saffron

i am so ashamed for not getting to putting my pics up yet. i hate going through all the pix and resizing them so they'll look good on this site. i really am gonna get to it! i am working like mad this week gettin' some good overtime. well uh...how about today you guys tell me some good jokes that you know!!


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so this one isn't the best i've ever heard, but it gives a kinda cute visual too. hehe

A penguin was driving through the desert when his car broke down. He waddled to the nearest phone to call AAA. His car was quickly towed to the nearest garage where the mechanic told him he would need a couple of hours to check out the car....
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guess its time for an update. or just a new joke. hmm...let's seee....

A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and no one is there. He looks all around and he finally sees a little snail sitting on the doormat. He picks it up and throws it across the street into a field. Ten years goes by, and one day...
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why did the frog cross the road?

cuz he was tied to the chicken.

things are better, got to visit my man . not sure, but we may go tubing tomorrow. down a really cold river. but summer isn't summer without goin' tubing. hehehe...that's me being brought up in the south. you make do. anyway i hope everyone is doing grand. i hope your summer is going just the way you hoped. i miss being on the west coast,...
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ever have one of those blah days? blah. dammit this is frustrating.

*sigh*
love you guys.

SHE'S BAAAAACKKKK!!!

what up? damn its good to be home. i had such a wonderful time out in San Fran, but some things get a little old. like dropping money like its monopoly cash, so many people and cars it takes 20 minutes to find a parking spot...but that's all that really sucked about san fransisco. i can see how so many people get sucked...
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well, biznitches, i'm leaving tomorrow for san fran. i'm not sure if i'll have time to update while i'm out there...at least i hope i won't, heh. i'm soo excited, there is so much stuff i wanna do. i hope you all have a wonderful week, and i love you all!

haha, yes! i finally got off my lazy ass and put a pic of...
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hey all! wow, two posts in one day. i'm doing pretty good. whats up? man i'm so fucking bored. so here's a pretty good joke i heard.

A man went into a coffee shop and found Bush, Rumsfeld, and Powell sitting at a table drinking coffee and having a heated discussion.

He, of course, approached the table and asked what they were doing there.

"Well"...
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life is so good. and i get so pissed at myself when i go back and read my whining. i have so many things to smile about, good friends, good music, a wonderful boyfriend. i'm an incredibly lucky person.

i love you people, the people that will drop in to look at your journal just to see what's goin on in your life, and the...
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