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So i'' m pretty drunk. Peanut was asleep.
I woke him up .. and said "" peanut why ddo you alwasy smell like corn chips?"

then i giggled n came here to blog about my stupoid drunk conversaiotn.

OH yeah i fell down the stairss. My foot is swollen. I didn't fall once but twice .

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austere:
bahaha you are a rockstar
scotty:
My staffy smelled my corn chips.
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teeman:
They're investigating if they can eat whatever it is and shit everywhere... Damn kangaroos!
mexicant:
Edited the post to add a picture. Also: I've always thought they were adorable. smile
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xahlia:
You have an adorable..... everything. hehe love
teeman:
Well wasn't this a lovely read, thanks! smile
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The screen in the pizza shop lists peoples names and how long until their orders are ready. The screen said:

DEBBIE
DOWNES

So close to being Debbie Downer! I giggled.

PS. Check out MadDame's V-Day video <3
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keilyn:
Awwww thank you for my Valentine beautiful miss Tez. xoxox
tireoghain:
Yes, but triggers look stupid on me, so i got rid of them. I just say death hawk coz I can't abide the idea of affilliating with Punks tongue That whole culture got so diluted it doesn't know if its arthur or martha.

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keilyn:
Thats way cute biggrin
brigi:
i love that episode of the simpson's!! i cho cho chose you!
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A friend of mine is having a fancy dress party.

Her initials are CBS. We have to come as something starting with one of those letters.

I've narrowed it down to:

Cat in the hat
Cavewoman
Bunny
Bumblebee

I think I could probably afford to make one of the above costumes work. I'm so skint at the moment its ridiculous.

I already have the bunny...
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lockeblade:
Did you look at the rest of the pics of it? It was such a cool place.
mydogfarted:
I want that mask.
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cjwelsh:
Yeah, sort of... Girl B thinks we're dating I think... I've told her like five times that I'm not up for dating for, I'm just into the casual sex side of things, but then she comes over and cooks me dinner, it's really weird. But she's scary, so I don't push it too hard...

I'm trying to work out how to convince my mate who's the bar manager at the place this will go down to let me use their security footage tongue
nickolai32:
You're SO Lucky! I want one!
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I wanna go to sleep, and wake up again when I'm not sick.

This really fucking blows.

I'm irritated by EVERYTHING.

The heat, people in my house, my dogs, noises, movement, lack of appetite, getting up to pee (no i'm not wearing diapers, i'll keep getting up to pee).

I hate everything. I need to be isolated until I'm well again.
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justplaindoomed:
For those of your in chat last night, I lieu of normal gainful employment, Tez has begun producing a product for sail in her spare time...


shroom:
Well, you can hate me all you like tongue I still <3 you tongue
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We're home a day early from Byron Bay.

I've come down sick, and boy does it fucking suck frown
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crimsonpetals:
I was sick for a week just recently, tummy bug thing. Fucking sucked balls. I hope you feel better soon.
cherrytrash:
I miss youuuuuuuu <3 hope ur feeling better sweety
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Heading off to Byron Bay for a few days.
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tireoghain:
+2
crimsonpetals:
Sweet, I so wanna head down the coast, or up the coast for a few days, stay somewhere nice, or go camping smile Stupid money and stupid work. tongue