I saw the Chronicles of Narnia today...I was a little disappointed, it's not like Harry Potter where everything pretty much matches what I envisioned in the book. I know everyone always says this, but the book was definitely much much better in this case...although the Queen/Witch in the movie was a fucking BAMF...that's a Bad Ass Mother Fucker for all you non Dane Cook listeners...
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Holiday mayhem Part II: The Christmas Edition.
Just when you thought my holidays couldn't get any weirder (for those of you just tuning in, on Thanksgiving I managed to accidentally show a video of my ex boyfriend jerking off to my entire family, on the big screen no less), more freaky shit ensues.
My brother Brian invited a bunch of his old friends from many...
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Just when you thought my holidays couldn't get any weirder (for those of you just tuning in, on Thanksgiving I managed to accidentally show a video of my ex boyfriend jerking off to my entire family, on the big screen no less), more freaky shit ensues.
My brother Brian invited a bunch of his old friends from many...
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sofakingaural:
Jay-SUS that was funny! I'm sorry to laugh at your holiday weirdness...but damn! I was having a rough day and I kinda needed a good laugh. Thanks 
9005900:
We had a funny story almost like yours but it involved my great aunt's dildo. She lost her husband about 6 years before then and she would need a little time with the dildo to keep sane. She was well in her late 50s or early 60s at the time. Anyway, a very young friend of my 2nd cousin (about age 8) found this long narrow biege dildo in her bedroom and brought it out while we were singing Christmas carols. She wanted to know if she could used it to hammer some push pins into the kitchen wall for her art work. Well, everyone stopped singing, and went silent for about 10 seconds, then everyone starting laughing, including Aunt Rita. And she didn't even blink or get embarrased. She simlpy took it from the girl and put it back in her room. Nothing more was said. At least not that evening!!! WE kept singing where we left off. Poor Aunt Rita died in 2003. 
They say there's no place like home for the holidays, but I digress.
Being home is pretty lonely. All the people I once considered to be my friends have grown distant, some have faded completely. They've either abandoned all hope of finding true happiness in this little shit town and moved away, or they've drifted for other reasons. Admittedly I have never been popular here...but...
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Being home is pretty lonely. All the people I once considered to be my friends have grown distant, some have faded completely. They've either abandoned all hope of finding true happiness in this little shit town and moved away, or they've drifted for other reasons. Admittedly I have never been popular here...but...
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kid_suicide:
WOOT TOTAL PWNAGE!!!!! in english that means HELL YA A NEW SET!!!!! i cant wait to see it since i love the other one. 
toads:
hey, if your home, that means you are somewhat close, we should hang out.
It's finals week at last. By Friday, I will be work and school free for a couple of weeks. Huzzah!
It's strange...now that I have full access to the internet again, I'm not all that excited. I rarely talk on AIM anymore...for some reason it doesn't bring me the joy it once did. Oh, but don't be sad...I still love SG and all of you...
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It's strange...now that I have full access to the internet again, I'm not all that excited. I rarely talk on AIM anymore...for some reason it doesn't bring me the joy it once did. Oh, but don't be sad...I still love SG and all of you...
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alteredvision0:
you should add a bunch of sg people onto aim to make it enjoyable again. your an awesome person so u will have tons of sg friends
jeremyejones:
Actually, those aren't tiny transgendered midgets. Those are actually the universal symbol for Jennifer Lopez (and others posessed of abnormally large, round asses.)
You see them often in parking lots as the closest spaces to the premises, because those afflicted with these biant posteriors have trouble travelling and often resort to rolling motions to accomplish any semblance of forward travel.
Similarly, consider the oft-misinterpreted "Pedestrian Crossing" signs. What people don't realize is these are actually "Terrorist Crossings." If you look closely at the sign, you can clearly see that the man is holding a gun to the woman's back and forcing her to carry his bomb in her bag as he tells her, "Just keep walking, keep walking" and looks about shifty-eyed.
As a sidenote to the men in dresses are sexy comment, I was a champion drag queen my first year of college. That was before the Grand Cataclysm of Bob Vila, though.
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You see them often in parking lots as the closest spaces to the premises, because those afflicted with these biant posteriors have trouble travelling and often resort to rolling motions to accomplish any semblance of forward travel.
Similarly, consider the oft-misinterpreted "Pedestrian Crossing" signs. What people don't realize is these are actually "Terrorist Crossings." If you look closely at the sign, you can clearly see that the man is holding a gun to the woman's back and forcing her to carry his bomb in her bag as he tells her, "Just keep walking, keep walking" and looks about shifty-eyed.
As a sidenote to the men in dresses are sexy comment, I was a champion drag queen my first year of college. That was before the Grand Cataclysm of Bob Vila, though.
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[Edited on Jan 01, 2006 11:03PM]
And now, the moment you've all been waiting for....
I HAVE INTERNET!
Yes folks, you read it correctly; Comcast has graced us with the gift of a stable internet connection and there was much rejoicing. Except we're not getting free cable anymore, which means I can't watch Adult Swim. Le sucks.
I started working at the school last week and make a grand total of...
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I HAVE INTERNET!
Yes folks, you read it correctly; Comcast has graced us with the gift of a stable internet connection and there was much rejoicing. Except we're not getting free cable anymore, which means I can't watch Adult Swim. Le sucks.
