Why do girlie girls always get pegged as being idiots?
Today I got a most distressing Myspace message.
i saw you at qxt's the other night. i never saw you dance before; even back in the days when i used to see you at batcave. i still think you're batshit insane and have the mind of a child, but damn, you can sure shake that...
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Today I got a most distressing Myspace message.
i saw you at qxt's the other night. i never saw you dance before; even back in the days when i used to see you at batcave. i still think you're batshit insane and have the mind of a child, but damn, you can sure shake that...
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I've been playing around with my new pole again lately.
So I recorded some of my practice sessions.
You know, I think I'm starting to get the hang of working on stainless steel? It feels so different from brass but after a few days I think my grip has gotten strong enough to move with more grace and control.
The first video is me messing...
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So I recorded some of my practice sessions.
You know, I think I'm starting to get the hang of working on stainless steel? It feels so different from brass but after a few days I think my grip has gotten strong enough to move with more grace and control.
The first video is me messing...
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disasterous:
u are so amazing...teach me!!!!!!! 
mirandab:
You look like you are floating, you move so gracefully. Me....I would fall on my face 
Dear President Bush,
Today you decided to have one of your Presidential News Conferences on NBC during the hour in which the Martha Stewart show is normally on. Perhaps you did not realize that today was to be her Valentine's Day Special and she had invited some of the winners from the Westminster Dog show as guests. There was also to be a French Bulldog...
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Today you decided to have one of your Presidential News Conferences on NBC during the hour in which the Martha Stewart show is normally on. Perhaps you did not realize that today was to be her Valentine's Day Special and she had invited some of the winners from the Westminster Dog show as guests. There was also to be a French Bulldog...
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aldremech:
That is the funniest thing I have seen all day. Thanks 
jedson:
Brava!
Cranberry sauce is delicious.
Sometimes I like to eat it right out of the can.
The only thing I love more is Nesquik Chocolate milk.
Last night I mistakenly indulged in both of these delicious treats around the same time. I was eating a small can of cranberry sauce when I decided, "Hey, I should go get a glass of chocolate milk."
Unknown to me...
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Sometimes I like to eat it right out of the can.
The only thing I love more is Nesquik Chocolate milk.
Last night I mistakenly indulged in both of these delicious treats around the same time. I was eating a small can of cranberry sauce when I decided, "Hey, I should go get a glass of chocolate milk."
Unknown to me...
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pseudonimh:
Happy &hearts Day!
exodus43:
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Me so horny! What about you?
Happy Valentines Day!
I thought these were funny, there are actually a whole bunch.
Happy Valentines Day!
I thought these were funny, there are actually a whole bunch.
Yay!!!!!
I just won the TShirt Hell Whore of the Month!!
Those of you unfamiliar with that site are probably thinking "who would want that title?"
But those of us who are already TShirt Hell fans love the site and know it is just so friggin awesome to get that title! (The $1000 reward and 10 free shirts doesn't hurt either) *wink wink*
Boy, were...
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I just won the TShirt Hell Whore of the Month!!
Those of you unfamiliar with that site are probably thinking "who would want that title?"
But those of us who are already TShirt Hell fans love the site and know it is just so friggin awesome to get that title! (The $1000 reward and 10 free shirts doesn't hurt either) *wink wink*
Boy, were...
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alecks:
OH MY GOD i actually know what that is!!! congratulations!!!
i usually check the whore of the month because theres that other girl who has the ho needs tits when you have an ass like this shirt and she has a phenomenal ass...the one thats not wearing underwear anyway
my email account is actually through that site
how funny
<3 Alecks
i usually check the whore of the month because theres that other girl who has the ho needs tits when you have an ass like this shirt and she has a phenomenal ass...the one thats not wearing underwear anyway
my email account is actually through that site
how funny
<3 Alecks
desiredtragedy_:
i know im late but w00tw00t to you anyway!!
I have to say that is one of my favorite sites to get tshirts from
I have to say that is one of my favorite sites to get tshirts from
Yay!
New set is up.
Now you can all see where all the controversy came from. We had to edit that set about a MILLION times to get it accepted on the site.
First, it was too sexually graphic. (it used to show hero genitals) So the "Bam, Pow" balloons were added to cover up the naked parts and penetration.
Then, we had to edit...
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New set is up.
Now you can all see where all the controversy came from. We had to edit that set about a MILLION times to get it accepted on the site.
First, it was too sexually graphic. (it used to show hero genitals) So the "Bam, Pow" balloons were added to cover up the naked parts and penetration.
Then, we had to edit...
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kittie0001:
amazing set!!! it was about time for a new squeak set...let's hope we don't have to wait that long for the next one =P
cheesy:
You can see the actual characters you're supposed to wanking in the thumbnails. That, or I'm going crazy.
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amonn:
Cosplay how great 
geasavenger:
Hmmmm...So he did go out into space...but doesn't he realize he is working for the empire!
I am so anxious for the holidays to be over.
Things just haven't gone the way I wanted them to so far.
