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I LOVE MY MACRO SETTING.

http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/macro.jpg

and on an off-note,

has anyone noticed the haircut trend i call "Loaf of Bread Head?" as in, head (due to hair) is shaped like one of those crazy dinosaurs whose skulls extend back about three feet. it's not good.
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tororo:
If in the course of your bathrooms explorations you discover in some warm and humid zones (such as in ducts, in aeration systems and behind mirrors) minuscule dinosaurs have survived unnoticed (because of their size) you'll be able to do macro photos of them!
monica:
haha! "loaf of bread head" who has this kinda a haircut! i really think there such be "hair police". have you ever been stuck in a place with a bunch of people that have really BAD hair? it makes me so uncomfortable and no one should ever have to feel that way tongue
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hiii. i miss you guys. frown

so now that i'm employed, albeit rather unimpressively, i don't get to be the lazy internet vagabond that i used to. *sniff*

retail is less shitty than i remembered from two years ago, although standing for eight hours will give me chilblains before my time, i fear. it's basically my job to talk to this rockabilly hotrod-maker guy for 9...
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rozehead:
we miss you too...next time we'll take betta aim.
perhaps you should drink on the job...can't beat 'em and all...
what fresh retail hell. just remember that you're the oyster's icebox!

-rozehead
(not so excellent old man)
scooter11:
SOunds decent as retail jobs go, anyway.
Whew, thise eyes...just thouht I'd menion it again.
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the most important things to love are the imperfections. and, while this is cliche, most cliches have cemented their status by being truths --- to person after person after person.

anyone can love the whole, the unit, the coherent; fixating on the knobble of knee gone slightly awry makes it (and its owner) indelibly ours.

http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/un0.jpg

http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/duo.jpg
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dogslife:
Today was your first day at le parlour d'ink, wasn't it? How'd it go?
tattva:
You're right as far as most cliche's being truths.....imperfections in some people can be a defining characteristic, depending how that person carries themselves, it could be a positive thing.

great new photo's.....have you looked at any of Cindy Sherman's work?
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debra jean is really the reason to come to this site.

and makes me feel like i should never do a set again because god-DAMN (foghorn leghorn voice), she is GOOD. (ah say, GOOD.)

edited for mobprod:

well, i mean, who am i kidding, i'm a shameless exhibitionist with a nice new camera, so it's a genetic and environmental imperative to submit, heehee.


surreal robot ARRR!!! oink bok shocked eeek



....i like...
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_v_:
thanks for the booky i must read
i shall i shall
i don't want to be your friendster if you are a narcicist
yuck
ok i lie
i love it
so where can i find this lovely book?
micah:
I love Siv,

She's so Great,

Think of Siv when you masturbate



Angelic beauty,

Her image is bliss,

If you don't love her Ill get pissed



False Gods abound,

I will not sway,

I Worship Siv every day



I must have more,

I will not fret;

For soon she shall have a new set



WORSHIP SIV!

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i know this is not as cool as train tracks. but in twenty years, maybe i'll possess the same urban decay potential as the mysterious corn bread mix?

i cut out the starshapes paper and planned to do cool things with cast shadows but it worked better as an art piece or something. damned elements. rage, rage against the poorly-planned aligning of the light.

p.s....
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rozehead:
Starshine,
no pickle at all. simple really, fact:
you're too young and too taken.
hence, i'm taken. love
into the "inappropriate" sea your meteorite fell...alas and alack... whatever

-rozehead
dogslife:
The shots that catch the camera in them make me dizzy with jouissance. You're inviting more middle of the night pomo emails.

I may have to go back to my old job. It was $11/hour, which would be a living wage if I could get full time hours. But then I'd be working in a bookstore while being too poor to buy books. A little slice of hell...

I was on ICQ with my chickie, so she couldn't see anything but your profile pic: that's what she thought looked somewhat gothy--I think it was the green lighting and black hair--though you've got to understand she's not all hip to what the kids are doing and wearing. Only a few months ago I had to try to explain to her what "punk" meant. I told her to look at your railroad pics, but I don't think she did. :/ She's been much more interested in Kikka since I revealed my membership here: it's a Polish thing.