I started working at the school last week and make a grand total of...
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kogun:
Concrats!
chronik:
Congrats on the relationship !!! 
The most embarassing....Thanksgiving....ever.
I don't think I will ever live down yesterday's events, but allow me to disclose all the gory details to you.
First of all, everyone in my family except my brother Andy and his wife/kids were there. My parents, my two sisters and their spouses, as well as my two neices and nephew, and my brother Brian, were all witness to my...
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I don't think I will ever live down yesterday's events, but allow me to disclose all the gory details to you.
First of all, everyone in my family except my brother Andy and his wife/kids were there. My parents, my two sisters and their spouses, as well as my two neices and nephew, and my brother Brian, were all witness to my...
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vivid:
Im trying to get all the art shit settle .. they'll be between $15-$30 tho, depending on how many I print off and how much time went into them.
and adore! <3
and adore! <3
samuraipupy:
I think that is the best holiday story ever....EVER lol, that was great. Thank you. 
I just got the proofs for the first set...and they are fantastic.
I'm at home on Thanksgiving break. It's funny, I thought I'd have nothing to do once I got here, but it turns out I've been keeping myself busy, in some ways that are more unusual than others.
The first night I got back, I went to the Spaghetti Warehouse with the 'rents and...
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I'm at home on Thanksgiving break. It's funny, I thought I'd have nothing to do once I got here, but it turns out I've been keeping myself busy, in some ways that are more unusual than others.
The first night I got back, I went to the Spaghetti Warehouse with the 'rents and...
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zentex:
Adam's a tool...and a dumbass. Why ask to see them when he can just come here and see them? Granted, boobs are nicer in person; but that's just plain rude. A tire-iron in the eyesocket is deserved.
tool. tool. tool.
Chilling in my hottub is *not* an oxymoron, my heater is borked and I havn't found that "rainy day" to fix it
yay for internet access.
tool. tool. tool.
Chilling in my hottub is *not* an oxymoron, my heater is borked and I havn't found that "rainy day" to fix it
yay for internet access.
dirty__1:
Sounds like a busy but, fun time!
Yeah..I would defintly not have ball to say "Hey, can I see your boobs?" to a girl I'd just really met.
Granted it would be nice..but still I'd feel too much like a jackass.
Never played Star Ocean...AND still haven't seen The Family Guy movie..I was kinda ifie about it...
Yeah..I would defintly not have ball to say "Hey, can I see your boobs?" to a girl I'd just really met.
Granted it would be nice..but still I'd feel too much like a jackass.
Never played Star Ocean...AND still haven't seen The Family Guy movie..I was kinda ifie about it...
One word: SPEC-FUCKING-TACULAR.
Don't let the hyphens fool you, it really is one word.
The shoot with Steve Prue was AWESOME. He's a very cool guy and made me feel extremely comfortable, and the sets we did reflect this. OMG the pictures....are incredible. Steve Prue is the best fucking photographer ever. And very thoughtful as well...apparently he was at some anime convention and he got...
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Don't let the hyphens fool you, it really is one word.
The shoot with Steve Prue was AWESOME. He's a very cool guy and made me feel extremely comfortable, and the sets we did reflect this. OMG the pictures....are incredible. Steve Prue is the best fucking photographer ever. And very thoughtful as well...apparently he was at some anime convention and he got...
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dirty__1:
FANFUCKINGTASTIC!!!! Can't wait to see the new set!!!!
That's awesome about the Inuyasha thing!! *jealous*
That's awesome about the Inuyasha thing!! *jealous*
apple_addict:
ok one question... where is Cato, NY?
I have to make this quick (as usual) but thank you all for the input...unfortunately I can't follow through with my plans because I tried the corset thing on and it doesn't fit. The medium is too wide around the waist, and the small pushes my boobs in so flat that they look like giant pancakes tethered to my chest.
However, I talked to Steve...
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haushinka:
You live in Philly, I'm sure you can find a shop somewhere with amazing corsets.
Bt then again, I doubt you'll find them at a price like I bet it was at H&M.
Bt then again, I doubt you'll find them at a price like I bet it was at H&M.
It seems my updates are becoming less and less...fear not, for Comcast will soon save the day, for only 60 dollars a month. Yaaay!!!!
I'll be working with Steve Prue this Saturday on my next set. I saw this smokin' red corset at H&M that I'm going to purchase for the occassion. Steve (the boy toy that is, silly people having the same name) bought...
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I'll be working with Steve Prue this Saturday on my next set. I saw this smokin' red corset at H&M that I'm going to purchase for the occassion. Steve (the boy toy that is, silly people having the same name) bought...
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chronik:
rrrrrreeeedddd haaaairrrr..... stop... your makin me sssstttttuuuttttteeeerrrrrrr.....
pastthetaste:
im waiting for the day when we figure out how to breed a black rose. if anyone one know where the fuck to get a real black rose (not a painted piece of shit) let me know. but yeah, hope school is going well. later
c'mon, scan the pics...everyone looked like shit in HS...is there is reason everyone thought you were a necromancer? (goth perhaps?)
oh yea, spend new years with steve...get your kiss at midnite...
I think New Yrs is actually gonna be prety chill for me this year.
C'mon, lets see the pics. Don't be shy!!
I was actually going to bust a few of mine out.