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guess who i washed fake blood off of, with hot towells while they sang on stage last night?

that sentence sucked. let me try again.

last night i washed fake blood off of someone while they sang on stage.... guess who?

read previous journal entry for the answer.
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feedusfetus:
Micheal Bulton????
feedusfetus:
wait let me change my answer!!!! Sting, it was sting wasnt it???? WASN'T IT (in drucken rage)!!?? (just kiddin, I cant afford to drink, or to be it a rage for that matter, hey, does anyone have any spare change... that they want to mail to me...and ya)!!!!?????
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i love storm and her balls. i've been kicking myself every wednesday that i haven't gone to see it for a month or so now.

dante's tonight at 10 or so. mmmm storm. she gave me a sponge bath one time, when i got off stage covered in shaving cream. that is my favorite thing to brag about.

if anyone hasn't seen it they are...
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jessica:
PS. Once again your writing is so nice and I love your comment in my journal. It's uplifting to hear your feelings about it because I respect you and know you've been through it as well. Thank you smile
feedusfetus:
just out...uh... curiousity( I think thats how you spell it.).. what is the penguin's revenge
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with everything you do you wear me down until i'm thin and weak like the rope that ties the barking dog down, weathered and tense, ready to break and unleash the desperation on the people that i feel like i've been trying to protect.

i'm tired. tired of saying no, tired of my morals and my strange and perhaps prude sense of justice and fairness....
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whip:
Whoa.
dontbother:
you're cute, too ;-)
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just one filly in an entire stable.

a stable full of unstable fillies. have your fill of fillies, til you're full.
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zanarki:
Veronica said:
"if i were a horsie i would rear up and kick some reporter ass."


If you were a horsie I would ride you! biggrin
avanttard:
"My name's Bubba and this here's the main filly of my herd... *BURP*"
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sometimes you just get burnt out. every day it takes longer and longer to wake up and leave your house, brushing your teeth and dreading the thought of another day of the same thing, the same vacant stares and slack jaws, the same clothes and the same dirty dishes.

and the thought of doing something different is nice, but really it's just a thought and...
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catdad:
what would Missy and Spooky do if playboy or hustler came along and offered a million dollars each for the rights to SG?
_william_:
If I would have known your insight into my day...I would have talked to you when I called spooky earlier. Thanks.
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every day.... every fucking day there comes a time when someone says just a few little words, not necessarily about anything at all - and my brain starts pumping out showtunes and 80's breakfast cereal jingles and kiddie songs like a fucking casio keyboard.

well this is my request.

THE INSANITY MUST STOP.

i am seeking the services of a qualified professional lobotomist (is...
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avanttard:
I am similarly afflicted. I've held back my secret for far too long.

In the 1950's (I think) there was a doctor who pioneered a rapid frontal lobotomy procedure which involved nothing more than shoving a household icepick behind a subject's eyeball. He tried it, seemed to work. Showed off said procedure by lining up a couple dozen patients and jabbing them all behind the eyeball with an icepick.

If you're desperate, I could try the same on you. But uh... no guarantees or anything, alright?
feedusfetus:
I can do it, alls I need is some chicken wire, some duct tape, a gag, a cleaver, and a live goose, incase I get hungry during surgery (yes surgery thats it, surgery). it wont come cheap though, barbieque sauce is expensive this time of year and the judge said I cant , opperate, on anyone anymore so itll have to be back alley lobotomy, those are my condition, you have 24 hour to respond or ill take it as a rejection and therefore blow up LA, wait you dont live in LA, oh well better luck next time
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sitting in the middle of thousands of pounds of steel, barreling down a cement strip at speeds unknown to the biological body except when falling from cliffs. and yet it seems so natural.
crispy:
I hear you ... I love to drive. I was just saying that to some friends the other day ... I am in serious need of another road trip.
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i am mobile! eat my dirt zanarki.... veedub is the master of the universe
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zona:
does that mean you got a car?
thepirateprince:
show us something worthwhile
reveal
that is erotic. the true within
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most stars shine brighter when it's dark

thank you for reading todays philosophy of the moment. drive through please
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voltaire:
Thanks! It was fun the other night with you and Luxe. I had never been to the sandy jug before,and that was a trip. The scary thing is, I think I kinda like that place..........It's slummy, dark, and small. Oh yeah, and beer is really cheap.....call me sometime....
voltaire:
Thanks! It was fun the other night with you and Luxe. I had never been to the sandy jug before,and that was a trip. The scary thing is, I think I kinda like that place..........It's slummy, dark, and small. Oh yeah, and beer is really cheap.....call me sometime....