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yeah okay, so i'm going!
i guess i'm just going to show up at the Arlene's Grocery at around 6 and smoke outside until someone takes pity on me and lets me in. By the hairs of my chinny chin chin.
My cell has been tragically separated from its charger, so i'm going to be using old fashioned payphones and charm to get in touch...
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i guess i'm just going to show up at the Arlene's Grocery at around 6 and smoke outside until someone takes pity on me and lets me in. By the hairs of my chinny chin chin.
My cell has been tragically separated from its charger, so i'm going to be using old fashioned payphones and charm to get in touch...
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hati:
Sorry I missed the Fashion Show. It was packed in there. Hope you had a good time at BKFreaks. I was underground on the subway home when you called, and BKFreaks's pad is about as close as the dark side of the moon for me.
micah:
Oops... sorry, I thought Maddy told you who I was. Wish I could have hung out with you more.... You comming for the awards thingy on Monday? We're here till like Tuesday.
I like whippings.. GRRRRR!
However, I think I have a permanent impression of J.D.s foot on my ass 
I like whippings.. GRRRRR!
However, I think I have a permanent impression of J.D.s foot on my ass poop.
i'm still trying to decide if i want to make the grueling, decimating Greyhound journey up to NY this Friday morning. Five hours on a bus always makes me feel like the world is a hollow death-parcel. And sweaty.
Pros: i sort of made a commitment
meeting hot nice cool women.
drinking copiously.
wearing my new pants.
new york.
hanging out with fun fun...
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i'm still trying to decide if i want to make the grueling, decimating Greyhound journey up to NY this Friday morning. Five hours on a bus always makes me feel like the world is a hollow death-parcel. And sweaty.
Pros: i sort of made a commitment
meeting hot nice cool women.
drinking copiously.
wearing my new pants.
new york.
hanging out with fun fun...
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adjunct:
The Mass.-NYC trip on Greyhound isn't that bad. It's better if you take it at weird times, like very early in the morning or late at night. I guess those time are only differentiated if you have a 9-5 job. But really, this says it all:
Siv said:
wearing my new pants.
Sold!
jesusonline:
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robscarlett:
LOL!!! YOU ROCK!!! *sigh* All yer stuff makes me smile at the very least and laugh at better end.
Take care beauty.
Take care beauty.
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oryx:
what are the pros and cons of making a wedding veil from scratch?
and i hear from a few sources you shall be joining our little shin dig known as prom. i can't wait to meet you, although i have a funny feeling i'll be cowering behind ticky. if i'm intimidated by him, and he's intimidated by you, it's probably best if i don't look directly at you. i may die.
and i hear from a few sources you shall be joining our little shin dig known as prom. i can't wait to meet you, although i have a funny feeling i'll be cowering behind ticky. if i'm intimidated by him, and he's intimidated by you, it's probably best if i don't look directly at you. i may die.
mk700c:
is the bang connected to the pupil? I had no idea.
-mk
-mk
ahhh, fall! a time when verdant finery fades to autumnal...wait, what in the hooey!?!?!
ahhhh, SPRING! a time when i post selected pictures from a set i took last fall in the folder "woods" in My Pics.
i swapped this out for a set i took more recently and liked much better. look for the "ha-ha" caption under the funniest photo of my boobs--for pure...
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ahhhh, SPRING! a time when i post selected pictures from a set i took last fall in the folder "woods" in My Pics.
i swapped this out for a set i took more recently and liked much better. look for the "ha-ha" caption under the funniest photo of my boobs--for pure...
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traumatron:
hey, whats all this jive i hear about you the hedgehog heading UK-wards soonways?
huh? huh?
huh? huh?
designaddict:
you are so classically beautiful. I like that set, the boots rock.
it's time to talk about the phrase "smile for the camera."
I was just struck by the fundamental absurdity of those facial wash commercials, Ponds, Noxema, Neutrogena, Ass-eating-Kelp, you name it.
It's always some glowing woman opening her shiny white mandibles in a fearsome parody of joy, occasionally in slow motion, not talking, accompanied by an insipid tune (a woman's voice sings it, we assume...
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I was just struck by the fundamental absurdity of those facial wash commercials, Ponds, Noxema, Neutrogena, Ass-eating-Kelp, you name it.
It's always some glowing woman opening her shiny white mandibles in a fearsome parody of joy, occasionally in slow motion, not talking, accompanied by an insipid tune (a woman's voice sings it, we assume...
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soma__:
wow... new profile pic be way too *HOTT* for me........... 
birdy:
Bukowski.
Isn't it?
I remember that one...
which book is it from?
He's my favorite.
Isn't it?
I remember that one...
which book is it from?
He's my favorite.
This morning, in my post-Scotland-and-seltzer shimmyshammy to the bathroom mirror, i looked in its still waters and my immediate thought went something like:
"dogslife and ginny are going to shit the figurative bed when they see me "apres-hangover" in the dawn's early light (dawnzerlylight) looking like an electrified, mascara-cheeked tar-baby fright wig scream queen."
yes, the toronto prom and i are going to really...
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"dogslife and ginny are going to shit the figurative bed when they see me "apres-hangover" in the dawn's early light (dawnzerlylight) looking like an electrified, mascara-cheeked tar-baby fright wig scream queen."
yes, the toronto prom and i are going to really...
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wakeangel:
it sounds like song lyrics to me, you know when you get somebody else's song in your head then change the lyrics. of course it could be that i'm just being really hard on 'ole s.k. if you know what i mean. it's funny that you mention gray waters, or did you? as i have lots 'o gray in my friends list. which is sad since i don't have many to begin with *sniff*. right that's enough of that we'll have none that feeling sorry for ourselves nonsense *scuffle* owww *more scuffling*... um sorry john cleese just walked in the room wearing a roman legionaire outfit and took over my keyboard... ummm, yeah... that was in honor of "the life of brian". the true story of easter. well, gotta go, bye.
vim:
you, sweet siv......are poetry.
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scopitone6248:
Yes, the "for just pennies a day" baby doo-rag elicited the third world connection. That and the Rubber Ball Relief Pizza Party
mobprod:
The physical resemblance between you and your fella is truly uncanny, and borderline narcissistic I must say. I love it!♥
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violencejack:
Do you really want one?
Hugs!
Hugs!
tiamat:
those are wicked!
This cover is especially surly. Bordering on sickly. The italians have a weird sense of aesthetics, I find.