One of the only things I REALLY had to do today was get some god damn cat food. Guess who has an empty bowl? Well, there are crumbs in there. She can last until tomorrow.
Last night was fun at the Cat Club with Trixie, Ryan, and Retarded Genius. I also saw Dave H, Coushti and Evil. Snicker snicker smile, that's a very hot and...
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Last night was fun at the Cat Club with Trixie, Ryan, and Retarded Genius. I also saw Dave H, Coushti and Evil. Snicker snicker smile, that's a very hot and...
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presley:
i want to come stay with you and trixie. i want to go to SF/oakland so badly.
jessferfun:
lets do it soon, i want to see you. tomorrow night or thursday night. how do i reach hot-hot chloe?
Yesterday I dragged Trixie around to do some Christmas shopping with me. I adhered to the "one for you, one for me" philosophy, while Trixie purchased items for herself. We are not greedy. We are just in the spirit of giving- to ourselves. I got a little gift shopping done, so I'm proud.
After that, I fed foofy cocktails to a boy and then let...
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After that, I fed foofy cocktails to a boy and then let...
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dave_h:
Champaige and UNO.
Trixie promised me. we are going to do it.
you beter be there.
I m d5runk
Trixie promised me. we are going to do it.
you beter be there.
I m d5runk
jessferfun:
my place.
okay...seriously, fun food, some tunes, some dive-bar beers (i need to discover a new one), and... i need to figure out the details. have a killer weekend beautiful.
okay...seriously, fun food, some tunes, some dive-bar beers (i need to discover a new one), and... i need to figure out the details. have a killer weekend beautiful.
Probot photos! Yay! 
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kikka:
love your candids!
miss_magenta:
i'm excited to see you on friday!
take care sweetie. *hugs*
take care sweetie. *hugs*
Thursday night I went out to eat and had to watch as a drunk dirty bum fell down outside, exposed his ass, and got his head all bloody. The paramedics came and took him away, but not before I got a little queasy. If that weren't bad enough, I found a twist-tie in my food. Then the waiter massaged my back, challenged me to an...
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elzig:
thanks . sweet heart
evil:
let's see your work grrl!!! 
Mysteriously, my alarm turned itself off this morning without me knowing about it. What a sweet little thing, it must have known I needed more sleep! If only all of my other appliances were as considerate!
I hate situations where I'm the ass hole no matter what happens. And I'm really such a darling chick, I swear! I've just somehow ended up in a situation...
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I hate situations where I'm the ass hole no matter what happens. And I'm really such a darling chick, I swear! I've just somehow ended up in a situation...
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evil:
... can I borrow you & Trixie?! 
sadie:
you can find couches at thrift stores for pretty cheap but not free goodluck
I think the quote of the day so far is "I can't come to the phone because I have been (garbled) by _____'s scorpion vagina vice grip and I've been suckered into a monogomous relationship."
Name deleted to protect the innocent.
I need to pay my rent.
Trixie is one happy little ho and I know why!
The very concept of work is foregin to...
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Name deleted to protect the innocent.
I need to pay my rent.
Trixie is one happy little ho and I know why!
The very concept of work is foregin to...
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betseysin:
goodness! 
You look like my favourite pornstar Devon. That is the best compliment one could ever get. Let's elope.
You look like my favourite pornstar Devon. That is the best compliment one could ever get. Let's elope.
violentlyhappy:
wait, i thought i was staying at your place.
Last week I was ridiculously fucked over by someone who didn't deserve me. Time to move on.
I have had an incredible week. Thanksgiving day I was snowboarding for the first time ever, then I had a coffee and bailey's for the first time ever, then I was getting completely drunk in a car for the first time ever as I was speeding back to...
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I have had an incredible week. Thanksgiving day I was snowboarding for the first time ever, then I had a coffee and bailey's for the first time ever, then I was getting completely drunk in a car for the first time ever as I was speeding back to...
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miss_magenta:
i am just stopping by here to say hello and i hope you are doing well.
cabal:
What a great idea....quotes of the weekend. Not to copy, but....
"Grandpa, sit down and quit trying to get your pants"
"is that cabbage or saur kraut?"
"damn Mandy is fat"
"why don't you just bring some clowns and fucking ponies in here?!!"
"yes, that's the wheelchair we lost"
"Grandpa, sit down and quit trying to get your pants"
"is that cabbage or saur kraut?"
"damn Mandy is fat"
"why don't you just bring some clowns and fucking ponies in here?!!"
"yes, that's the wheelchair we lost"
fuck fuck fuck
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tegan:
Good choice with Tegan. Maybe once our sex life gets boring we can spice things up by asking her to join us in bed?
well well then. anytime sugar plum... i will join you in bed any time i get the chance... oh im so happy that i am going to see you soon!! your so fucking gorjuss... whewy. godamn.
ok, calming down now.. have you done a new set yet??
MmmmMmmmm Chloe.... like whoa.
*swoon*
well well then. anytime sugar plum... i will join you in bed any time i get the chance... oh im so happy that i am going to see you soon!! your so fucking gorjuss... whewy. godamn.
ok, calming down now.. have you done a new set yet??
MmmmMmmmm Chloe.... like whoa.
*swoon*
tallboy77:
fuck fuck fuck
I can't believe it costs .28 cents per month to have an unlisted phone number. Otherwise there you are, with both your first name, last name, AND your address! .28 cents isn't much, but don't you think it should be free? Isn't it weird that you have to PAY so that the crazies can't find you?
My cat is literally walking in circles howling in...
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My cat is literally walking in circles howling in...
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nestor:
Were you at the Silver Lion on Friday? I thought I saw you but wasn't sure, so I didn't want to look for an idiot.
ryan:
boys suck! you come be with me lover!
ahh, i would take a cat but, i don't really like em. and lilly would eat it.. for sure.
it sucks that you have to pay for semi privacy from the phone company... we already pay them for our phones.. it's all about the dolla dolla bill y'all...
luckily i live in a house with others and the phone is in thier name.. safe...
ahh, i would take a cat but, i don't really like em. and lilly would eat it.. for sure.
it sucks that you have to pay for semi privacy from the phone company... we already pay them for our phones.. it's all about the dolla dolla bill y'all...
luckily i live in a house with others and the phone is in thier name.. safe...
Not the happiest day here in Chloe-Land. I think I need some kisses to make things all better.
I finally got to see Trixie last night. Damn chick has been all sick and reclusive since we got back from LA. She took me to the meat-and-noodle place! We are planning on going dancing soon, but we want to wait until we are 100% healthy. Then...
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I finally got to see Trixie last night. Damn chick has been all sick and reclusive since we got back from LA. She took me to the meat-and-noodle place! We are planning on going dancing soon, but we want to wait until we are 100% healthy. Then...
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slag:
...my grandma has a tatoo on her arm that says, I heart your Mom...she's tough like that...
stormy:
i would like to apply. mmmm
