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user092840:
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thee_blacklisted:
mmmmm. chi-cken...
well, ENOUGH with these flattering self portraitures!!!! it is time to shockkk the monkey, and the retinas, with some high camp caricatured strangeness, perhaps showing the inner beauty for a change. (you will get the joke in .5 seconds!!!)
these were collaborative efforts with my then-boy. sometimes i wonder exactly how he saw me. Har.
http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/wild_west.jpg
http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/screamin_meemees.jpg
http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/oface.jpg
(that one was just to reassure you...
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these were collaborative efforts with my then-boy. sometimes i wonder exactly how he saw me. Har.
http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/wild_west.jpg
http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/screamin_meemees.jpg
http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/oface.jpg
(that one was just to reassure you...
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user092840:
You are SO cute.
And my boy wont let me drink Boones,lol.
Probably cause he is from MD,and he says its ghetto and redneck.
Hahahhahahaha
And my boy wont let me drink Boones,lol.
Probably cause he is from MD,and he says its ghetto and redneck.
Hahahhahahaha
last year in a bar bathroom (some of the best color schemes everrrrr, in my opinion, are in club/bar bathrooms):
http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/greenbathroom.jpg
http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/greenbathroom2.jpg
p.s. i hope my set goes up sooooooooooon.
:o :x
http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/greenbathroom.jpg
http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/greenbathroom2.jpg
p.s. i hope my set goes up sooooooooooon.
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micah:
Oh when oh when will the new Siv set go up?
*aches* Awwwwwghhrrrr
I MUST HAVE MORE SIV!
*aches* Awwwwwghhrrrr
I MUST HAVE MORE SIV!
alexkarina:
Green is the color of my true love's.... background? Eyes? Preferred color correction?
weeHAW. i am back in the cable internet saddle, for sure. 
i was tempted to go ahead and ask the friendly airport security guards exactly what their protocol for "random selection" was, as i have been "randomly selected" for full-on spread-eagle selection the last (and i am not exaggerating) fifteen times i have traveled in domestic waters.
so, any ideas as to what makes me...
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i was tempted to go ahead and ask the friendly airport security guards exactly what their protocol for "random selection" was, as i have been "randomly selected" for full-on spread-eagle selection the last (and i am not exaggerating) fifteen times i have traveled in domestic waters.
so, any ideas as to what makes me...
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catdad:
It's probably your name. They have a list of suspicious names and you have no option of clearing yourself ahead of time. There was an article about it many weeks ago in the local paper. Several weeks ago, my grandmother's brother took some budget flight from back east - 4 or 5 landings between there and here. He was taken aside and questioned every time they landed and strip searched to his underwear twice. He's about 70 years old. I'm guessing it's the last name "Reid" that made him a target.
well, apparently, my mum and dad can go stuff it in a sock, as i have not been whimpering in vain all these days past.
i evidently have a rather ripping case of tonsilitis!
ironic, really, as I had my tonsils removed when i was eighteen.
hooray for antibiotics and ice cream.
i evidently have a rather ripping case of tonsilitis!
ironic, really, as I had my tonsils removed when i was eighteen.
hooray for antibiotics and ice cream.
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_v_:
have i missed any new pictures
i am to short for time to back search
sorry about the folks
i am to short for time to back search
sorry about the folks
fenris23:
I had to have my tonsils taken out twice too.
it has come to my attention via my special penguin, Uncognitive, that I should take much advantage of my internet predicament and attempt to be not merely in absentia, but MYSTERIOUS and ALOOF ala Garbo, or possibly Jimmy Dean. Him and his woodsy cabins, smoking sausages to all hours of the night. THE MYSTERY, SHE IS MILDLY SPICY!!
siv's tips for MYSTERY and GLAMOUR:
1)...
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siv's tips for MYSTERY and GLAMOUR:
1)...
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nex_flamma:
that was easily one of the funniest things I've seen on here in a long time. You get like 50,000 points for originality and 14 points for a Jimmy Dean Sausage reference.
kingskottie:
you are one rocking leo!
rrrrrr. very cranky, as have nasty-ass sore throat. blame cats. am plotting to somehow shave cats bald while overprotective parents sleep. have no idea as to whereabouts of subjects in previously used subject-verb constructions.
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micah:
Give the cats a bath, then take photos of them while they're wet and make a "wall of shame" photo album to humiliate them in front of the other cats.
rozehead:
i refrain from the obvious joke...
love the new pic. flathead bedroom eyes, just what are you thinking about? Non-Euclidean geometry? a Prada clutch? butterflies?
dreamy.
-rozehead
love the new pic. flathead bedroom eyes, just what are you thinking about? Non-Euclidean geometry? a Prada clutch? butterflies?
dreamy.
-rozehead
so i'm currently living la vida boring in good old MD with the pay-rents. which means a dialup modem which went out of style when dinosaurs stopped wearing hoopskirts. so this means i will have to be very unresponsive and shizzle on the site
the only time i DO get to use a spiffy computer is at my dad's work, which also has one of...
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the only time i DO get to use a spiffy computer is at my dad's work, which also has one of...
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tarbaby:
pssst...some nice new sets have gone up in suicideboys....rawr
seth0067:
Hmn. I grew up in Potomac. Are you near there? Can you drive by my high school and spit on it for me?
anyone have a surefire way to kill roaches? i mean, kill them in that for-shore way that even the apocalypse couldn't theoretically fully deliver?
we love this apartment, love it. however: this love's eternal flame is dampened by my inabilty to go into the bathroom without wearing full metal jacketwear on my feet.
the landlord sprayed once; we just saw several more visitors prancing in...
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we love this apartment, love it. however: this love's eternal flame is dampened by my inabilty to go into the bathroom without wearing full metal jacketwear on my feet.
the landlord sprayed once; we just saw several more visitors prancing in...
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captainspaulding:
i really wish i could help u with yer roach problem, but i have nothing for you....i have blue hair now...it glows...
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stomp stomp stomp
or burn it all
or burn it all
http://www.randomhouse.com/doubleday/davinci/main.html
if anyone knows how to get past the part about "page 44" i will be truly impressed and grateful.
arrrrrrrr. damned DaVinci Code.
if anyone knows how to get past the part about "page 44" i will be truly impressed and grateful.
arrrrrrrr. damned DaVinci Code.
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stranded:
what's this game all about anyway?
captainspaulding:
i cut my hair off...i cut my hair off...bleh