I realize that one can hardly control the way of 'things', but I am quite the daydreamer and I like to imagine the way things to come will look and feel. This, unfortunately, more often then not leads to disappointment. But I am...
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Things just haven't gone the way I wanted them to so far.
I realize that one can hardly control the way of 'things', but I am quite the daydreamer and I like to imagine the way things to come will look and feel. This, unfortunately, more often then not leads to disappointment. But I am...
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zombox5000:
I've found, in my life, the more that I obsess over a certain aspect the more likely it is to go wrong.
Trying to make that happen is different from constantly obsessing over the actuality. You cannot have a date with a guy and by the end of expect him to be ready to set up a baby making factory. The reverse is true, as well. He cannot reasonably expect you to want to be with him forever. I have long believed that a real partnership takes years to build before you should start to really bind your lives together. Find a man you are interested in and let the relationship grow organically from there.
Trying to make that happen is different from constantly obsessing over the actuality. You cannot have a date with a guy and by the end of expect him to be ready to set up a baby making factory. The reverse is true, as well. He cannot reasonably expect you to want to be with him forever. I have long believed that a real partnership takes years to build before you should start to really bind your lives together. Find a man you are interested in and let the relationship grow organically from there.
citizen101:
Squeak - you are YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY!
Both physically, and from what I can I learn from your writings
and photo-art, as a person all round.
So don't go forgetting it, OK? :-)
Your family sound like a bunch of insecure assholes if they thrive
on putting people down - especially their relatives.
There is no excuse for them to do that.
Such behaviour comes from their insecurity and jealousy usually.
I make a point of avoiding people like that,
minimising my interaction with them,
so that I don't take on their attitudes.
I bet they've never had legions of adoring admirers like you have.
You're a star... (and from what I can see very humble about it,
which is even more attractive).
Though being famous has a price - jealousy and odd behaviour
from insecure people we know.
Once you settle in I'm sure you'll enjoy your freedom and being single.
You're now free of their ongoing negativity.
There's so much you can do now that you won't be able to do later.
So I hope you make the most of it.
When the time's right Mr. Right will arrive.
And after seeing that pole dance movie,
which is amongst the most lovely things I've ever seen,
I know that I (and I expect millions of others) would fantasise
being with you all the time and being beyond happiness :-)
.. besides you're a skinny puppy fanatic too.
Ok, I'm sounding gushy ...
but I hope this helps remind you of what a unique and lovely star you are
PS - give your dear ratties a kiss for me
Squeak - you are YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY!
Both physically, and from what I can I learn from your writings
and photo-art, as a person all round.
So don't go forgetting it, OK? :-)
Your family sound like a bunch of insecure assholes if they thrive
on putting people down - especially their relatives.
There is no excuse for them to do that.
Such behaviour comes from their insecurity and jealousy usually.
I make a point of avoiding people like that,
minimising my interaction with them,
so that I don't take on their attitudes.
I bet they've never had legions of adoring admirers like you have.
You're a star... (and from what I can see very humble about it,
which is even more attractive).
Though being famous has a price - jealousy and odd behaviour
from insecure people we know.
Once you settle in I'm sure you'll enjoy your freedom and being single.
You're now free of their ongoing negativity.
There's so much you can do now that you won't be able to do later.
So I hope you make the most of it.
When the time's right Mr. Right will arrive.
And after seeing that pole dance movie,
which is amongst the most lovely things I've ever seen,
I know that I (and I expect millions of others) would fantasise
being with you all the time and being beyond happiness :-)
.. besides you're a skinny puppy fanatic too.
Ok, I'm sounding gushy
...
but I hope this helps remind you of what a unique and lovely star you are
PS - give your dear ratties a kiss for me
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meow:
You are the cutest. Can I put you in my pocket?
anteros:
Only you could take an adorable picture with a rat... especially a stuffed rat. Real ones are cute, but that one looks like some cat tried to have it for lunch! Glad to see that London was fun and hope everything is going great for you!!!
Glad to see that London was fun and hope everything is going great for you!!! EEEeeee!!
Excitement x 1930834342379 (you do the math)
Okies.good news time:
1. I have a new set coming up soon! We had to change it and censor it to no endit took us months to do all the work but finally it was accepted! And I'm very excited because I loved the way my hair looked then. It was shot back in spring and my...
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Excitement x 1930834342379 (you do the math)
Okies.good news time:
1. I have a new set coming up soon! We had to change it and censor it to no endit took us months to do all the work but finally it was accepted! And I'm very excited because I loved the way my hair looked then. It was shot back in spring and my...
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pseudonimh:
I'd watch it. I guess this will be while Rogue's powers are supressed from the "cure" at the end of X3?
thefreak:
You are too silly.
-TM
-TM
Piss off the sexy chick? That's a good way to get some attention...
Sad, sad, sad.
You're one of my favorite geeky pretty girls, Honey Honey.... (and that's not just me trying to insinuate artificial intimacy...