RED ALERT!!
I have heard some very disturbing stories over the past few days concerning a photographer working out of Portland. Apparently he has touched many girls in a very inappropriate manner (really, any touching during a photo shoot is inappropriate), and tries to get girls to suck his dick...FUCK THAT!! His name is Jon P...... Im not sure if I'm allowed to write his...
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I have heard some very disturbing stories over the past few days concerning a photographer working out of Portland. Apparently he has touched many girls in a very inappropriate manner (really, any touching during a photo shoot is inappropriate), and tries to get girls to suck his dick...FUCK THAT!! His name is Jon P...... Im not sure if I'm allowed to write his...
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HA HA!! Twas brillig and the slithes were toving..
Yes, indeed, I'm going to be mobile in just a few more days. It really is nice to have a car, it frees you from having to run to catch the last bus, or staying at on someone's couch in a house where everyone is up until six in the fucking morning drinking... Not that I...
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Yes, indeed, I'm going to be mobile in just a few more days. It really is nice to have a car, it frees you from having to run to catch the last bus, or staying at on someone's couch in a house where everyone is up until six in the fucking morning drinking... Not that I...
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wellman:
I had my first SG influenced dream last night, and it was surprisingly non-sexual, considering the fact that I had a rather naughty dream involving Bridgett Bardot only a few days before. I was walking around some city, and noticed two attractive "punk" women walking around together, and I tried to run into them, and eventually we met and had a polite conversation, Afterwards I met a person who I know in real life, a person named, believe it or not, "Matt Sexual", and he was trying to kill me. BTW, this guy is infamous here for being an overgrown monster of a punk who still lives with his parents at the overripe age of 32. Anyhow, he tried to cut me with some sort of switchblade ( that was, somehow, also a corkscrew), and I stole it from him and gave him a vicious wound on his face. The rest of the dream was me flying away from him. I've been able to fly in my dreams for years now, ever since Ella Minnow Pea taught me how. (She was a dream character that I met on the Great Wall of China). Whatever I hope you still have dreams. They're better than drugs.
I want to get drunk, but I'm afraid of spending all of my money at the bar. Fuck... Have you ever been hit on by your bus driver? It's such a strange experience, especially when your busdriver is in their late forties, early fifties. I can't say that I like it very much. Okay, I can't really think of anything to say.
eris:
well, i've never been hit on the head by a bus driver but...
i swear the bus in hawaii (which circles the island once a day) is like a little bar. i got on one day and there were all these locals hanging out with the driver. i thought they were just regulars on the bus at first but then i realized at least one of them had tagged along for the bus run. wierd. but it was really cool. i've never been on a bus with a bar like atmosphere before...
why did he hit you on the head?
i swear the bus in hawaii (which circles the island once a day) is like a little bar. i got on one day and there were all these locals hanging out with the driver. i thought they were just regulars on the bus at first but then i realized at least one of them had tagged along for the bus run. wierd. but it was really cool. i've never been on a bus with a bar like atmosphere before...
why did he hit you on the head?
AAGGH!! Is there actually a summer in Seattle? I m starting to think no...My level of frustration with this city is continually rising. How hard can it be to get a job as something besides a stripper or housecleaner? Fuck it, I should just stay at home and get stoned, at least then I'm amused by everything...
london:
Thats one of my favorite past times!!!!
Oh me oh my... So, I think I found a job today.. thank fucking god, there is nothing worse than running around to a million different places trying to convince some stranger that they should give you a job. Seattle has a really fucking shitty job market, it fucking sucks. Other than that, Im starting to like it here. A few months ago I went...
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Ha!!! Last night I sang karaoke for the first time.. Claudia and I sang 'Independent Women' by Destiny's Child, it was a fucking riot. I should not be allowed to sing, fortunately all my friends were probably too fucking drunk to notice. Another awesome thing is that I've been going running every other day or so, it feels fucking great. It makes me feel not...
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saveyourservant:
I played in bands for years, but somehow Karaoke is way more embarrassing to me. The only time I ever did Karaoke was for a friend's birthday. As a present I did Judas Priest's "you've got another thing coming." Midway through, the screen with the words went out but it didn't even phase me because, you know, it's Judas Priest. When the screen came back I was still right with words and I got an ovation from complete strangers in the bar. Now if they could observe the way I can belt things out in my car, I'd be a star.
