stacie

*worship worship*

My talent? hmmm, well, I'm trying to learn how to lick my eyebrows, but if I could do that I would get all the girls.
-I can snap my fingers over a sparkwheel to light a zippo... ("snap lighting")
-I can cook almost anything good on the first try
-I can amazingly listen to someone's personality and tell what kind of mixed drink they'd like...
-I can always find the single most twisted thing to say around a person when I'm drunk

Don't tell anyone... Carpentry.

It's one of those father to son, father to son, types of dealies.

I can pretty much do anything with a hard piece of wood(that's my lame carpentry joke).

My grandfather used to make these awesome marianette puppets, when I was a little kid... it was awesome.

I used to thinks family tradition stuff was lame, now I think it's pretty cool.

Stacey button for a Vim button.....you KNOW you want a Vim button!!!

awwwww...aint you so sweet


1. yes
2. misdemeanor(s)
3. not really - being arrested blows. cops suck.

Resume:

Cat training our speciality, all jobs considered, no feline too large, no litter tray too small. We also offer feline grooming for those unconcerned by partially bald cats with extensive dye-jobs and custom tattoos. See my pic #8 for a previous customer.

Oh, and I forgot, AK also retrieves the dog's giant squeaky lobster from wherever the dog or the humans might decide to hide it. She only does so in the wee hours of the morning, dragging its considerable bulk between her legs and yowling at tope volume around its corners... I luv my cats...

HOT DIGGIDY DAMN I WANT ONE



You make a very attractive pin, my dear.

you need to go to tarpon springs...get some baklava...yummy~!

i DID teach shittie kittie to drive about 2 years ago. he does really well in my wagon. its an automatic. but, he doesn't do well driving a truck because he's convinced the truck bed is a giant litterbox and it constantly makes him feel like he has to poop. the biggest problem is that he stops the car and chases every fucking critter that we happen upon. it usually takes us over an hour to get to the liquor store which is about 13 miles away, except when its raining.
though, i'm a proud papa.

You are spankingly cute. *mwah*

to right.....to right

Yes my love anything you say my love ...*runs off as commanded*

we need to go to socal and give miss fractal her b-day spankings-woohoo!!! my boy crush will be here on monday...i'm sooo exited i can't stand it...i put it in my previous journal entry but everyone got all silly with the comments so i changed it...how embarrassing!!!

REALLY!? Wish I'd seen that issue. Mmmmm.
Mmmmm...Stacie's cookie....sigh...my happy place ...esp considering your fav sex pos'n...

ack! you and me both!!! one of my favorite players tonight got his cheek split open-he went back got almost 30 stitches and came right back. i swear,i was going so crazy....i need a boy like that

Well, my stomach hasn't quite reached the outta hand level yet. It's more of a wee podge than anything. I'll still do sit-ups anyway. It was a bit shocking to be a skinny sod for 27 years and then discover I actually got some body fat on me.