I'm having rather the glamour moment with my own nose right now, by the way. I took a softball square in the face, which, if you have my face, means you took it on the nose.

The only pics she's really got to her credit so far (that I know about) are from our trip to Europe two years ago (it kills me to think it's been that long), and those are all on film (though they're quite good as far as snapshots of painfully overphotographed subjects go). Her digital camera's brand new, and she's just getting the hang of photography with a *real* ($$$!) camera. When she starts taking some stuff and showing it to me, I'll ask if I can pass it along.

cordially,
nathan J. dogslife VII, earl of basquiat

PS. I do hope you get to work w/ Mitten, my fave staff photographer round these parts. Her "preppy" set slays me.
PPS. Glad you're still into the nudity.

(Mitten's gone! frown)

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yesterday: exploring the old train tracks, hobo delights and mysterious stephen-king-style refridgerators. (the Amana in IT, anyone?? ;P)



http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/train.jpg

this fridge is the secret hiding place of Jimmy Hoffa and the Hoffettes.

http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/train2.jpg
lighter rubble pile

http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/train3.jpg
mysterious train language found coded on tracks

http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/train4.jpg
established in oldendays

http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/train5.jpg
typography in its natural habitat


http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/train6.jpg
eww. crud.

http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/train7.jpg

http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/train8.jpg
gaping brickmaw

http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/train9.jpg
i paint in...
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_v_:
yuppers. i wish i had a camera when i went to the circus, vineyard, and mozzerlla factory. i would have gotten some great images. to go along with my vomiting
he he he
uncognitive:
I was thinking neon green gorilla suit, but throw in an eyepatch, skull and crossbones hat and parrot and I can work out the pirate angle, too. ARRR!!!

And I still think the whole fun swap thing is the photo equivalent of you giving me Manhattan (NY and Kansas) and me giving you some really cruddy plastic mardi gras beads that I fished from the gutter.

Not to talk you out of, you know, sending me...uh...stuff, and er...things.

(insert required special penguin declaration of Siv's unqestionable awesomness here. kiss love )
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after a three week hiatus due to tonsilitis-imposed abstemiousness, i have returned to my former status as tippler par excellence.

some shitfaced photos!!! :

http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/mirrorproj.jpg

mmm, more bathroomssss

there was a really rockin' motorcycle parked in the old people parking lot. i was curious.
http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/goldwing.jpg

http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/bighog.jpg

drunken kissyfaces to all
http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/smooch.jpg

http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/beerroom.jpg

http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/feets.jpg

aww. feeeets.


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tororo:
......the way you make bathrooms look like enchanted places.....


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juliana:
Juliana is the happiest grrl in the world. Thank you, Siv, Thank you.

HEEEE!

And I will have you know that I will NEVER EVER beg you to stop.

Keep on truckin'...
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micah:
Can I please be your Heirophant, and spread the evil word of Siv?
scooter11:
Co-wel! I wish I had your photographic chops. Of course, you also have a better model to work with. wink
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the world is not ready. but nevertheless. i got a new cammy-ra today, which, amongst other cool-ass features i will never be able to use, ever, has VIDEO!!! so my pal adam and i took 'er for a test run.

so i present to you the decidedly non-Masterpiece Theatre mpgs of:

Siv and Adam Take a Scooter Ride
features such notable dialogue as:
"What the...
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partiallyblind:
you, my girl, are without a doubt, the most interesting girl i've (n)ever met on this here website*

love, love, love the videos biggrin

* excluding the wife, that is, but i have met her wink

edited for link dorkage

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_v_:
that was the best
it is nice to hear the girl in all them fancy pictures voice
off to zombieville
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_v_:
really?
what are you going to be doing?
the burlesque show - what i saw on tape from their show, was amazing - and i mean the act not the pasties
yummy fun smart wittilicious
rozehead:
pretty pretty...the best of all possible worlds!
everything always works out, right? do you? it appears maybe so, yes?

-pangloss
(rozehead)