Beer as a solution to all problems...hmm. Vodka works well for me. It's so fucking easy to start fucking boozing rather than deal with reality (i.e. being sober), but it has a tendency to be more painful the next day. My solution? I end up moving around a lot. I haven't had my own place to live in about six months, and it fucking blows....
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deliverance:
I am assuming you aren't speaking of my ancient band, Wormwood? Since we split up 14 years ago, I doubt it...and nobody much liked us...
deliverance
deliverance
isabelle:
well we ARE looking for a good drummer.. you can always move to ny. i live in eat bumblefuck, but there are plenty good people round to lighten your mood...
Relationships are all a bunch of bullshit. I've noticed that people (myself included) have a tendency to lose respect for their partners. It's really sad that most people are nicer to their friends than to the people that they are sleeping with. Why is that? Do we inherently feel the need to shit on those we care about? Or is it simply that we are...
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fej:
Maybe its a Cancer thing...
zanarki:
Whenever I'm faced with such questions.. I turn to beer! I've found that beer, when consumed in great numbers, tends to fix everything!!!............Until you run out of beer.. then everything sucks again ;-) I've found that drinking beers with zanarki is a delightful experience that should be repeated whenever possible :-)
When you can take the beer from my hand you will have learned young grasshopper.
-zan "wise one" arki
When you can take the beer from my hand you will have learned young grasshopper.
-zan "wise one" arki
Oh, the pain of too many cape cods.. Yuck, I feel like a big pile of dog shit. Claudia and I went to this weird bar last night, the Rebar (I think), and somehow I managed to get super fucking shit faced. Of course I had a job interview today, and I was comletely fucking retarded. Funny how shit always happens when you need to...
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Man, all this new shit really fucking confused me, but I think I got it.. Im in Seattle, continuing my job search and looking for a place to live, not to mention a place to put my drumkit.. If any of you motherfuckers have any ideas for me, let me know...
starbreaker:
Hey Amelie. What kind of kit do you have, how many peices ? Maybe you would post some pics of you and your drums for me ?
woo dawgy..
I just got back from spending three days at my grandfather's house..He lives in the middle of nowhere in a town of about 10,000. It's another fucking world there. It's so strange to truly be the freak of the town. No one's ever unfriendly, it's just odd for people to stare like that. Anyways, it was kind of nice, really boring, but nice...
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I just got back from spending three days at my grandfather's house..He lives in the middle of nowhere in a town of about 10,000. It's another fucking world there. It's so strange to truly be the freak of the town. No one's ever unfriendly, it's just odd for people to stare like that. Anyways, it was kind of nice, really boring, but nice...
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alissa:
Awesome!
chrissyjean:
I was just there in March. Flew in from Reno so my friend could get his sleeve worked on by Josh Woods. While I was there, Ian White did a beautiful dinosaur on my back. Being part of his porfolio now is such an honor!
Oh my god..
I am so fucking STOKED!! I just got my half sleeve finished, it's so fucking amazing. Carlos Ransom is a fucking badass. Thank You!!! Anyhoo, Im excited to show it off, I look funny right now, my whole arm is wrapped in paper towels. Finally!! My other tattoo I wanted will have to wait a while, but right now I dont fucking...
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I am so fucking STOKED!! I just got my half sleeve finished, it's so fucking amazing. Carlos Ransom is a fucking badass. Thank You!!! Anyhoo, Im excited to show it off, I look funny right now, my whole arm is wrapped in paper towels. Finally!! My other tattoo I wanted will have to wait a while, but right now I dont fucking...
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missy:
Its close to the year 2020. Americas slow, arduous decline is accelerating thanks to a protracted war with Iran and other ill-conceived military adventures. Interior states now have their own border checkpoints, manned by farm boys in Kevlar vests. GovTV comes with your standard cable package....
macheath777:
I very nearly had Justin Cronin as my fiction writing professor when I was at La Salle University. Unfortunately, he departed for Rice University the summer before I was to have him.