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OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW! my stupid neck hurts! I've been gymping around my place for the last two days making old man noises and rubbing myself with linament... hotness. Why must pain killers/muscle relaxers cause severe nausea? It's balls I say!

That's just enough whining...

So I'm totally freaking stoked cause I may have found a new photographer! This is exciting because of my three sets only one...
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WOOOOOOOOO DOGGY!!! Y'all know how to make a girl feel wanted. Thank you so much for the incredibly positive feed back on my newly posted set. For the record, that set was part of one of the most perfectly amazingly fun times of my life. I'm so glad I could commemorate it with pornography to share with you all.

Hugs and kisses to all your...
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So I had another rediculous dream last night. It started out with the recurring suicidal fish scenario. Ya see, when I was 15 I got some tropical fish for this huge aquarium I'd inherited from somewhere or other but I didn't know about water conditioner to neutralize the chlorine so I slowly killed them but not befoe they went completely insane. Everytime I'd move around...
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BALLS!!! That's what I'm sayin'. Why? Because life just took a steaming dump on me... okay, maybe that's a slight exageration. It's more like life farted in my general direction to be totally honest but that's still really, really not cool.

So I, like many other poor unfortunate bastards in my general region of north america woke up to a sea of swirling frozen white...
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So, what did you do with your weekend? I just had a whopper!

First on friday I went out dancing. Just me and three other very white girls with very black hair of varying heights and lengths. I did not drink. I had a coke and a bottle of water, at last call I had half a beer that ended up making me want to...
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So I went out last night and didn't drink... and lived! Who knew it was possible? Now as it turns out this was the wise choice as everyone in the bar was the biggest freak ever! Hipsters and farmers come to the 'big city' for a night on the town. What is with hipsters? Is there a factory somewhere devoted solely to the mass production...
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Mini-crisis averted, heart rate normal again. Moving on...

So I've recently learned that a roller derby league is starting soon in my area, FINALLY! (This should help prevent a recurrence of stress induced mini-meltdowns) I'm going with some girls to meet with them and watch a practice this weekend. My new problem is, what will my derby name be? Give me some ideas people!

I have to ramble. I have to ramble because I feel like I'm going crazy. I'm a stress bag at the best of times and try really hard to keep it together. This morning I woke up and the thought of going to work, that horrible, chaotic, demanding place made me cry. My heart was beating so fast it was shaking my whole body. I...
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