monroe

yeah well then the blonde is a more fitting color. it makes it a little better that most of the vinyl is for collector reasons as opposed to actually being played. either way though, its goofy and I've gotten shit for it before.

decent weekend?

The Ayatollah Khomeini is not a scary man. He is just committed to his cause and his faith... And, I mean, really, how much could he have loathed the Great Satan if he traded arms-and-ca$hmoney-for-hostages back in the mid-eighties?

Symbiosis, baby!

... But, he does look PHYSICALLY imposing/beweirding (to coin a term to describe the act of weirding someone out (i.e. He very much beweirds us, no?)).

It will be even more so if I find one of those inflatable Crayola crayons, spray-paint it black, and stencil yellow "atomic-energy" symbols on it.

TEH AYATOLLAH HAS TEH BOMB!

I REPEAT - RUHOLLAH HAS TEH BOMB.

HOLLAH.




(I'll never tire of the Ruhollah/holla joke...)

Monroe! Just sayin' hi. Hope you're not bored no more. What kinda underwear ya shopping for?

Remy

Sounds like a pretty cool project. I approve.

I like the ending to the journal. Your sentences get smaller and smaller until you finish. It comes off quite cute.

I would go back with a sniper rifle - oops, did I say that out loud?

not just walking, but dancing around in my knickers too. i misses all that jazz. sigh...this is going to be great.

I want to be you myspace friend... look me upclick here

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Sleep is not overrated in the short term. But is in the long term.

Oh, you decided not to cut the dressmakers dummy in the end?

I am happy with my package of sweeties

Well, this is true. But boxers? Boxers are not as sexy as say..lingerie. And look at me, do I look like a calvin klein model? Maybe a Sears Catalogue model, but that's about it. And that's blowing my own horn a bit. Anyway, hope you're having a fantastic day.

Remy

I like you.

i want to borrow that belt!!

Peanut butter and cigarettes?!! An ashtray full of Skippy?

ewwww.

J

I got Arby's coupons in the mail, and that made ME happy...

Those stamps are really pretty. I didn't even know they made those.

as soon as i saw it i knew it was you...your too cute

Hey, babe... You really had my leg stretched. I think I might need to get a chiropractor to check it out, or even an orthopaedist.

You do dry humor well too. You're a regular Steven Wright!

... Also, compliments to your Briton and east coast friends - trading spouses and El Vez in the same comments section. Tits, I say, and to borrow the lingo from a friend in college... Who picked it up from watching Nightrider? (I know it's an Anglicism, but John Bitter had never been to UK, as far as I knew, so the only tits that ever came up around him were in the David Lee Roth songs he favored.)

I am a master at digging holes (for myself).

Let me try to clamber out, and fill it in with the displaced dirt....

As I said, you are a hot housefrau (which I think I misspelled, and keep misspelling; regardless...).

But what I meant was you looked unbelievably composed and fit for the setting, which seemed to be a down-beat house-warming, or some such... So, you might be crunk royalty, but you dress down well. Very well. Much better than others (myself very much included).

Further, as I presume that the demand for crunk majestics is limited, you probably won't be dressing the part all that often. In lieu of that, you'll be going more casual, but that is not to be interpreted as shabby. You don't do shabby... Whether in public (sporting a metaphoric tiara to rival Lil Jon's pimp-cup) or private (or, I mean, the house/haus, wearing denim and a tank, say), you look splendid; daresay I, majestic.

That is all.

I hope the hole is undone.