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want to watch me fuck?

BAM!


now, read my last blog.
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devianceindark:
That was brutally amazing, nice cameo!
joesifer:
on a non pornographic note... I built that case that case with David's Krank amp in it ... I always get a little happy in the pants when I see a case I made in a video :p
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I have a sinus infection
who wants to make out?
(don't answer that I don't want a million comments saying dumb stuff like "i'd make out with you even if it meant getting ebola.")
No, really, it's gross.

Lately I feel stuck. There are things I know I need to do but I can't do them yet. Patience kills me when I know I'm prepared...
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saliv8:
you're great
lovely:

I'm getting to the point where I want to get away from everyone.



I completely understand 100%

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Someone I like asked me to do one of these so BAM!

Were you happy when you woke up?
Yes.

Is there someone you can't stop thinking of?
Yes.

How is life going for you right now?
It's a little confusing but honestly I would say it's good.

When was the last time you went out to dinner
Dinner, I can't even remember.

What are...
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jasonmellet:
you are a freakin babe emi
lil_louie:
Ok, so this isn't a message obviously, but I'm gonna toss in my two cents.
You are definitely a good person, and anyone that wouldn't want to get to know you, is stupid. Because not only are you physically the closest to perfection the world will ever see, but you are awesome, smart and as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside.
That quote is awesome, thanks for sharing that. I've lost count of how many times I've read your blog entries and have been inspired. So thank you for inspring me and giving me brain candy. smile
And oh yeah, boyshorts+Emi = world crippling head explosions.
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this is where i become old and boring.
i realized last night that i have to do what i have been afraid of for a long time.
i realized that it's time to grow up.
sure, being silly, retarded, shitfaced with friends, it's all fun, but i need to control myself a little better.
i didn't do anything extreme but i could have behaved more...
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aldremech:
I can't even watch that shit frown It makes abolutely no sense at all to me confused
I actually went out and bought all the cartoons I used to watch as a kid so my son could see them biggrin Imagine that, he watches Tom and Jerry from the 40's and 50's and hasn't gone on a tri-state killing spree yet? eeek
ryker:
i miss Eureka's Castle....ah the good ol' days. growing up sucks puke
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saltlord:
You are such a tease!
I would if I could.
metaldude2k8:
Would love to have been there....but am going to greensboro for a show next saturday......
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don't be hatin' on this video.
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bornfree:
This could be a new workout video smile
cyanyde:
Every time I watch it, it still makes me LMAO! I think I'll have to watch it every time I need to laugh...haha! (Yeah, I'm still awake....damn I got hungry!)

I thought of a name for what we are doing. You know how Milli Vanilli was lip syncing...pretending to sing? Well, since we were pretending to dance, then we must have been "dance syncing"! Haha! "Girl you know it's true..."

Definitely more videos to come...but sexier!

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Something like...ummmmmm...teaching aerobics or even Malibu Pilates using my pilates bench, BUT wearing a lot less clothing!!! Teehee!
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sunshine:
your new profile pic is adorable!
padre:
smile
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SO the tiny jet I took yesterday was the most amazing flight ever!
Goes to show you that previous bad experiences don't always mean future ones won't be any good. I'm having a good time in California, gonna drink my beer now, <3
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alecks:
LA im assuming?
imagex8:
I love your new pic! I hope it means another Emi set is on its way. smile
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LAX is boooring.
more boring than Vegas...at least they had slot machines haha.
I took a video of takeoff to send my mom cause I know it'll freak her out. She's one of those people who has never flown and doesn't ever plan on it.
But I will get her, oh yes.
The only thing I'm not looking forward to is this little Canadair CRJ-700....
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xhippykid:
I met a blind dude at LAX while smoking a cigg that claimed to be a medical marijuana grower in OR.
heart_less:
Hahaha. Oh, Canadair...
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so i have a 4 hour layover in vegas.
blaaah.
i'm sitting here in the airport STARVING and there's food everywhere so i'm going to do the logical thing and acquire some.
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korbendallas:
Getting food, while hungry...... well played!
cyanyde:
Aweful long day you had today! I imagine you might be feeling like this by now...



You're gonna be soooo jet lagged. So, I finished off the mozzerella cheese dip today, and I made these...