Whoa, I just read the article that lil_tuffy pointed to and now I want my 45 seconds back. What total fucktard wrote that? Seriously.
In any case, the entire membership of SG is testament to the fact that the author is obviously a 50 year-old conservative virgin douche-bag living in his Mom's basement. And a complete troll.
I want to punch him in the neck. And meet the hot girl in the picture.
I just want you to know that I've been playing Fallout 3 (video game) which takes place in a post-apocalyptic D.C. and while I've been joyfully blowing the mushy heads clear-off of radiation-mutated feral ghouls, I'm always wishing one of them was you <3