And then he was at my door...

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The scariest thing that happened to me, other than receiving my first student loan statement, happened over the summer.

Even though I live in a rather down trodden and thoroughly working class neighborhood I still like to walk everywhere I can. I am constantly warned about walking to and from the neighborhood during the day light hours and even more so at night. There are...
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oneimill:
Did you ever call the police about this? Someone like that has to have at least one warrant out for harassment. Also, call Robert De Niro and get him to go all Travis Bickle again.
lunghenotti:
I agree with @catdad on this one, express your very strong desire to him that you want nothing to do with him, at all. Record it if you can, and report it to police so there's at least a paper trail started. If he persists then ex parte / restraining order might be called for. I don't know what your stalker laws are like there but being in a country ruled by laws and having at least the most basic of human & civil rights you do have the right to live where and how you want and who or what you allow in your life / home. Off the record, if this was happening to my daughter, I think that individual would have some kind of 'accident' in the very near future...

Oh hai.

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It's been too long, my sweets. It really has. I've checked in on the site here and there but haven't had the wherewithal and moderate focus required to write the update that you all deserve. I don't like to half ass anything for the most part.

First off, since my last post I got a 'normal' job. I was apprehensive at first. The last few...
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viridiana:
One day I will come and visit you :)
satanachist:
I do so hope you go to mortician school someday. Stripping/dancing seems difficult as you see a side of the masculine that can be pathetic ugly and sad and the coping options aren't great (like hardening yourself or being cynical or heroin) unless you are super enlightened. I knew one dancer years ago when I was young enough to know dancers who seemed to have it pretty dialed in and the job did not seem to hurt her in any meaningful way.  So happy you have a second job where your co-workers dig you. Liking the people you work with is fucking fantastic! 

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Yesterday, I turned 33. The same age Jesus was when he died. Now I just need a cross, some nine inch nails, a reason to martyr myself and I'm good to go.

I can pin point the exact moment I became an adult. It wasn't yesterday but it was fairly recently. I was offered some free drugs and I turned them down. I said, "No...
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cripplethreat:
I'm glad you had a great birthday! I'm sorry that I missed it. Hugs and kisses! 
silverpoet:
Happy Late Birthday. Hope all is well.

Tattoo Catharsis FTW!!

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Lately, I haven't been feeling so hot. My mood has plummeted faster than the housing market in 2008 and I am finding it hard to get out of bed and go to work. (Side note: one of the wonderful things about being a stripper is that I make my own hours and if I don't show up for work I don't get fired. It's perfect
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oneimill:
That quote would make for an excellent addition. Also, no one does similes quite like you.
cripplethreat:
That's a really nice piece. I love that poem! 

Blog Homework Catch Up FTW!! Weeeee!!!

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My mom brought me a new foster puppy yesterday. I don't have a name for him yet. He came with the name Rebel, but with a name like that I might as well don him in a little doggie Confederate flag t shirt and find him a forever home in a trailer park.

I'm currently taking name suggestions...

And this is a perfect segue into
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legman:
good for you for saving them!!! :):):):):)
legman:
"name suggestions"  Sir Snouts-A-Lot!

#suicidegirlsplaylist Top Five Iggy edition

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In a continuing effort to stave off the rather persistent ennui I've been experiencing I've been trying to update here more. @rambo and the other delightful members of the staff have decided to start a suicidegirls playlist homework. The playlist prompt this week asks us what our favorite songs are. Seeing as how I'm a musician picking only five will be difficult. I mean, I...
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lordskrappy:
Love It...
catdad:
I kinda like Nowhere Again.  :)

A quick one...

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So, I see that the trend lately has been to take pole dancing classes so that you can 'look and act like a stripper.' Instead of paying money for any of this I circumvented the classes and became a stripper. Why pay money for 'acting like a ho' when you can make money?

Pole dancing is pole dancing. Paying money to take classes doesn't make...
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softy13:
Strippers rule!
osdon:
With your looks, you hardly need skills anyway ;) Hope it's all to your likings.

Homework plus update equals WEEEE!!!

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So I know I've been an utter slacker. A slacker of such caliber that any Gen-Xer circa 1994 would be proud. You see, I've been filled with this sort of ennui. Picture me laying about in my bed half clothed, my Venture Brothers sheets and super hero themed quilt covering at least a quarter of me, as I lament about how bored I am knowing...
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iggy:
You know, I caught him before he was the 'it' guy @userno1. I wonder if he's different now, though I can't imagine he would be. Assholes are born assholes and he definitely wasn't born that way. 
userno1:
Hahaha! I'll have to remember that last maxim. Lol. :) He seems like a warm, friendly guy.  Check this out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=341IPh5g3qo

But there are so many crazy things to choose from!

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Years of undiagnosed bipolar disorder has more than prepared me for the latest blog assignment from @lyxzen @rambo and @missy.

There are myriad crazy things I've done in my life that I could pick from, but I think the winner has to be a rather impromptu trip to London I took in what would have been my senior year of college in October of 2004....
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lordskrappy:
That is one cool ass crazy story! Very glad it all worked out....
softy13:
You're awesome!
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