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Time for the world's longest shower.
I need a relative to die or a bucket of monies to fall from the sky. Broke as joke.
I need a relative to die or a bucket of monies to fall from the sky. Broke as joke.
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kentclark:
You and I need to start a book-reading business. Dismissive reviews cost extra.
g_whiz:
C'mon...Sack of Monkeys!
Wait. That WAS what we were rooting for wasn't it?
Wait. That WAS what we were rooting for wasn't it?
Excellent suggestions. You're getting wine-drunk Paul Simon.
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bloodmoney:
Sing the Ballad of Jesse James!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuKSFl6h0VU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuKSFl6h0VU
charley:
I fly in on the 15th and I'll probably sty at least 4-5 days I reckon. Depending on accommodation.
Is there a correlation (in your experience) between who you've been the most sexually compatible with and who you loved the most? should i bother to dissect that or draw conclusions about "love?" about why we shouldn't ask why, but just say "yes." and by sexually compatible i don't mean "we both like to masturbate into shoes, how nice that we share an interest." i...
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scheisskopf:
It's funny you mention that. I've thought, several nights and several times that you might as well team up with those with whom you wanted to copulate... even in a long term sense I mean, although I've never known such a thing as being desired by girls with three tatooed dots in between their thumbs and forefingers, I've oft imagined that might carry me, without a doubt, through any hard times that might find me.
And isn't it such a close, second cousin to love? A necessity, in fact?
Unfortunately, many of those ladies still get arrested quite frequently at best, or live in inordinately depressing realities with which I've always been entirely inequipped to dea at best. In the immortal words of the Meatmen: Freud was wrong.
But Darwin had something there.
It has all to do with logic. The simple logic of procrastinating (which works, by the way), running out the clock, and sparing some poor bastard's feelings... or checking it out really hard first, in which case Springsteen, disappointment, or subwoofers inevitably kick in and make you wonder what in the heck you're doing there.
Then again, though I've historically had several, I've never really had that many options.
the eternal question, innit?
Thank the Lord for Match.com and background checks! What would we do without you?
And isn't it such a close, second cousin to love? A necessity, in fact?
Unfortunately, many of those ladies still get arrested quite frequently at best, or live in inordinately depressing realities with which I've always been entirely inequipped to dea at best. In the immortal words of the Meatmen: Freud was wrong.
But Darwin had something there.
It has all to do with logic. The simple logic of procrastinating (which works, by the way), running out the clock, and sparing some poor bastard's feelings... or checking it out really hard first, in which case Springsteen, disappointment, or subwoofers inevitably kick in and make you wonder what in the heck you're doing there.
Then again, though I've historically had several, I've never really had that many options.
the eternal question, innit?
Thank the Lord for Match.com and background checks! What would we do without you?
dwam:
Well.... in my experience, strangely, the correlation with people sexually compatible and people I loved the most seems reversed.
I tend to despise the ones I have the best amazing sex with, and to have platonic relationship with those who're the mot important in my life. The balance is really strange and random. Of course, I feel well with people I love, it's really tender, sometimes deep and intense, BUT. I think for me sex is better with people I don't really care. There is like a big hole between my feelings and my sexuality.
Which is sometimes fucking annoying.
I tend to despise the ones I have the best amazing sex with, and to have platonic relationship with those who're the mot important in my life. The balance is really strange and random. Of course, I feel well with people I love, it's really tender, sometimes deep and intense, BUT. I think for me sex is better with people I don't really care. There is like a big hole between my feelings and my sexuality.
Which is sometimes fucking annoying.
This one's not as good (good? ehhh...i guess it's ALL RELATIVE), but i like my new shirt, so i sear your eyeballz anyway.
A really good way to get super smooth legs is to shave with one of Lush's cocoa butter massage bars in the bathtub.
A really good way to get super smooth legs is to shave with one of Lush's cocoa butter massage bars in the bathtub.
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tahloolah:
i call bull shit.
i enjoy your shoes picture by the way
i enjoy your shoes picture by the way
jeremyejones:
Peanut butter and honey works. Surprisingly, so does peanut butter with actual grapes, and peanut butter with orange slices.
