I spent the last few days up north stuffing my face and shitting rivers.
New Years was a bit surreal. My friend left for a party and d and I stayed with her parents in their farmhouse. The neighbours came over to watch the bonfire we made and the drunk guy kept asking me in front of his wife and grounded grand daughter if I...
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New Years was a bit surreal. My friend left for a party and d and I stayed with her parents in their farmhouse. The neighbours came over to watch the bonfire we made and the drunk guy kept asking me in front of his wife and grounded grand daughter if I...
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Making cookies: check
Making presents: check
Making nice: ummm, yeah sure.
Outside my front door there are two wooden chairs and a burgundy dresser. The dresser showed up one night without explanation. I would like to be a good person who organizes their paper recycling, but I don't and it sits crumpled in various boxes beside the mysterious dresser. This year's pumpkin commited suicide onto...
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Making presents: check
Making nice: ummm, yeah sure.
Outside my front door there are two wooden chairs and a burgundy dresser. The dresser showed up one night without explanation. I would like to be a good person who organizes their paper recycling, but I don't and it sits crumpled in various boxes beside the mysterious dresser. This year's pumpkin commited suicide onto...
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kingskottie:
bootyless sux...(well...that's the problem eh? no suck....) but i'm dealing...i'm like that episode of seinfeld where george has NO SEX and gets smarter.... sex makes me dumb.
kingskottie:
"prudish"? loser! the lack of makes you deny the need?...
the lack of for me kicks the libido higher...it's so disgusting how horny i can get... i feel almost ape like in my instinct.
heh...
the lack of for me kicks the libido higher...it's so disgusting how horny i can get... i feel almost ape like in my instinct.
heh...
My friend F. used to date this really interesting lady. She made all kinds of amazing art and then she took off to LA and left him with a bunch of her stuff. He's now dating another interesting lady who asked him to clear out the other girl's stuff.
That's how I ended up with the two dead rat bodies and my sweet lil' hair...
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That's how I ended up with the two dead rat bodies and my sweet lil' hair...
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isetfires:
i think the hair doll and the rats have some kind of connection. i see the hair doll as some sort of leader, possibly sending bitey and dry boy on missions of which we have no grasp. important missions. deadly missions. hide your socks.
kill the body and the head will die.
i hope you got some good shit. i did.
kill the body and the head will die.
i hope you got some good shit. i did.
vutek:
things we like about hermann zapf:
+he taught himself calligraphy by studying the writings and illustrations of rudolf koch and edward johnston
+he designed the fonts melior, palatino, and optima: one of the best fonts ever, especially when it is really large or even in 3-D, so you can see the tapered stems.
+he makes incredibly beautiful items.
+the tribute to him was called "Zapfest".
+Zapf is a bookstore in the Crying of Lot 49.
+He is married to an adorable calligrapher and type designer: Gudrun Zapf von Hesse.
+he has aged amazingly well.
[Edited on Dec 26, 2003 9:49PM]
+he taught himself calligraphy by studying the writings and illustrations of rudolf koch and edward johnston
+he designed the fonts melior, palatino, and optima: one of the best fonts ever, especially when it is really large or even in 3-D, so you can see the tapered stems.
+he makes incredibly beautiful items.
+the tribute to him was called "Zapfest".
+Zapf is a bookstore in the Crying of Lot 49.
+He is married to an adorable calligrapher and type designer: Gudrun Zapf von Hesse.
+he has aged amazingly well.
[Edited on Dec 26, 2003 9:49PM]
I used to live on the top floor of a small house in the west end. We had a tiny front yard filled with various fungal species and a plum tree. The back yard had a healthy grape vine. A week after we moved in, our neighbour came and took all of our grapes. He offered us a small bowl and hazily promised some of...
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isetfires:
update your journal fucker! it sounded like you enjoyed that last cartoon so heres another.
kingskottie:
happy xmas sweet minky!
XOXO
sandwich islands? hmmmm sandwiches!
XOXO
sandwich islands? hmmmm sandwiches!
Hey. It's that time where I'm praying to Ganesh and his elephant head and his rat skateboard to get me through the obstacles of the next few weeks.
Someone asked me yesterday if I liked Phish because I looked like someone who would like Phish. My first thought was, like, I hate student fucking teachers. My second was, well - yeah, I have actually entertained...
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Someone asked me yesterday if I liked Phish because I looked like someone who would like Phish. My first thought was, like, I hate student fucking teachers. My second was, well - yeah, I have actually entertained...
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thecowboy:
yea, i hate to fuckin admit it, but mr 'fires is probably my favorite on this goddamned site as well..that fuckin asshole..hey, lets be efriends then.
niki1:
sadly, i do have to work nights again! in about 8wks, part of the contract!!!! grrr!!!
i think ill check that song out! can be my theam tune for nights!!
i think ill check that song out! can be my theam tune for nights!!
My first grown up apartment was in Montreal. It was above an unfinished basement, and the crappy baseboard heaters circa 1985 kept the room temperature just slightly above freezing. The pipes burst that winter and the shelves filled up with a contentious fungus that wouldn't go away. My roommate and I admitted that we both thought we might one day find the other one dead....
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sakita:
oh my god i read this the otehr day
but see now that i havent replied
what the heck is wrong with me????????????????
my first apartment didnt get heat in one of the rooms
and it was haunted!!!!!
my hair is so stupid
i dyed it purple like 2 weeks ago
now its all faded and looks horrible!
blue in some spots
pink in some
green in some
aaaach
have fun and take care sweetie
but see now that i havent replied
what the heck is wrong with me????????????????
my first apartment didnt get heat in one of the rooms
and it was haunted!!!!!
my hair is so stupid
i dyed it purple like 2 weeks ago
now its all faded and looks horrible!
blue in some spots
pink in some
green in some
aaaach
have fun and take care sweetie
I found myself in Scotland serving beer and cheese covered fish to drunk people one summer. It took me three days to find my apartment.
