend to take my mind off of things and now, sitting at work, everything is coming back to me. I am trying to think of this weekend and...
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My friend Andrew Heeney came into town last night and was very excited to see my new shoot up om SG considering he was the one who shot it.
It is funny how you can be so good of friends with someone that it seems like when they come into town they never left at all. Unfortunatly he didn't have much time to visit because...
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Nothing like debauchery to get you out of your funk.
Between hanging out with friends at a local bar on friday night and the fetish ball last night I feel worlds better And then I come home to a new shoot!

A friend and I were talking last night while hanging out at the ball. Both of us have been on both sides of the...
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why does it hurt so bad?

I have been plagued with insomnia since I was a little kid (might be why I can work on a graveyard schedule so easily) so I would make up stories to tell myself to help me fall asleep. It opened an entire new world for me and my imagination grew larger and larger which was a good thing and a bad thing. Bad thing because...
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I can't think of anything to say say so:

When is a women's "sexual peak" ? I think I remember hearing that is it somewhere in their 30's. If that is the case I really pity the guy I am with at that time. I might as well just keep him chained to the bed, naked, at all times.
Or maybe I just hit my peak early?

It is currently "one of those nights"...
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