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I moved in yesterday.
While pulling my dresser out of the back of the truck it slipped out of my grip and broke. Lame.
But other than that, stuff is good. I'm at my Mom's right now to do laundry and use the computer, I'm ready for Labor Day to be over so I can get my phone and internet hooked up.

d00t d00t d00t.
littlegirllost:
Good luck with all that.
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I had sushi for lunch again today, but this time with my friend Charles.
Afterwards we got baked, and in a moment of complete stoner ineptitude decided to replace bongwater with Saki, which is a japanese rice wine.
It actually works pretty well.
Who woulda thought?

I move out tomorrow, which means I won't be online much until the retards at AT&T decide to install...
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ratsonjulia:
"Saki Bongwater" would be an excellent name for a real estate agent who Fights Crime using Psychic Powers in her Spare Time.
thelastasthmatic:
y'all.

sounds like you'ins is from 'round here!
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I just got back from lunch at Star Sushi.
MmMmmm avacado rolls.

And... I did laundry last night! Which means I am wearing clean pants today. rock!

Last night my good friend Jevon informed me that she and her fiance are going to be married at Disneyland. I told her that if she got married at that evil corporate shithole, I would slaughter her future...
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randomdent:
Right on she must be mad to get married there!
demolitionkitten:
I met her at the haunted mansion...
she said I looked looked like charles manson, yeah

sweets, this post frightens me.
not really.
you are too funny.
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Just found out that the SG one-year party is 21+.
I'm a bit dissapointed, but even if it wasn't 21+ I would probably psyche myself up to go and then back out at the last minute, because being in a room full of beautiful flawless women and their admirers sounds quite intimidating, and not really my cup o' tea.
*shrug*

I move out in 2...
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jarelshow:
you are very cute...........wait.....aah....I mean, ....you suck...aaaaah...I don't like you.
demolitionkitten:
yippee! I am so proud of you , shweets smile
I am wearing clean clothes today too. how exciting.

I need to get my stupid washer /dryer hooked up so I can be clean all the time.

no wait. I want to be dirty! no wait. um, I am way off track now... I need to go collect my thoughts somewhere.
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Around lunchtime today I went to see my piercer so she could taper my septum back open, since the retainer fell out while I was sleeping a few days ago.

After she was done, we got to talking about genital piercings, I expressed my intrest in a pair of side labia piercings, and before I could give it a second thought she convinced me to...
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thelastasthmatic:
mmmm cootchie piercings...
randomdent:
Goodtimes!
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While heating up dinner in the microwave this evening, I heard a scuffle in the living room, went in there to see what was up and my cat was in front of the fireplace, looking through the glass doors and yowling and batting at something inside. So I looked to see what was in the fireplace, and lo and behold, there was a little dove...
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littlegirllost:
Nah. If you hadn't intervened, it would have died in your chimney, or the cats would have gotten ahold of it. You tried to help it, but strange things happen sometimes when little creatures wander down the chimney and into our world.
You're definitely not at fault. You're a kind heart for doing what you could, and making things better for the little guy in his last minutes.
monovox:
Yah, totally what littlegirllost said. I've had this happen a couple of times. the first time I found the dear thing too late and the second time was pretty much your experience. It's just too muck for thier little hearts to take... it sucks. Your sweet for your empathy.
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Went to a party up on a logging trail last night. By the time 12:30 rolled around I was ready to go home, but my ride was piss-ass drunk and was not going to be driving anywhere until at least 5 a.m.
Luckily my friend Becky and her boyfriend gave me a ride back at around 1, where I proceeded to take a long hot...
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thelastasthmatic:
my dad once worked a logging trail.

probably never partied with someone as fine as you,though!!

you moved in yet?
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This morning while doing lease paperwork at the apartment office, the manager had me sign a document that said I wouldn't eat the paint chips in my apartment because they might contain traces of lead.

riiiiiiiight.
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randomdent:
I also had to sign one of those at my NW Portland apartment.
thelastasthmatic:
i don't think i could fill one o those things out without laughing hysterically...
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This morning I went to the bank to make sure my student loans had been administered.
The guy who was supposed to help me was the biggest fucking cocksucker on this side of the planet. I almost stabbed him in the eye with my pen.

On the way home I got pizza, and the cheese and toppings promptly slid off the crust and onto my...
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thelastasthmatic:
hello kitty!

ilove it when a girl says the word cocksucker in anger...
randomdent:
Goodtimes!!!.....Well for the moving out that is.
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I just forced down an Odwalla smoothie that had a striking resemblence to green sludge.
I don't care wheather it's good for me or not, that shit tasted like baby food with a slight hint of dirt.
yuck.
randomdent:
yuck!
thelastasthmatic:
you know what dirt tastes like?
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2 updates in one day...This is getting pathetic.

Thank goodness there is a Kaiser Permanente office within walking distance.
By 2 o'clock, I was pretty sure my little world was about to cave in, so I called and, with all the demanding bitchiness I could muster up, told them I was coming in whether they chose to return my calls or not.

Got there, filled...
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thelastasthmatic:
well,yeah! but you are possibly the most attractive crazy person i have ever met!

rent as good as it gets, analyze this, and pee wee's big adventure and call me in the morning...
randomdent:
I think I know what that event was. I'm sorry...If I'm correct in my guessing I have also been in your place so I know its hard.
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Woke up at 8 a.m. with a splitting headache and a general feeling of shittiness.
I can honestly say that today, I wouldn't mind being dead.
Something is wrong, both mentally and physically, and I'm debating going to the doctor since my student insurance kicked in last week.
I think I will.
thelastasthmatic:
my god! i would love to wake up at 8am-in any state o' mind..

sorry you feel bad,girlie. go see the doc and get some drugs!