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my. car. got. towed.

AGAIN.

this is the second time in a week. they are doing street cleaning and keep putting up these random temporary no parking signs, except they don't put them everywhere where they're gonna street clean, so i park on unmarked streets thinking it's okay, and there goes my car! WOO.

i am so fucking mad right now. this is adding up...
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antimony:
AH KEEL YOU
antimony:
with cancer!
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oki:
shes so cute and of course we can be friends biggrin
gina:
what a sweet kitty!! she is so pretty!.. mine is getting so wild.. wanna trade ? wink
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one of my better-known quirks is that i cannot resist animals that have birth defects. i must have them. my first ever kitty that i got when i was twelve was born missing most of his left front paw and foreleg, and i begged my parents to let me have him because of it. this is a deep-set love i have for freaks of nature....
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deadoll:
Awwww I bet your new kitty is so cute! I can't wait to see her! I tried to adopt a cat with only one eye one time but that was when I lived with my dad and he would not let me have a cat. I wanted that cat soooooooo bad I almost cried I visited it everyday for like 2 weeks until it was adopted. miao!! Meow.
fenchurch:
Aw, new kitty! Is Floofbutt still on her dog-induced way to a tail defect as well? Because then you would have a pair...


Anyway, is their any chance in hell that you guys could make it up here for my birthday party on August 19th? Because, you know, you totally should. You could crash. I know you probably can't, but I figured it was worth a begging.

Also...could I come hang/spend the night on my way back down to Virginia on August 22nd? Thought I'd actually ask ahead of time this time...

See you guys soon I hope, at one or the other! kiss
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i've been denied all the best ultrasex.

...

- my car got towed monday from an un-marked, temporary no-parking zone.
- i cleaned up my roommate's 21st birthday vomit.
- last night of sleeping in the kitty litter!
- i might get a lathe!!
- i made friends with a dyke cop.
- when my check from sg comes, i might get a new tattoo...
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jack_rawstone:
i would definitely write you, i have a post office box for my magazine,

Under Magazine
Po Box 406
Northwich
CW9 6WP
UK

if you ever fancy writing a letter to a nice english chap feel free biggrin
cheech:
If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?



...It's not a hard question, Norm.

I'm guessing you didn't get my card... which means, I dunno man, your street address don't work... perhaps this is why you bring up the PO Box?
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holy shit. i bought a fucking metal salt shaker from the thrift store today for $5 because i thought it was made of about $50 worth of silver, but then i looked at it again and realized it couldn't be silver 'cos the tarnish wasn't quite right and the inside was a strange colour... and it was really bothering me 'cos i couldn't figure out...
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punk:
...what the shit is going on. This is some voodoo magic, here. What used to be in this post before I edited it was hidden. I edited it, and it duplicated itself and made the post above.

There were no links to page two. Now, all of a sudden, page two appears and there are double posts.

MY BRAINS.

[Edited on Aug 08, 2005 10:26PM]
deadoll:
Thrift stores are awesome it seems like everytime I go in one I find just what i'm looking for although the funny thing is when I go in one I'm not really looking for anything. You know?
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i think i should be less sane. seems like the thing to do.
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crispy:
Sanity is overrated.
ansia:
Insanity is overrated.
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we had a choice between two exits off the highway, their blue signs cheerfully promising us wendy's or mcdonald's. one town called croaker, the other, norge. this is the middle of buttfuck nowhere, virginia, and these places are called croaker and norge. we chose norge.

we must have driven five miles straight through looking for that damned wendy's. we never found it. what we did...
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longwave:
Shoulda went for Croaker. You're so pretty but I want to feed you because you're so thin. shocked
sicmonte:
hmmm..do I get to watch??
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bitch look me in the eyes when my hand's between your thighs!

i want to start over. take you and the kids someplace new, where the floors aren't stained or sticky and the ceiling is the sky. my love is not a stream of smoke and my home is not this fetid house: it is you.

i will gently unravel the knots in your back...
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siv:
aww i know. i'll start again most likely, because i always said i would quit when my life got better, aaaand....yeah. tongue

do you keep on truckin' when you have respiratory virii? i usually smoke through, but this time i'm trying something new. i wonder if it will help or if i'm just infer a world of pain and new exciting phlegm. wink
tulipbooty:
love does that.

makes me feel stupid, i mean--but whimsical enough so that it doesnt matter, either
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it is now my duty in life to spread the joy that is this, the most magnificent of computerized digitized magicized songs, written by a near and dear fag to me.

the flabby buttocks song.

thank you.

now it is time for me to take my pukey pills and go to sleep before i become nauseous, with the sweet melodic angel music of the...
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idjit:
D'oh! Well, I sent y'all an e-mail last night saying that I sent your set in. Haven't heard anything back yet. I love the way it turned out. I'll e-mail you so you've got my address on your comp.
pearlbutterfly:
did you flush yourself down the toilet with your pukeys? confused
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antimony and i have purchased guitars. childrens' sized cos we're tiny. mine is black, black like my soul; hers is pink with little hearts -- 'nuff said. we'll see how long it takes us to figure out we aren't talented.

in other news, i threw up today in my school's sculpture department's bathroom. i hate the sculpture department, so, i'm pretty proud of myself for...
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kitschy:
Are you feeling better? I can't believe you were so hell-bent on finishing your cigarette! Now that's commitment for ya! If I was Antimony, I'd be jealous of the cigarette instead of the toilet!
persya:
you have to take pictures with your guitars!

i hope you feel better soon...what are you taking antibiotics for?