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That is an expert drunk face. So much grace. So much finesse.

Instruction for the seriously munted barkeep: You give drink customer. You not try keep up drink with customer. You put more alcohol in customer than in barkeep. That way, customer get thick head, not barkeep. When you feel that barkeep must get ruined, think of the following: imagine barkeep hungover, and think of eating a greasy pork chop out of a dirty ashtray. Should put you off. (The above was written to be understandable by the drunk). 🍺🍻🍺🍻👍😘😘😘

This may be the cutest photo ever posted in this entire site 😄

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There is so much awesome in this statement and picture... I love it.

You gonna dance on the bar in the nip? Yes, I 'accidentally' watched 'Coyote Ugly'. Three times. 😉😘😘😘