siv

Yeah, you're pretty much one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen in my life.

I hope the minuscules bouteilles de booze treated you well, and that the crisp (thin) mountain air encouraged (in)appropriate shenanigans.

Yeah, it's terrible when you cry right back into your own eyes. Damn gravitation.

Comes from being willing to organize. Step in front, and suddenly you're the leader. I'm'a jus' lookin' for someplace I can stay happy for a few years. And I'd totally welcome a Siv into my house if we were living in the same city.

Fixed!

"i thought of the least sexy thing to say ever, and i will say it in my video post. COME CHECK OUT MY LEAKAGE!."

Counter the least sexy thing with this poem which I think is one of the sexiest poems EVAR:

Study of Two Pears
by Wallace Stevens


I
Opusculum paedagogum.
The pears are not viols,
Nudes or bottles.
They resemble nothing else.


II
They are yellow forms
Composed of curves
Bulging toward the base.
They are touched red.


III
They are not flat surfaces
Having curved outlines.
They are round
Tapering toward the top.


IV
In the way they are modelled
There are bits of blue.
A hard dry leaf hangs
From the stem.


V
The yellow glistens.
It glistens with various yellows,
Citrons, oranges and greens
Flowering over the skin.


VI
The shadows of the pears
Are blobs on the green cloth.
The pears are not seen
As the observer wills.

ha. I hate the sound of my own voice and that I look like a slightly smaller drew carey.

mmmmmmmm garlic. seriously.
I think the only things that I don't eat with garlic salt are probably ice cream and breakfast cereal.

tell them : (you talking) I'm Siv how can you not put up my vids, when you know everyone wants more Siv vids!

I found a quarter!

Time to POGO!

WEDNESDAY!

DO IT!

She was hot in Death Becomes Her. Well, most of the time, when she didn't look dead.

Meryl Streep is beautiful, you ingrate!

Hope things aren't too frosty over there. I sat out by the pool with my shirt off today.

I call gay bar!

I resent that gay man chest grabz rule. several of my friends abuse it to no end...and in my presence for the sheer enjoyment of my infuriation.

that last picture looks like you are looking directly...INTO HIS BRAIN!!!!


Happy New Year, Siv.

Because Jesus told you to.

Hey there, stranger.

Happy New Year, and all that.