When I got my first apartment, living all on my own for the first time, I took advantage of the freedom by sitting on the floor in my underwear eating grapes dipped in peanut butter til I felt sleepy then I just went to naptime right there. Then I put my tv stand in the bathroom and watched "Stripes" while taking a bath, just 'cause I could.
I've gotten used to independence since those long-gone days. I stay clothed most of the time now, and put the TV back in the living room.
I really shouldn't write these replies at 5am. It never comes out well...
When I got my first apartment, living all on my own for the first time, I took advantage of the freedom by sitting on the floor in my underwear eating grapes dipped in peanut butter til I felt sleepy then I just went to naptime right there. Then I put my tv stand in the bathroom and watched "Stripes" while taking a bath, just 'cause I could.
I've gotten used to independence since those long-gone days. I stay clothed most of the time now, and put the TV back in the living room.
I really shouldn't write these replies at 5am. It never comes out well...
http://www.imeem.com/artists/wavves/music/fjyFK9h7/wavves-so-bored/
http://www.imeem.com/artists/fever_ray/music/pgFG6E1j/fever-ray-if-i-had-a-heart-familjen-remix/
http://www.imeem.com/artists/westlife/music/4GQyL9pb/walter-meego-forever/
http://www.imeem.com/people/-2ZhY/music/E5ui3Vz3/run-dmc-down-with-the-king/
http://www.imeem.com/people/QVvftyL/music/B_bcbSsG/pete-rock-nothing-more/
http://www.imeem.com/artists/the_gossip/music/R2lR4U34/gossip-heavy-cross/
and a couple throwbacks, for fun:
http://www.imeem.com/nightcap/music/rX9wvXZh/blues-explosion-mars-arizona-dfa-remix/
it builds
http://www.imeem.com/artists/out_hud/music/LNOrAt2V/out-hud-its-for-you/
apropos of nothing, i found out today there is an 11 inch difference between my waist and my rear end. WTF. belts ahoy.
edit: this made me laugh for about 5 minutes straight
http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/359b86f8f0f62d28986a5f714ef1b23792239a23_m.gif
http://www.imeem.com/artists/fever_ray/music/pgFG6E1j/fever-ray-if-i-had-a-heart-familjen-remix/
http://www.imeem.com/artists/westlife/music/4GQyL9pb/walter-meego-forever/
http://www.imeem.com/people/-2ZhY/music/E5ui3Vz3/run-dmc-down-with-the-king/
http://www.imeem.com/people/QVvftyL/music/B_bcbSsG/pete-rock-nothing-more/
http://www.imeem.com/artists/the_gossip/music/R2lR4U34/gossip-heavy-cross/
and a couple throwbacks, for fun:
http://www.imeem.com/nightcap/music/rX9wvXZh/blues-explosion-mars-arizona-dfa-remix/
it builds
http://www.imeem.com/artists/out_hud/music/LNOrAt2V/out-hud-its-for-you/
apropos of nothing, i found out today there is an 11 inch difference between my waist and my rear end. WTF. belts ahoy.
edit: this made me laugh for about 5 minutes straight
http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/359b86f8f0f62d28986a5f714ef1b23792239a23_m.gif
cristophr:
I do like some booty! 
taolie:
Bad kitty! That's why cats aren't allowed in the store. . .
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jeffyjr:
Nice pic very relaxing.
dwam:
beautiful one 
"There are only two questions that human beings have ever fought over, all through history. 'How much do you love me?' and 'Who's in charge?'"
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"Your problem is you don't understand what that word means. People think a soul mate is your perfect fit, and that's what everyone wants. But a true soul mate is a mirror,...
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gadget:
I don't like the "and then they leave" part. Which is why homie don't play that no more.
tahloolah:
fantastic.
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kentclark:
Un soupcon de doucherie.
What happened to your paintings? Did you swap them with a mysterious stranger for magic beans/a camera?
What happened to your paintings? Did you swap them with a mysterious stranger for magic beans/a camera?
i love this movie.
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sofreshsoclean:
ha ha. that's *different*. (or is it? dunno).
zponge:
I need to go out and find this movie, but, based on the clip, is the like a british version of Fear and Loathing?
They are a slightly different genre then I would normally listen to on a regular basis. The stuff I go for is slightly more abstract and unpredictable. Over all though they were good. I could see myself dancing to them in a club.