emily

to you too.

Emily is the foxiest girl in Alaska.

i dont think you lied about leaving, i just like to think my words were irresitable, and drew you back. much the same as gravity, or centrifical force............

do i have to say i'm disappointed? i thought cheaters didn't get a second chance. but like a moth to the flame... you know what will be your destruction.

Cheerleader, blood, or whatever, I BEG you to do another set before going away...you're my favorite!!

Well cutie....take care.....Time off always does the brain good!

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HA! I beat you!
wait.
is this serious time?

damn i always screw up serious time.
Sorry serious emily

To KILL...yes

well at least cookies were not flying at your face... OR WERE THEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The insanity.

how is your arm?*hug*

You can make your relationships easier by treating turkeys like turkeys. Just remember never to get attatched to your food.

Crack kills, but only if you sniff it (OK, that sucks, but what do you want after five hours sleep between three days. They must have busted another key downstairs or something).

What kind of cookie was it?

reading your posts about your work give me a great sence of nostalgia. work like that is great. i wish i had a job like that now.

have some fun for me....throw a cookie and blame it on me.

Ok, here goes nothin',well actually, most of a page:

I guy walks through an alley and sees a bum sleeping face down on the ground. The guy walks up to the bum, pulls down the bum's pants, and procedes to fuck him in the ass. After the guy is done, he pulls the bum's pants back up and puts a dollar bill in his pocket.

When the bum wakes up, he finds the dollar in his pocket, then goes over to the liquor store where he asks the clerk, "Give me a dollars worth of your cheapest wine.". The clerk does so and the bum goes back to his alley, drinks the wine, and passes out.

Later that night, the guy from before comes back, only this time he has brought along nine of his friends. The guy pulls the bum's pants down and then he and all nine of his friends fuck the him in the ass. After they are all finished, they pull the bum's pants back up and put a ten dollar bill in his pocket.

The next morning, the bum wakes up, finds the ten in his pocket, and goes to the liqour store. When he gets there he tells the clerk, "Give me ten dollars worth of your cheapest wine." He buys the wine then goes back to the alley, where he drinks it and passes out again.

Later that night, the same guy comes back for some more of the same fun only this time, he has found forty-nine lucky studs to follow him. Then, as on the previous two nights, he pulls down the bum's pants and all fifty guys go on and fuck the poor bum in the ass. After they have all had their fill, the first guy pulls up the bum's pants and puts a fifty dollar bill in the violated soul's pocket.

Upon waking up the next day, the bum finds the fifty in his pocket and limps over to the liqour store once again. When the clerk there says hello and asks what he can do, the bum says, "Give me fifty dollars worth of your best wine. That cheap shit's fucking with my ass!"

I know a good joke.

So this priest is sitting in the confessional booth and he really has to pee. So He sticks his head out the booth and sees a janitor walk by. He asks the Janitor "Hey can you sit in here for a few minutes while I take a piss?" The janitor replys "Okay, but what if someone needs to confess?" "Just give them 10 Hail Marys as their punishment." the priest replys.

So the Janitor is in their, when all of a sudden this women comes in "Father, forgive me for I have sinned. I gave a man oral sex last night."

The Janitor thinks 10 hail marys is not enough for the punishment, so he looks out of the booth and sees an Alter boy walk by. "Hey Alter boy, what does the Priest usually give for Oral Sex?" The Alter boy replies "Sometimes a candy bar or a soda pop."

so when are you coming to portland?
I wanna fucking meet you allready!!!

*pats you on the head* good monkey