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living in new york is like going to a party. you're tired, you have a headache and you want to go home....but then you'd miss the party.

A Message from the offices of James Suckalot

Have you or a loved one been hurt or injured. If so, you may be entitled to a large settlement. Call me at my hideout in the Catskill Mountains and SUE SUE SUE. I wont represent you but I'll find someone who will.

so i'm sitting here eating my bowl of cookie crisp ceral and i'm looking at the box. i tried to think of the premise behind the cookie crisp characters. as i recall there was the cookie crook and his cookie dog and they would try to steal the cookie crisps. pretty simple, right. so then, the dog would get so excited that he would howl,...
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Q: "How many indie rockers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
A: "You don't know? Psssh."