lucy

I just went out perambulatin' to the grocery store to grab some food for my sorely empty little larder, and now, half an hour after I get home, I realize that I did not buy nearly enough sugary things to satisfy my sweet tooth. I can tell that this 'diet' idea will be short lived.

My roommates have started to feel like family. Finding them...
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I love SG. It's like the woman's magazine of my dreams, Lavalife, coffee with friends, and porno all rolled into one.

Me this weekend:
Backstage doing makeup at the Toronto Alternative Fashion week (F.A.T.)...


More to come.


I owe you all stories.
Just put it on my tab, okay? I know it's getting pretty high but I'll pay up soon, I swear, with juicy tomes...
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I had a fantastic week, followed by a stellar weekend.

When I get photos, you kids get a real update.

Until then, go check out my boy's band's myspace page.

xoxo
love lucy

Ouch.




I'm busy and won't be around much for the next few weeks, kids.
See you in the funnies.
xoxo
love lucy

What I learned today, or Lament of the Fallen Tunafish
by Lucy Brutal

If your roommates have two cats, and you are in the kitchen making tunafish sandwiches, said cats will come out of wherever they were hiding from you before you opened the can and run to your side, pretending to be your friend.

This, I learned today, is a dirty, dirty cat trick,...
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The surgery went well.
I'm back, babies!

Next surgery I'll get will be cosmetic.

I want machine guns surgically inserted into my boobies.

That'll learn that creepy old Korean guy at the Pizza Pizza across the street to look at my boobs when I ask him a question.
That'll learn 'im, alright.

If anyone can photoshop a picture of machine gun jubblies for me, I...
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