wow college is really the place to be to make new friends, im having a hella good time. 
tonight feels like a night for some booty in the sack, hell, shouldn't every night feel like that? So I've been reading lately...erotica... never really got into before, though a lot of the short stories i find more humorous and arousing but I must admit there are...
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tonight feels like a night for some booty in the sack, hell, shouldn't every night feel like that? So I've been reading lately...erotica... never really got into before, though a lot of the short stories i find more humorous and arousing but I must admit there are... Read More
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haha beer, fire, and vomit pretty much narrows down my night haha its was fun and now im looking forward to nexty weekend and whatever it has in store for me 
dark_templar:
ha ha LOL
By the way i tried the whole elevator thing, it kinda sux because most accessable elevators smell like pee.
on top of this when my gf (at the time) and i tried to stop the elevator the firealarm went off.....
but i did have a set of keys to the school greenhouse...... 
By the way i tried the whole elevator thing, it kinda sux because most accessable elevators smell like pee.
on top of this when my gf (at the time) and i tried to stop the elevator the firealarm went off.....
but i did have a set of keys to the school greenhouse......
dark_templar:
did i mention i was security in charge of the elevator
and just because the greenhouse has those tables that have the rolling tops.... doesnt mean they work like in the pornos.....
and yes joan jet does rule
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and just because the greenhouse has those tables that have the rolling tops.... doesnt mean they work like in the pornos.....
and yes joan jet does rule
[Edited on Oct 04, 2004 9:44AM]
alllright! goin to a bonfiire! what is college without beer? last night i finally was introduced to the gay boy on campus, he told me i was pretty and i told him i thought he was pretty too. felt bad though when we both disagreed on something and i said it was "the gay." but he took no affense i never had aconversation with one...
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dark_templar:
is it cold in alaska.... its about 55degrees at night here...... i have to go to work in 3 hours 
do u work or just go to school
i tried the elevator thing once and when i stopped the elevator the firealarm went off.... scared us almost to death
i had to settle for the school green house
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do u work or just go to school
i tried the elevator thing once and when i stopped the elevator the firealarm went off.... scared us almost to death
i had to settle for the school green house
[Edited on Oct 03, 2004 7:34PM]
odette:
everything makes me hungry... im always hungry. beware the freshman 15!!!! mine was more like a freshman 20 cuz i went on the pill at the same time... mmmmm... now i want soy ice cream 
ITS FRIDAY MOTHERFUCKERS! GRAB YOUR 40'S AND BUCKET OF KFC AND "SHAKE LIKE A SALT SHAKER"
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dark_templar:
KFC is gross and 40 suck cause they get warm..... sorry 
its all about Popeyes Chicken and 12 packs of Fat Tire
wait the pic is of a six pack......
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its all about Popeyes Chicken and 12 packs of Fat Tire
wait the pic is of a six pack......
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odette:
Fuuuuuuuuuck yeah!!!!!! ive been waiting all goddamn week for this!!! wooooooot!!!!!!
I guess when you drink as much coffee as i do, ya get headaches from not havng it right after waking up 
I cant wait 'til i can have my own home and an english bull terrier puppy like spuds mckenzie except i would name him Disco 
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dark_templar:
yeah slapme harder has the right idea.....
yeah i used to drink alot of coffee (7-8 cups) every day....... headaches suck now i only drink it once a week.... but i smoke more to make up for it. and thats how u gotta do it.... oh yeah and the dog needs a shiny disco ball collar
yeah i used to drink alot of coffee (7-8 cups) every day....... headaches suck now i only drink it once a week.... but i smoke more to make up for it. and thats how u gotta do it.... oh yeah and the dog needs a shiny disco ball collar
flotsomandjetsom:
Yeah, unfortunately your body gets used to it...it's like a drug
Havng to go to hospital appointments eats it, especially when you wait a good 3 hours for your prescriptions! 
riding the city bus is always an adventure though 
woohoo sunshine! its gotta be a good day today, more than likely because i got off multiple times befo i went to sleep haha last night i asked my captain friend for a stripper pole for Xmas,...
