fenchurch

I stayed up four days straight and ended up with three shitty drunken homemade tattoos and surprisingly few memories. But I passed Justin's school of savagery. Been watching porn and playing video games and drinking beer. I am such a man.

Thanks to everyone who wished me happy birthday

I was 19 for about 90 seconds before I vomited, go me. Then proceded to get fucked up for about 48 hours stright. Go me. This is the second night since Aug. 22 I've made it home to sleep. I've been blowing off all the crap I need to get done before I leave for school to...
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!!New entry, but with gift info left at top!!

My birthday's in a week (August 23). If you buy me a present off of my wishlist before then, I will personally make you a throw pillow featuring the SG of your choice and mail it to you, along with a handwritten thank you note. The better gift, the fancier the pillow. Obviously, I...
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My birthday's in a week (August 23). If you buy me a present off of my wishlist before then, I will personally make you a throw pillow featuring the SG of your choice and mail it to you, along with a handwritten thank you note. The better gift, the fancier the pillow. Obviously, I will cut off one of my breasts and mail it to...
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Dear John,

Please please please stop telling me about your sex life. You are disgusting, and I do not want to picture having you sex, with anyone, ever. I am pretty sure that your stories about getting a hotel room with two chicks you met on the strip and then a few nights later having an orgy with two of your ex girlfriends and one...
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Sooooooooooo I got this email:

hey, for your SG name we would prefer something a little less
screen-nameish and more something you would be called in real life. Can
you send me your top three choices as soon as possible? I'll send you
info about your account as soon as I hear from you.

xoxo
erin


...which I /think/ means I'm an SG! So whoo!!...
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Just got back from Gull Lake Conference for Young Writers in Michigan, it was /incredible/. I got to see Savannah and Kate which was loverly and I met some very nice people and got a lot of writing done and just had a fantastic time. I will post some writing in the future (that is a threat and a promise).

My hip piercings rejected while...
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Started work at my second job yesterday. It's also a piercing place, but it's cool because they sell knives and swords and battleaxes, etc. so selling those is really fun.

Last night I sold a spear to a drunken marine. That was cool.


What sucks is that the one place I work at won't let me wear my cheek piercings, but doesn't care if I...
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