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I am so afraid of Christmas shoppers, that's all I gotta say. I saw some angry dude walking along the city shoppes swearing and hitting windows as he went. He finally knocked one out at the very end of his tyrrant. Glass flying everywhere! Then I saw a homeless girl with a rather large cat draped across her shoulders, and she kept flinging it around...
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it_thing_hard_on:
Happy holidays to you and yours as well.

Thanks for the recommendation on that zombie survival book, by the way. I was at first skeptical as Rue Morgue (my most trusted source on such things) gave it a less than enthusiastic review. I just started reading it tonight and I can already tell that it will have at least some influence on a couple of my screenplays. Should make a nice reference resource to go with my new screenwriting program.

I know things are kind of tight for you these days but I hope you made out well in the gift department. I'm sure there'll be an update in a future entry.

BTW, you never elaborated on what your new picture set idea was and now the suspense is absolutely fucking killing me!
twwly:
christmas is scary. hope you had a good one.

kiss kiss kiss
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I have 4 more weeks until my little boy is here. I am so excited to meet him! I am also excited to have my body to myself again and at a reasonable, comfortable size. It's become quite the pain tying my shoes. Mommy's little monster! So tonite is the Dwarves concert and I don't think I will be attending. Oh well, maybe next year....
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the_ben:
There are only two certainties:
1. The only constant is change.
2. Is that your gorgeous enough to be my with

With that I bid you farewell.
sunnysunny:
hi sweet Lucille
ive always wanted a little boy! so bad!!! what are u gonna name him, im gonna name mine josh...little joshy boy. i love little boys....give him a big kiss for me when u meet him.your baby will either be a capricorn or scorpio! i like scorpio better!
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Ah hah! I am too busy for you, sucka! Just kidding. I have decided to kick the habit of sleeping. Life is so much more interesting when you are sleep deprived. Here are my moast recent goals in life...

1.To have as much power as mom on futurama.
2. To make cookies for christmas, preferably gingerbread ones shaped like spaceghost.
3. To watch "The Hours"...
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punkrock_ed:
as per our conversation of pirates:

i once nearly got the crap beaten out of me by an old old man who had been strutting around the bar all night claiming to be a ARRR!!!

so i took it upon myself to find out why he thought he was a ARRR!!! . he then proceeded to pull up his shirt to reveal a silver surfer tattoo. dumbfounded, i told him he was full of shite, there was no way that made him a ARRR!!! .

so i proceeded to roll up my pant leg and show him my AFI skull n' crossbones. i told him that i was a real ARRR!!! and that he'd better quit claiming to be one or he'd have every real ARRR!!! in seattle after him.

i thought this was hilarious. he did not. he tried to kill me. i may not go to that bar anymore, but i'll tell ya one thing: i'm still way more of a god damned ARRR!!! than he'll ever be.

the lesson here folks: don't talk to drunk old old people in bars.
natiecakes:
Thank you for the cool email. Your a sweetie. Happy holidays! puke
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I failed. I feel like a retard. I will try again next week, this time hopefully I will be more successful next time. Have you ever bought the same gift twice within a few months for someone, and then realized you had two of a kind to give them for christmas? Two, of the same freakin kind! Man, I really feel like a retard. how...
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oldmanwithers:


There you go! You just need a little inspiration! Don't question the picture...just enjoy! Makes perfect sense! whatever
xatreyux:
lol its ok, and hes in jail now so its all good. and yes they low ass! lol

kiss
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I can't keep a single flowing thought today, so I will just add some recent facts on me and my life.

1.I have been drinking Madagascar vanilla red tea like a whore.
2. I have a new big skull glass from treasure island that I won't let anyone else use, ever.
3. I am getting my driver's liscense tomorow.
4. I am working on a...
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xatreyux:
lol. my freind mike was so happy today that you e-mailed him, you should have heard him lol. it was good stuff.

kiss
nonsequitur:
dental work blackeyed i want to get a tooth capped, because i'm a perfectionist slutpuppy, but that's $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ so i probably wont.

i failed my drlivers license test. like the paper one..not the skills test. i have a 3.8 gpa in college and i can't pass the texas state drivers test. if you see me on the road, get outta my way! luckily....there was an obese, interested man grading my test and he bumped me up enough to get my license. thank god for shameless flirting.
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I woke up in the middle of the night, feeling awfully dirty. I was sweating heavily, I stripped myself of all my clothes, and I got in the shower. I had realized it was because I didn't take a shower today. I have been sick the last few days, and a lathargic loser to boot. So then I decided to live even more dangerously, and...
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ghoulish:
You play videogames, that's awesome. What were you playing? How's life going in general other than being sick ... I know the feeling I just got over being sick for 3 weeks not too long ago. Anyway, hope you're doing good.

- Ghoulish
diggity:
nice chatting with you last night. So, Lucille, if I take a lot of cold medicine and then drink a bunch of whiskey and go and watch Return of the King tonight at midnight, is that living on the edge, and is that the edge of dorkdom or something better?
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I'm feeling better now. I've been hangin out at home reading, listening to music, and inhaling the sweet, sweet soothing scents of my vaporizer. I keep getting christmas cards in the mail. I would just like to say, that grandmas rock!
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nonsequitur:
you have excellent taste in movies, by the way. miao!!
it_thing_hard_on:
I'm sorry, I just read your friend request comment in my journal entry from a week ago. You probably thought I was being a total asshole.

Oh by the way, Mucha Luchas is on DVD now. Unfortunately I think it's just a collection of Best-Of episodes. I hate when they do that.
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Eeew! I have a fucking sinus infection! I had my last test today at school, as I am taking off a term, so I start back in spring.It was hell. The test was cake, but I for anyone who hasn't been in my shoes, I don't recomend school at 8 1/2 months pregnant with 2 hours sleep and the cold of death. ArgGG! And I...
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it_thing_hard_on:
A sinus infection? I feel your pain, literally. I have one too and I can't even imagine not being able to take anything for it.

Say, does that book have the solution to the brain dead? I figure that since they are the walking stupid shooting them in the brain would sort of be a moot point. They plague me all the same, though.

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xatreyux:
thats so shitty, im sorry hun. Hope you feel better soon!

kiss
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Wanna know something really cool?

I have a little penis and balls in my stomach. Top that shit!

P.s. I'm learning how to kill zombies. I think I'm getting a cold. I have two tests today. Watching "Pirates of the Carribean" made my apple addiction worse. I am going to bed.
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jaggy:
yeah, i didnt get it at first. congrats on the tiny baby.
zan:

Wow! Really? Congrats! You should name him ZaN. That's a fine name for a boy! wink

Soooo you like Menudo too? What are the chances of that? You must be the other person in the Menudo fan club. Maybe some day the membership will grow to 3! biggrin

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I bought the "Zombie Survival Guide" today and it rocks! Anyone who has the zombie fixation such as I do, should definatly pick it up. I also saw a book of a collection of poems by Tim Burton. It was so cute! Didn't have enough to get it though, maybe next time. I had a piercer pull the ball out of my septum ring, and...
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it_thing_hard_on:
Wow, a gal who likes zombies? I'm floored. You know, the guy who wrote that is Mel Brooks' son. Weird pedigree, huh?

Was that book by any chance called The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy? If so, Tim has authorized a line of toys based on the characters. But then, you're probably not as big a geek as I am.

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it_thing_hard_on:
Thanks for asking, it was nice and duly appreciated but I'm not about to bore you with the details.

Tried to shoot you an e-mail with some other stuff you might be into but it seems that your e-mail is down for the moment.

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