emily

You can make your relationships easier by treating turkeys like turkeys. Just remember never to get attatched to your food.

Crack kills, but only if you sniff it (OK, that sucks, but what do you want after five hours sleep between three days. They must have busted another key downstairs or something).

What kind of cookie was it?

reading your posts about your work give me a great sence of nostalgia. work like that is great. i wish i had a job like that now.

have some fun for me....throw a cookie and blame it on me.

Ok, here goes nothin',well actually, most of a page:

I guy walks through an alley and sees a bum sleeping face down on the ground. The guy walks up to the bum, pulls down the bum's pants, and procedes to fuck him in the ass. After the guy is done, he pulls the bum's pants back up and puts a dollar bill in his pocket.

When the bum wakes up, he finds the dollar in his pocket, then goes over to the liquor store where he asks the clerk, "Give me a dollars worth of your cheapest wine.". The clerk does so and the bum goes back to his alley, drinks the wine, and passes out.

Later that night, the guy from before comes back, only this time he has brought along nine of his friends. The guy pulls the bum's pants down and then he and all nine of his friends fuck the him in the ass. After they are all finished, they pull the bum's pants back up and put a ten dollar bill in his pocket.

The next morning, the bum wakes up, finds the ten in his pocket, and goes to the liqour store. When he gets there he tells the clerk, "Give me ten dollars worth of your cheapest wine." He buys the wine then goes back to the alley, where he drinks it and passes out again.

Later that night, the same guy comes back for some more of the same fun only this time, he has found forty-nine lucky studs to follow him. Then, as on the previous two nights, he pulls down the bum's pants and all fifty guys go on and fuck the poor bum in the ass. After they have all had their fill, the first guy pulls up the bum's pants and puts a fifty dollar bill in the violated soul's pocket.

Upon waking up the next day, the bum finds the fifty in his pocket and limps over to the liqour store once again. When the clerk there says hello and asks what he can do, the bum says, "Give me fifty dollars worth of your best wine. That cheap shit's fucking with my ass!"

I know a good joke.

So this priest is sitting in the confessional booth and he really has to pee. So He sticks his head out the booth and sees a janitor walk by. He asks the Janitor "Hey can you sit in here for a few minutes while I take a piss?" The janitor replys "Okay, but what if someone needs to confess?" "Just give them 10 Hail Marys as their punishment." the priest replys.

So the Janitor is in their, when all of a sudden this women comes in "Father, forgive me for I have sinned. I gave a man oral sex last night."

The Janitor thinks 10 hail marys is not enough for the punishment, so he looks out of the booth and sees an Alter boy walk by. "Hey Alter boy, what does the Priest usually give for Oral Sex?" The Alter boy replies "Sometimes a candy bar or a soda pop."

so when are you coming to portland?
I wanna fucking meet you allready!!!

*pats you on the head* good monkey

than i said "hey mister can you spare a buck?" and than he said "no, didn't you hear her? I am dead!" and than you said "yeah beat it squirt!" so i did and than you both laughed and than i threw a rock and hit one of you in the leg and than you guys chased me and beat me up and took all my money

i dunno...

these things happen

aww sweetness, i know what you mean. and i hate when people say that to me, but i feel like i really do. i hope your ok.

how was the who killed kurt cobain book?

xoxo csilla

you are generous to a fault with the fuckery....

merf...no monkey...are you ok?

Killer Klowns From Outer Space!

reminded me of you so I stopped by to say Hi

thankya

girls need to realize that they have no peni.. my friend shanna is allways like , my dick this, and my balls that, but look, you get breasts, you dont have a penis... i cant very well tell someone to suck my tit can i? no, its just not fair...

all i do is eat cereral, cereal and dunkaroos

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as bad as somethings hurt, you just never know what its gonna bring. i dont know very many particulars, but sounds like you have a whole new opprutunity here. plus, the hunt is half the fun.

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bastard!

Hmmm...I take it that's a 'no?'

what im about to say is not a lie.

you're beautiful.