The apartment was on the fifth floor of an old stone row house, two doors down from The Exploited who sold us drugs. When I first went to see the place there was one Scottish boy living there who was...
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The apartment was on the fifth floor of an old stone row house, two doors down from The Exploited who sold us drugs. When I first went to see the place there was one Scottish boy living there who was...
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tiamat:
cheese covered fish?!? gross
i am a water baby. i spend hours, and i do mean hours, in the bath tub. no. not to ...ahem... pleasure myself, but because i feel at home and in my element when i am in water. everything melts away and i usually fall asleep in there. many a times i have boiled water and ran back and forth to ensure a non-shivering bath.
xoxo tiamat
i am a water baby. i spend hours, and i do mean hours, in the bath tub. no. not to ...ahem... pleasure myself, but because i feel at home and in my element when i am in water. everything melts away and i usually fall asleep in there. many a times i have boiled water and ran back and forth to ensure a non-shivering bath.
xoxo tiamat
kingskottie:
yr journal entry engages me. meow!?
It had a plant in it, but the plant had died and no one had bothered to look inside. But there was something really terrible smelling in that pretty blue bottle. When I washed it out the whole room soaked up the smell of death and rot. The smell was so overwhelming even the dog could no longer bear it. I closed the door to...
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robscarlett:
Have a wonderful Turkey Genocide Day pretty lady! I hope you and those you love have a wonderful time. I hope those you don't love have just an okay time. Those you hate, if you do, should end up having some awful accident involving a can of black olives, a turkey baster and a webcam so it's all spread to the web to forever haunt them. 
Take care lady!
Take care lady!
kingskottie:
sweet shout out. thanks baby... you are my # 1 HO! heh...isnt that cute!?
HEY!
I took a picture of a sad girl with a polaroid and then I photocopied it and then photocopied the photocopy. Now it is on my wall tormenting me with it's greatness. Grab your sad girl, steal a polaroid camera, and monopolize the photocopier at work. I promise - you will not fucking regret this.
This week I made learned how to make sushi...
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I took a picture of a sad girl with a polaroid and then I photocopied it and then photocopied the photocopy. Now it is on my wall tormenting me with it's greatness. Grab your sad girl, steal a polaroid camera, and monopolize the photocopier at work. I promise - you will not fucking regret this.
This week I made learned how to make sushi...
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isetfires:
polaroids.mmmm.emulsion.
sakita:
coool. i used to have a polaroid
but i only took pictures of the dark
while on hallucinogenic drugs.
they never turned out quite how i hoped they would!
whats up for the weekend?
but i only took pictures of the dark
while on hallucinogenic drugs.
they never turned out quite how i hoped they would!
whats up for the weekend?
My friend G* lives off the grid and cooks rich food on her wood burning oven. I knew I needed some good nourishment this weekend so I took the train 5 hours north and did some good eating. I walked and had a few mystical bowel movements in between - but mostly I just ate 5 course meals every 3 hours. G* told me about...
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kingskottie:
where you go minkster?
check out my boston terrier in my pics.
check out my boston terrier in my pics.
vutek:
what kind of food did she make using her wood burning oven?? did you thrill to the many stars in the sky at night?
:jealous:
:jealous:
I was eating dinner at L's house and she told me something funny about a person she knows. L recalled going out with her one night and the woman described a customer in the bar as "Either a really cute guy, or a really ugly woman." I like how you can only be one or the other. Like it is possible to make this distinction...
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silencenoir:
Sure add away, I added you too 
Busting your boobs at work? hey, be careful with that....boobs are sensitive.
Busting your boobs at work? hey, be careful with that....boobs are sensitive.
sakita:
i dont know you tell me.
i think im a really ugly woman, and a hideous man.
i used to get are you a boy or a girl..until i got boobies
now i look all soft and girlie i guess.
i have missed your smile evoking journal replies! ive been a bad bad girl. ive done admitted it (the wanting the bfbrother thing..) he was like whatcha gonna do about it then?????
wtf?????????
nothing just thougt you should know..ill shut up now.
hehehe have fun sweetie.!
i think im a really ugly woman, and a hideous man.
i used to get are you a boy or a girl..until i got boobies
now i look all soft and girlie i guess.
i have missed your smile evoking journal replies! ive been a bad bad girl. ive done admitted it (the wanting the bfbrother thing..) he was like whatcha gonna do about it then?????
wtf?????????
nothing just thougt you should know..ill shut up now.
hehehe have fun sweetie.!
I was sitting eating pizza in the front window and four different people came up to talk to me through the glass. The first two were older Asian men who made funny faces at me and wild arm gesticulations. The third was a drunk woman with dyed blonde hair. She threw her jacket down in a huff and then picked it up again. She looked...
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silencenoir:
Your dream was a crazy one too. Stripper in the bedroom? well, mind you, that could happen
tiamat:
rain often leads to depression. sorry sweetie i hope you feel better. i am feeling the same way.
too bad the glass wasn't one way and the four people weren't doing things like picking their noses or picking wedgies without knowing you were there. that would have cheered me up.
too bad the glass wasn't one way and the four people weren't doing things like picking their noses or picking wedgies without knowing you were there. that would have cheered me up.
i forgot your birthday!!!!
happy birthday sweetiepie
hope you had a great day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
many hugs and warm thoughts!
ellie