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riding the city bus is always an adventure though woohoo sunshine! its gotta be a good day today, more than likely because i got off multiple times befo i went to sleep haha last night i asked my captain friend for a stripper pole for Xmas,... Read More
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schiavona:
That would be cool. How many people can claim to have their own pole in the room? Not too many I'll bet. Any good adventures from the bus? Hang in there..... 
dark_templar:
ha ha well thats fuckin awesome......
i like gettin off before sleep tooo......
you should get the new Jenna Jamison book, a girl i know has it and it rocks.......
i like gettin off before sleep tooo......
you should get the new Jenna Jamison book, a girl i know has it and it rocks.......
a four hour nap always makes the day better and then listening to some Cash Money Millionaires, "i need a project chick, give me a hoodrat bitch, one that dont give a fuck, and said she took that dick..." haha i like to listen to nasty songs real loud with my dormroom door open. no complaints. oh yeah there are a couple of lesbians that...
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and then listening to some Cash Money Millionaires, "i need a project chick, give me a hoodrat bitch, one that dont give a fuck, and said she took that dick..." haha i like to listen to nasty songs real loud with my dormroom door open. no complaints. oh yeah there are a couple of lesbians that... Read More
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schiavona:
Wow. Entertainment and everything!
dark_templar:
ha ha ha ha hey i want lesbians making out next door to me...... but if they look like boys....actually no !!!
i think ill stick to the bi-girls.....
yep naps make everything better
but if they look like boys....actually no !!!
i think ill stick to the bi-girls.....
yep naps make everything better
her-ray for hot springs! last night my roommate, her boyfriend and a buncha us kids from the same dorm took a cruise up to the hotsprings, but whats a road trip without lotsa booze? unfotunately there were lotsa tourist so i had to chug my beer in the bathroom stall real animal style! Leave it to taco bell to satisfy that drunken hunger 
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dark_templar:
FIVE AWESOME CLASSES:
Human Sexuality
Abnormal psyche
Bronze sculpture
Photography
Literature and film (watch movies and discuss them)
So u say u need ways to get beer into the dorm..... well here are 5 ways to sneak booze into the dorm.........
1. Get a brand-name box (tv, vcr, computer), or people buy shit, take one of their boxes. Put beer in box tape back up, so it looks unopened..... if their real ass holes put those styrofoam penuts in there or tell them its a present for your dorm buddy.
2. If you dorm has windows...... lower a rope out the window.... have a person on ground level put beer in backpack or bag.... hoist beer into your room/floor.....
3. Buy a 24 pack cube of soda empty bottom layer of cans out..... refill with beer cans, keeping soda on top....... Note: open the side carefully so it looks like it hasnt been opened then superglue closed. if you have to open it. tear open from the top. that way all top cans are soda and the middle cardboard divider is a bitch to remove.... dONT LET THEM OPEN IT FROM THE SIDE....
4. VODKA TRICK: Buy a 24 pack of water in a box..... remove 3-4 empty water pour in vodka. put drop of superglue to refix the safty ring to the cap. put the bottles in the end u do not plan to open by emptying all bottles out. When the go to inspect the 3-4 with vodka cannot be distinguished.... pull out 1-2 water bottles and open them for the asshole who checks bags.
5. Airplane shots (50ml) fit nice in 32oz. 7-11 or taco bell soda containers. fill up with coke put ice on top. they can inspect it all they want....
oh yes and one more thing get half a dozen 32oz soda containers from 7-11. when u have to drink beer in public. pour beer into container... put a lid on it suck though the strw no one is the wiser..... this one works badass.....
anyway good luck.....
anyway if u liked the dont masturbate it kills kitties pic u might like this one.
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Human Sexuality
Abnormal psyche
Bronze sculpture
Photography
Literature and film (watch movies and discuss them)
So u say u need ways to get beer into the dorm..... well here are 5 ways to sneak booze into the dorm.........
1. Get a brand-name box (tv, vcr, computer), or people buy shit, take one of their boxes. Put beer in box tape back up, so it looks unopened..... if their real ass holes put those styrofoam penuts in there or tell them its a present for your dorm buddy.
2. If you dorm has windows...... lower a rope out the window.... have a person on ground level put beer in backpack or bag.... hoist beer into your room/floor.....
3. Buy a 24 pack cube of soda empty bottom layer of cans out..... refill with beer cans, keeping soda on top....... Note: open the side carefully so it looks like it hasnt been opened then superglue closed. if you have to open it. tear open from the top. that way all top cans are soda and the middle cardboard divider is a bitch to remove.... dONT LET THEM OPEN IT FROM THE SIDE....
