"Sex is one of my downfalls. I get sex any way I can get it. If I have to force somebody to do it, I do . . . I rape them; I've done that. I've killed animals to have sex with them, and I've had sex while they're alive."
Why would you have to force someone, they are sick in their heads if they didn't want you. I'll come by, but maybe I'll play hard to get since I'm get the feeling you actually enjoy the chase a little bit. hehe
I love cats....but get this...I live in an apt. that does not allow pets. I ignored the rule and I moved in with my two cats. About 6 months later a friend of mine told me that they had a kitten that they couldn't keep. I took it. Then about 1 month ago I found a teeny tiny little kitten outside with its tail cut... Read More
Awesome. Actually, you'd be surprised how often that kind of thing happens... I work in a pet store, everyone tells me their I-have-too-many-cats stories. And I'll say the same thing to you that I do to them... what are all their names?
I live in a zoo, I know how you feel.
I think that if you ever beat someone half to death, it would be funny to poop in their IV bag. Then, when he wakes up from his coma, the first thing he sees is your turd floating in his saline drip. Aw man, the look on his face! It was, I mean, it would be, totally priceless.
My best friend stubbed her toe and the nail came halfway off. She was too scared to rip it the rest of the way off, but she knew it'd come off eventually, so she tried to get me to pull it off for her. I was all "hellz no".
-FLYNN
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