daisy

Maybe weird girl *likes* you and doesn't know how to show it?

Or possibly she's a loon.

Egypt? The sand would bug me too much and scorpions don't like me.
Ever since I squished their king under foot at the zoo. He asked for it though, he said the second matrix film was better than the first.

So...a move to Portsmouth to become a 'navy wife', at least you'll get some sea air...er...and I'm sure it's lovely there this time of year...

Maybe you should apply to the English navy too and become a 'wren'...that's what the female sailors are called aren't they?

Well if they handle it correctly then I'm sure it'll be them and her and not involve you so much.
Be brave!
You nearly had me buying Sodoku books already you little minx. I was hovering in Easons and saw one and a-l-m-o-s-t bought it, till I realised I needed the money for food...

Though harry potter is not something I'll be getting into any time soon, no matter how much you push, prod or drape yourself over the book!

Hmmm I could think of worse people to work with than a cute, lovely girly such as yourself....
*daydreams about such things*

Talk to someone, her first, then the boss. Right away.

Do they have boy ones? You know, with added beer openers and testesterone....to justify wearing them?
No?
Ok then, I'll just continue to sleep in a T-Shirt.

My girlfriend also is very keen on them maybe I should treat her. Her favourite place in the world is bed. Cheers Zed

Err...

I'm not mean. I promise. I'm a nice guy, that's my problem.
Heh.

It was all pretty much a joke. Nothing serious. It was designed to make her laugh and I thought it was worth posting. Maybe not...

*runs up*

*kicks you in the shins*

*runs away*


*shouts* "I'm not mean, honest!"

ooh someone is defo having a more interesting life than me at the moment am kinda tryin to keep my head down after thurs nites fiasco and tryin to get backinto the good books of a certain person, but fuck it whoever said a quiet life was a boring life?

I was calling your name down Winthrop St on Saturday when I saw you & Mike & probably Andrew walking by. I couldn't chase after you cause I was working...

hope the night's not as bad as u thought

It wasn't a whinge and it was hardly long winded

Yeah it wasn't a bad placing, probably just a fluke
Hope things are ok with you cute stuff.

thanks hun am feelin better today, twas just yesterday that was the day o hell hmm, vegetarian sausages u say? ill have to give em a try the next time. hangovers are gross tho. should never have evolved i seem to have the annoyin tendency of cuttin my fringe too, dont worry itll either grow on you, or grow back

i have 2 cats of my own 14 year old george and 1 year old Tink. I also have 2 guinea pigs called Ro and Fon, 4 gerbils called DG, Amelie, Turtle and Herbert. and three hamsters called Lunky, Keekay and Furious.

I also have a mother cat and her 5 kittens that are nearly 9weeks old! I'm really hoping my partner will let us keep one of these kittens but i always say that and he never lets me!

aww hun, i no exactly how u feel. its shit wen its gotten to that part of a relationship and theres really nowhere to go but out. its a horrible feeling. i hope it all gets sorted out between u guys or else that its a 'painless' breakup if there is such a thing.

Isn't SG a hobby where you can wear pretty shoes?
Hmmm....

Hey, thanks for being so kind to me! I'm real sorry to hear about what's happening to you! You were a help for me so if there's anything I can do?

uh oh... i thought i was bad wen a hundred or two went missin from the till ah if its been processed it aint too bad is it? fuck it, theres always more cheques

will do, as soon as i can find some half decent pics , ya no, the ones where u dont look like you really should be locked up for a very long time im not the most photogenic of people really, in case you hadnt guessed.
i no wat u mean bout the friend thing, personally im quite fond of having lots of different friends but im slowly losing faith in humanity and will quite possibly have to settle for having a select few good friends i can depend on

Your boobs, my dear, are not only adequate...they are ample, apt and above all...not too small!
Hehe.
I think it's obligatory to have one psycho 'friend' in your social life, it's like some universal law.
If you break off connection with em, then another one joins...or someone in your group goes mad, and fills the gap


And even though you were probably drunk when you posted it, I plan to collect that 'great big hug' when I see you next