4. VODKA TRICK: Buy a 24 pack of water in a box..... remove 3-4 empty water pour in vodka. put drop of superglue to refix the safty ring to the cap. put the bottles in the end u do not plan to open by emptying all bottles out. When the go to inspect the 3-4 with vodka cannot be distinguished.... pull out 1-2 water bottles and open them for the asshole who checks bags.
5. Airplane shots (50ml) fit nice in 32oz. 7-11 or taco bell soda containers. fill up with coke put ice on top. they can inspect it all they want....
oh yes and one more thing get half a dozen 32oz soda containers from 7-11. when u have to drink beer in public. pour beer into container... put a lid on it suck though the strw no one is the wiser..... this one works badass.....
anyway good luck.....
anyway if u liked the dont masturbate it kills kitties pic u might like this one.
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dark_templar:
this is my 9th semester!!!! It may sound lame but i used to work full time alot and ive been in the real job world... it sux.... im a professional student now... its cool 23 isnt that old.....
ive taken like 50 classes (not passed 14 due to partying to much)
ive just gone to a JC...... had alot of fun for 2 yrs and really accomplished nothing in regards to a degree..... but i can take one of about any kind of class and get a AA...... i think next semester ill get a couple of AA's......
now i have a good job (18/hr free medical) and i just go to school (but no partying due to extensive drug and alchol testing).... in 6 mos ill have enough money to pay for 2 yrs rent somewhere..... and ill go away to college... i just dont know where.... anyway....... just remember to have as much fun as possible and dont rush to get out of college....milk it for as long as possible.....
by the way do they have good weed in alaska?
ive taken like 50 classes (not passed 14
due to partying to much)
ive just gone to a JC...... had alot of fun for 2 yrs and really accomplished nothing in regards to a degree..... but i can take one of about any kind of class and get a AA...... i think next semester ill get a couple of AA's......
now i have a good job (18/hr free medical) and i just go to school (but no partying
due to extensive drug and alchol testing).... in 6 mos ill have enough money to pay for 2 yrs rent somewhere..... and ill go away to college... i just dont know where.... anyway....... just remember to have as much fun as possible and dont rush to get out of college....milk it for as long as possible.....
by the way do they have good weed in alaska?
FINALLY got my textbooks m really excted about my business class because the teacher says the class will alwasy get out an hour and a half early we will never have to attend when it gets to be 25 DEGREES BELOW! The only thing that gets me down would be not having my rat and chinchilla here with me but they have good temporary mommies...
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m really excted about my business class because the teacher says the class will alwasy get out an hour and a half early we will never have to attend when it gets to be 25 DEGREES BELOW! The only thing that gets me down would be not having my rat and chinchilla here with me but they have good temporary mommies... Read More
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dark_templar:
wow that is way to cold for me....... actually anything below about 60 degrees is to cold......
but then again i dont mind when its 100+....
if its BUINESS LAW stay on your toes..... thats a tough class but if u do the case studies and homework it gets easier.....
but then again i dont mind when its 100+....
if its BUINESS LAW stay on your toes..... thats a tough class but if u do the case studies and homework it gets easier.....
yoshi_____:
Lucky you! 
My teacher goes the distance for my three hour class.
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My teacher goes the distance for my three hour class. [Edited on Sep 17, 2004 11:12AM]
ALRIGHT! All my best buds ever came up to campus to play wit me! It was the bomb. aint nuttn like getting wasted and watching a band play on the porch of a holy-rolling-christian house hold. PIZZA sounds reeeaaaalllly good right now... as sleepy as i am now, i could never be too tired to have a boy over!
It was the bomb. aint nuttn like getting wasted and watching a band play on the porch of a holy-rolling-christian house hold. PIZZA sounds reeeaaaalllly good right now... as sleepy as i am now, i could never be too tired to have a boy over! VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
daggers:
Boys are fun!! Along with pizza *wink* *wink* 
daggers:
Hemroids? 
Oh thats just wrong....
Oh thats just wrong....
Tantric Yoga by Gavin frost
The complete kama sutra by alain danielou
and if u get a long term boyfriend make SURE u get him
The multi-orgasmic couple By mantak chia
yeah if u ever come to cali u can borrow them...
it will make u feel like u really know nothing about sex.......
BUT i stress to not be to premiscious i have a number of friends here who contracted nasty bugs or viruses from other people........... but besides that hump away...
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