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I have a huge oral presentation on nanotechnology for University Studies tomorrow, and the teacher put me with a group of retards who never come to class and don't make any effort at all whatsoever. I've had to do all the fucking work, and even though I've tried really hard the presentation is going to suck, and I'll be lucky if it's 5 minutes long....
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thelastasthmatic:
oral is my specialty!

missed you...
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"Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows..."
-David Wolf
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jolene:
rad fucking quote.
leiru13:
that is why I'm a cynic and not an idealist. I just wish I were naive enough to be an idealist.
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This morning at the streetcar stop on 10th + Clay I saw a midget wearing a leather jacket and smoking a cigarette. I'm not exactly sure how I feel about that.
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kinnie:
hah... yeah, I guess the job is pretty sweet. It's very laid back and easy. Why would you feel anything about seeing a midget?
joyrider:
feel thankful!

[Edited on Feb 24, 2003]
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Happy Valentines Day, you stupid motherfuckers. I hope everyone with a current significant other contracts a nasty strain of syphilis. cheers.
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leiru13:
yeah, may their genitals rot faster than their brains!
jin1:
Where have you been, cutie? I miss your shining smile, your wry wit and your perfect... teeth.
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Dynamite comes in small packages, my friends.

boom.
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lid0x:
okay.
joyrider:
i was beginning to wonder if you'd been thrown in county or something...
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If all goes as planned, tonight I will be turning "21".

Watch out, motherfuckers.
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joyrider:
enjoy. the novelty wears off, then you gotta up the ante. pretty soon you'll be mainlining 151.
lila:
good luck. don't get caught. that can be embarrassing.
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Big thanks goes out to everyone who voted "No" on Measure 28, or who didn't bother to vote at all.

NOT.

I am now so officially fucked up the ass school-wise next year, I'm going to need about 536125632536721 rectal stitches. At least.
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voltaire:
I'm so sorry I didn't answer your questions when I did the questions thing... I was just cruising past journal entries and saw your post.....
1. I was only 15, and not too bright to let that wierdo give me my first tattoo....
2.The biomechanical piece on my right arm is a series of cats in a strange, and dark land that I made up.....
3. I've danced since I was 18, but I did'nt tell my parents Untill I was really screwed for cash in portland when I first moved there. My mom's reaction was: "Honey, you can come home if you want to." But after awhile she realized that it was just a job to me and that i wasn't in any danger. she's cool with it now. Sometime I would like to dance for her and give her a pole show......
voltaire:
I'm so sorry I didn't answer your questions when I did the questions thing... I was just cruising past journal entries and saw your post.....
1. I was only 15, and not too bright to let that wierdo give me my first tattoo....
2.The biomechanical piece on my right arm is a series of cats in a strange, and dark land that I made up.....
3. I've danced since I was 18, but I did'nt tell my parents Untill I was really screwed for cash in portland when I first moved there. My mom's reaction was: "Honey, you can come home if you want to." But after awhile she realized that it was just a job to me and that i wasn't in any danger. she's cool with it now. Sometime I would like to dance for her and give her a pole show......
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My back hurts. Someone find me some Percoset, stat.
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oso:
oh hey!!

yeah, my back hurts too.
gimme some of those...
lid0x:
Me three. Never tried it, but I want to.
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I have decided, for the time being, to quit smoking cannabis. At least until the beginning of February.
This decision has been made partly because I am out of pot, and broke, and partly because for the past three or four months I have been incoherant and antisocial almost every single day due to the fact that I lack the self control to do things...
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demigauge:
YOU CAN DO IT!!!

plus you got to show me where this tattoo shop is
al:
There are plenty of things to do with your life. Read more, and then go window shop.

I think ALL Safeways have a crappy hairdye selection.
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Ryan has beem sending me pictures of aborted fetuses from various Pro-Life sites all night, which in turn has left me craving chicken, but gummy bears will have to suffice. blast.

My good friend Kat turns 21 tomorrow, but naturally I will not be in attendance because of the whole under-21-and-therefore-incapable-of-making-decisions-regarding-alcohol-on-my-accord thing.
It seems as though everyone is getting older, but I stay the same...
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lid0x:
Makes me want to eat <a href="http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/tripe.jpg">beef tripe</a>.
cult43:
i don't know first hand but i have heard that
"ABORTIONS TICKLE"